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made a new thread, someone mop my brow

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1st for being 1st

First for green little ghouls

really getting into ale lads
im like an old man

Im going to sleep now lads, have a blessed Saturday xxx

its 1050 lad what kind of sleep pattern do you have

its nice init. what you been drinking?

goliath its made by the same people that make hobbgoblin

THERE ARE WOMEN WHO POST HERE. FANNY LICENSES. PRESENT THEM NOW.

>tfw your house mate bring home a girl and you can here them laughing in his bedroom

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i straight up dont believe that

Just remember that they are probably laughing at you.

dont project your paranoia onto me

>looking after my sisters dogs while she's away
>open up two cans of food for them
>cut my finger open on both cans
Shit day already. What are you autists doing?

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Imagine swallowing the lid of the can and feeling it slice down your throat.

At least you didn't rape it to death like a poster here did to his sister's dog

>didn't get to see friends all summer because work
There's always next summer ;__;

if britfeel has taught me anything its that if the dog opens a door you should run, its about to rape you

>ywn hear this on the radio while getting a lift to your mate's house after school
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>dont get to see friends because i dont have any

This user gets it sszxdfbmcfgyh

I can't watch The Chase, lads. I get so anxious it gives me gas.

>I get so anxious it gives me gas.

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You'd have to have a massive throat to swallow that. ya mam would be up to the task wheeeyy.
You got an archive link to that or just a larper?

hello?.....anyone here?...lads?

Yeah lad just chilling, put 15 on the ufc tonight.
Hoping for a nice little points win for the rusky, would be a nice payday.

how much you looking to get if he wins?

Just a wee hundred.
Just don't see Hunt ko'ing the lad and if hunt doesn't KO in the first 3 rounds he always loses on points.
9.50 odds so will be nice.

ive never seen ufc but im told its a lot of fun

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we've all been there

It's great lad, used to watch every event but then i stopped justifying staying up till 6am.
But luckily tonight is 7pm bst.

why are people like this
most gay blokes don't even like shitty effeminate men

I'm coming to the UK in 3 days
What should I do?
>Inb4 kill myself

Where you going? London?

Don't go to london its shit.
Just go to some cheap sea side town and eat buffets.

Sheffield, though I'll have to give all of the big cities a quick visit

i have an abstract feel lads, i feel comfy but depressed

i wish they did

i want a heteronormative dynamic in a gay relationship. Sigh.

Where are you from originally?
alam

Ah a fan of Big Man Lee?

>want a woman to settle down with
>all western women are slags
>only attracted to white women
fucking hell im in for a wild ride lads

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I'm from GA, USA
No idea who that is, sorry. The truth is I'm just visiting because of a boy

you could try Albania and get a white muslim gf

All I want in life is a big ol braphog lads

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that boy being Lee

Oh you're the homosex.
Well post where you visit and meet local britfeelers.

Just ordering a cheeky Chinese lads;

I don't know. The majority do act like that though. It isn't a vocal minority.
>Uni people find out about my gay
>Direct me to other gays
>Too many to just be a small sample
>All feminine
>All like drag
>Group contains straight women too, for some reason
>The only ones bigger than me are obese
>Go back to heteros because
>>Notformethanks
>>Apparently acting like myself makes me "internally homophobic"
Is there gay conversion therapy for fedoras?

Should I Google this Lee?

I am indeed, yes. And I'll look into that once I've got some free time. I imagine things will be a little hectic upon first arrival.

Mum and dad are fighting again :(

What are you getting lod? Salt and pepper chicken for me

It's chill lad if you're ever in Southampton or Bournemouth.
I'll get a pint with you and show you the local sites.
Will be a good greentext story.

Go for a massive shit lad

>I'm from GA, USA
am i supposed to be able to understand your yank code?

It's Georgia, come on lad have a bit of basic geography understanding

Yeah well, you bought this on yourself. If your kind had of stayed closeted, you could've had cheeky homosex without it becoming a human rights movement with all the shit that goes along with it. Worse you could've expected was a bashing or a prosecution, which you probably would have got your rocks off to, because all homos are sick fucks at heart.

I downloaded grindr last night and everyone is either 60 years old wanting nudes or they don't respond back
might just fuck off to tinder instead
this but ironically

Tbh we don't learn about yank states in geography. We actually don't give a shit about that. Could you point me to Lithuania, Bulgaria, Croatia, or Macedonia on a map?

I have a friend attending the University of Southampton, and I'll be staying with him for a while, so I'll probably make a post once that comes around. Sounds fun

Ahah yank, I love British people. You're all so cute

To be fair, the guy I'm seeing didn't know where it was, either

Not him, but yes. It's good to know about the world.

King prawn omelette, spring rolls and a can of coke. Kept the cashier waiting with my order because I was spitting truth to the gay here on britfeel. Hear that gay? I took time out of my day to educate you.

Are there even any open at 1130? What must they think of you.

I could point to all 4. US states you could probably learn from the Simpsons or something

Grindr is awful and full of sluts
Tinder is full of nose-pierced twinks and everyone there is a boring, ugly cunt

They often open for lunch at noon-2pm

Honestly trying to talk to these girls on dating apps is like pulling teeth.

I don't like tons of sex though.
I want wholesome bf. A movement that gives me my bf and marriage license while exposing the majority of gays as sick fucks is exactly what I always wanted.
And those degenerates will never be "my kind".

>Have quite a lot of tinder matches
>Never messaged any of them sober
>Usually I get a reply and chat to them when I'm drunk but all interest goes away once I'm sober in the morning
>Decide to message a girl I matched who's exactly my type, likes all the same shit and just moved here
>Figure if my messages work drunk they'll work sober
>She hasn't responded after 2 days

Feels bad man, why do the matches I have 0 interest in respond but when I'm genuinely attracted to someone I get blanked.

I'm in australia so it's not even 900pm

Why the hell do people want nudes anyway? gay or straight. The internet is filled with nudity

i want to see people i know naked

How do you progress to sex if you're meeting them for a date in a different city? I don't really fancy spending 90q on a hotel room.

get a love hotel lud

Doesn't exist in the UK

yeah find a seedy pay by hour hotel

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How did this thing get famous?

whats on the menu for lunch lods?

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seems like these people are catering to it?

>tfw bested by one simple clip on my car

ya mums minge

>Zoomers and their mumble rap, bleep bloop songs
It's like nothing goes on the radio unless the vocalist sounds like they're nodding off on smack and mashing at a synth.

Fish finger sarnie. Its more like brunch desu, I only had a bowl of shreddies for brek. Wbu?

Good one gramps keep the music to the people that know what they're on about

oi you cheeky lod

at work loddie so it's a packed lunch for me, only another 6 hours today, 12 tomorrow and then i have my 4 days off

heh, good one kid. But it's really never been any different. The hot new sound comes along, everyone jumps on the bandwagon, the next sound comes along, and the imitators are consigned to history's dustbin. Everyone knows who The Beatles are, no cunt can name any of the other British Invasion Bands.

>caring about what happens in the Charts

But tomorrow is the Lord's day! What job?

Aircraft mechanic on a 4 on 4 off shift pattern of 12 hour days starting at 6:30am. interesting job but tiring

If I like a song I listen to it, if I don't like it I don't listen to it. Simple as.

>All things are interesting to a large mind

*conga lines into thread*
whats crackalacking?

Want to get a proper computer so I can that VR Chat game and marry Karen lads

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one time i liked a song and listened to it again but didn't like it

>listening to the redman

still loving it. where are my hiphop fans at?

wondering what Kentanon is doing right now

Hate meeting new people because I always worry there's a chance they post here

>i straight

doubt it

He's probably still posting here but just got bored of his gimmick.

>not becoming the Karen

We do, James.