30 year old boomers

Why do 30 year old boomers drink Monster energy drinks?

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cuz they dont make anything else like used to,heh

I'm 30. I drink Monster because coffee now makes me shit my guts out, and the last thing I want are the Qt's from HR to see me back and forth to the bathroom all morning.

It almost costs the same as a soda now except it has some b vitamins to wake you up.

They can't afford beer.

The early bird gets the worm, bucko.

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These things are the biggest waste of money

I know people who spend $3000 per year on these fucking drinks

Fucking dumb

Nothing to do with your question, but the first time I saw OP image I thought that the cans on the side of the boomer were his eyeballs. Which was why he would always wear sunglasses.

That looks rlly comfy, friend
They arent poor faggots who complain about consuming, incel

It's cheaper than buying a coffee usually.

boomers are 60s, not 30.

when the fuck did Gen Y start getting called "boomers"?

>he complains about poorfags as he compliments a poorfag's """comfy""" lifestyle

>faggots replying

Because this board became a shambles of gay psyops, and viral marketing for porn and junk food

You gotta read the words friend. 30 year old - boomer. Someone who's 30+ that acts like boomer

What? A can of coffee is like, 5$. It lasts for at least a month, even if you are a heavy coffee drinker.

Bitch you dont fucking buy a coffee, you make coffee. You buy it in bulk and subsist on it like jesus on tears of waterboarded newborns.

I'm pretty sure that the is no can of coffee that is $5 and doesn't taste like some tepid ass blast formula.

Lol, monster's more expensive than beer you fucking mong.

Fucking why? Boomers should be made into cat food.

We know. They were also referring to people 20 and under as zoomers. I was posting some of zoo ers as little kids drinking juice, but I don't have the energy to promote it.

*crack *sips monster. Ahhh that's better

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