normalniggers out
25+ thread
I was at the shrink (an unprofessional middle-aged boomeress with a bad case of holier-than-thou) the other day and that fucking cunt was IRL-boomerposting the whole time, making that stupid facial expression right from the start and continually shaking her head/berating me and trying to triviliaze what i was telling her by refering "to her own youth" unprompted all the damn time instead of just treating her patient with respect and hearing me out
I *almost* walked out at one point but she signalled she might be refering me to some social worker colleague of hers more suited for my particular case in the same building so i stayed and Btfo'd her in the end too
I was like "Look, i know my family of origin is dysfunctional but all i can tell you is that i'm trying to better myself and dig myself out of this hole by mself which is why i'm here. That's pretty much everything i can do" and then she finally shut up and gave me the new appointments heh
>making that stupid facial expression right from the start
Which one is that?
how the fuck are normal fags so comfortable just shouting at people they have never meet before and starting conversations. And they just meet you and start asking you tons of personal questions and telling you their life story. I need to know somebody for a few months before I'm comfortable talking about myself. I'm doomed
>muh age limit
Lmfao this board has no rules. I can post wherever I want. Kill yourself
I've been noticing that there is a fair amount of anons on this board that actually have amazing jobs and make good money, some of them are even younger than 25...
>tfw you're a $10 bucks an hour failure...
Lol should have worked harder at school faggot. Kill yourself
Think I'm going to to try and learn a skill or maybe a trade school, if that doesn't work I probably will
Starting a new job next month. I don't even really dislike my current job and the commute & hours are worse, but I really wanted to change. I don't feel like I will ever go anywhere so I need to give myself the chance to just fall into a better role and opportunity. I am probably making a big mistake. FML.
do it faggot, stop playing safe u almost dead
I know, and I'll be making more money and have more responsibility in a hopefully better environment. It's a more reputable organization too with hopefully fewer retards. Just feels bad to make a change. You get comfy with what you know.
>28
>no husky still
>fucking bored everyday
>same fucking shit over and over
>waiting for a happening to break the monotony
They just dont give a fuck and have had positive feedback from this method making friends. also they actually have things to say unlike a loser who stays at home all day
If you have no other priorities and "see the world as it really is" you have no excuse to be poor imo. robots are lazy with fucked dopamine levels, rather look at tranny porn than make some money
>tfw there is TWO huskies in my neighborhood who I see on my walks. BT doesn't get to see a single one.
>he hasn't taken a picture of them
I've seen you complain about not having a husky for many years, 7 years I'd say
>28
>tfw the world can perfectly function without me. No place for me to fill, neither in bussiness, nor in personal life
>7 years
>that was 13 years ago
my mood is not as sporadic as you might think. For the last couple weeks I was getting drugged multiple times a day and before that I was without my fucking medications and you guys were taunting me.
If you put me in a bad mood, how can you be so fucking surprised that I will be in a bad fucking mood? When you poison me and it pisses me the fuck off. This isn't fucking rocket science you god damn fucking retards.
And when it comes to sex, I have always told you that is complicated. I still get horny, I'm still an animal. However... people have fucked with me more than any of you can possibly understand. I want a partner but I don't want any of you. You all lied to me, you all stabbed me in the back. You all used me.
And when it comes to celebs and others... I like them, I like what they do. I fucking hate that they are all totally fucking fine with slavery. They are more than fine with it, they benefit from the backs of slaves. Every dime they have ever earned is fucking blood money... and they refuse to take responsibility for it.
>tfw the world can perfectly function without me.
Ohhhhh, did you realize about that recently? AMAZING.
>Be 26
>Almost all my memories before 2010 are completely gone
>Even the early 2010's feel very vague and foggy to me at this point
>I fucking hate that they are all totally fucking fine with slavery
Are you talking about Chinese factories, or what?
until recently I was at least fine with that
since my life was easy
now freshly out of university and terrified about future
It's the opposite for me. Early years thru the 90s and early 00s are vivd to me but the early 2010s all run together
It is not about "you can", but about interests. If you are less than 25 you will not be interested in problems we are having here.
>now freshly out of university and terrified about future
HAHAHA welcome to reality my friend. I wish you luck.
>HAHAHA welcome to reality my friend. I wish you luck.
oh no
I remember stuff from when I was in college around 2010 and 2011, but I hardly remember anything from school.
>trying to learn to draw
>fucking impossible
got told by my Rwandan friend who is a good artist that I would improve if I drew someone I admired so I drew the president of Rwanda, Paul Kagama, but it looks like fucking shit. Believe it or not this took me 2 fucking hours. Oh and my friend said it was offensive (I think he is Tutsi) and now won't help me anymore. btw the Hutu ten commandments references a piece of genocide propaganda but its just a joke.
I am getting mad at my uselessness
heres a reply but come back with something better tomorrow
this is a strong feel. Sometimes I think depression can be onset by boredom.
Seconding. Lets make a guy draw
Turning 26 next week. Only ones who know when my bday is are my parents.
Why do you care about birthdays? Birthdays are something made for children.
>Turning 26 next week. Only ones who know when my bday is are my parents.
when I think about it, fuck... why did you bring this up user?
28 neet drug addict spend all day in bed sup
Was saying i dont have anything besides my parents
S-sorry
I can't remember if I turned 37 or 38 this year.
Jesus.
Just used an age calculator.
I'm 37. Thank fuck for that. I STILL HAVE TIME.
You only have yourself, and if you don't have yourself you are lost.
You're 37 years old and sitting here posting on r9k. What time do you think you have.
I've been trying to "looksmax" and so far its going well. Mom took the news about plastic surgery well, and i only have one friend who may or may not reject me over it.
I'm not 40 yet. I've done nothing with my previous 37 years, but ya know, maybe it'll change next year.
The lottery? The singularity? Who knows.
This, so many people here are really successful
I don't get what they get out of pretending to be a robot
If you're tolerably intelligent and don't come from extreme poverty or abuse it's not that hard to get a good job, provided either that you're lucky or you properly planned out your life so that you got the right marks in high school to go to the right university for the right program, and in that program did the right internships or whatever to get the right job.
My wife knows my birthday. My parents. They remind me sister and some old family friends/relatives. I know they do this because whenever it's their birthdays my mother reminds me to contact them.
I don't mind it. I don't like socializing anyway.
>maybe it'll change next year
not with that mindset it won't
The world can function perfectly without any one person
Otherwise the world would already be doomed cause that one potential guy it really needs doesn't actually exist.
>plastic surgery
Looks like you're well on your way to becoming the bog master race
forgot the bogs
Yes, thats why the plastic surgery industry exists to turn you into a swamp monster
>tfw so much shit I need to do, don't even know how to do some of it and need to research before I can even start
>health problems right now, can barely eat or speak, lots of pain, not helping things
>due to health problems have been missing many days of work so now I have financial problems on top of it
>need to get shit done this weekend
>wasted all of yesterday evening
>wasted all of today, been awake 8 hours did like 1 hour of shit so far
>have deadlines for this shit so I can't fuck around any longer
>tfw trying to everythingmax and only getting burned out
Get off this website already, it's time.
High on xanax and alcohol... again.
I know your pain. It's time to force yourself to take a few hours out of a day, draw up your to do lists. The lists themselves should be prioritized (so a work list, a health list, a study list etc) and then prioritize the tasks in those lists. If you have to, break down those tasks themselves into mini lists and easier steps. Then force yourself to start one. You'll find one you start on something, even if the first bit is a struggle, you'll sort of naturally fall into a flow to finish that task. You do need to take that time to sort this out though and organize your actions, otherwise you'll go crazy and feel like you're being torn apart.
Good combination! I will try it some day.
I have not touched pot or beer for two weeks now. It has been two really boring weekends but I can already tell my life is improving.
I need someone to tell me im doing good
Shrinks are a meme. Psychology is no better than astrology, it's a complete pseudoscience.
What have you replaced them with if anything?
And you are user
Thanks man. A lot of it is annoying paperwork stuff with unclear instructions. Did some more shit. Order of priority, got an address and phone number that may or may not be correct (have to call Monday and ask), have my documents collected for my monday task. Have a huge application to do next week. Two other applications that can wait a month or two. Tons of other shit... do all adults always have a bunch of shit like this to do?
I'm 37. It gets worse (in that there is more and more stuff to do and your body is less and less able to handle it). But usually you get better at handling it AND/OR not caring about it. However, you really need to keep on top of that last part, because it's compounding interest - as a kid you can afford to skip doing taxes for a year or not visiting the dentist. As an adult, this shit will go sideways BADLY, AND then you still have all your usual crap to deal with.
I dunno - I'm a failure, so I'm not the best example though. I'm sure more normie people have a better handle on things.
What I'd give to be a NEET with a home and an income.
This is a LARP thread right?
No on above 25 would be pathetic enough to post here right?
Chronic masturbation
uhh...yeah..now go back to your trannyfurrytrapposting fucking underage kid.
Ah, shit. Man... I already feel tired all the fucking time. Better just shoot myself by 40.
Feels like my weekends are 50% just trying to get shit done that I need to do and had no time/energy for on the weekdays.
>decide last weekend to take a week or two off from fapping because it usually feels like a chore and isn't usually worth the time and mess
>wake up yesterday with a raging erection after dreaming about getting my cock sucked by my younger brother
>wake up today with cum in my boxers after having a dream about fucking him in the ass
Would having a wet dream affect the quality of orgasm if I jerk off today or tomorrow? Because I was really looking forward to the fap I was going to have.
Those are really fucked up dreams. The most fucked up dream I have had was me trying to fuck a girl that I knew in the dream that was like 14. She was underage. And still in the dream I was trying to convince her to come to my bed.
Well and now that I'm writing this I just remembered that I have also had some dreams fucking or trying to fuck my older sister. But at least is a sister, not a younger BROTHER. That is really fucked up.
I usually don't even remember my dreams because they're so boring and now I'm having wet dreams about my brother. He's legal and all but I still don't like it.
I personally think it's weird that anyone who's no a teen goes to Jow Forums, you should change the age limit on these threads to 20+ to keep all you old people contained in your threads.
>He's legal and all but I still don't like it.
Are you gay?
Who the fuck do you think you are? Go back to Instagram or Facebook if you don't like this you stupid teenager.
No. That's why I don't like it.
That is not true. However Psychologists basically are snake oil sellers.
Don't confuse it.
I gave up on trying to find a job that isn't beyond shit-tier and started an education at fucking McDonalds. After a year or so I'll be a shift leader in a suit, potentially opening up higher management positions.
I never wanted to do this but it might be perfect for me. I never have to try and yet I get praised like I'm some sort of genius. Whenever I had a halfway decent job before I'd always be on the edge to not make a mistake to lose the position, which would happen in the end anyways or I'd break down from the pressure I created myself.
Be honest with me lads, how much am I going to regret this path I'm trying to take?
I'm really planning on doing this up to the end. I'm thinking that proving that I am not human trash by working hard to get promoted alot in a short time to positions with leadership and management abilities are a good thing. But then again how do I not want to appear like human trash when I'm doing this at McDonalds?
>parents talk about your future wife and kids
why won't they let go
does life ever get better past 22
yes depending on your circumstances
what is there to live for in optimal circumstances
same things to live for before 22, pogs
i feel the rat in my head telling me to entertain
i dont like the rat anymore, theres nothing out there
i want it to end
you could learn the secrets of the universe
ive repeated what you repeat many times
you cannot conclude life isn't worth living without all avenues trekked
but every avenue leads to the same room at night
to learn the secrets of the universe
the only secret i want to know is how to sit quiet alone in a small room
I feel sorry for all these kids that never got to experience the early 2000s internet. How does it feel to know you just get the sloppy, disgusting seconds and we got to experience the exquisite main course?
That feel when 25 in 3 months.
How fucking depressing.
I just wake up early, work, go home, vidya/Jow Forums.
Repeat.
Bro, you can get a vacuum cleaner to suck off your dick and you still get a boner.
>taken to wearing boiler suits all the time
>got a really good one and tailored it to fit perfectly
>added large waterproof hood
>added waterproof insulation for rain and cold, interior pockets for coldpacks for heat
>added knee and elbow pads
>added groin protector
>thinking of layering in chainmail over all vital points and arteries
soon my armour will be complete. i'm not even bothered about having to leave the house these days
come at me normies
Honestly user the job path in fast food can be fruitful and somewhat cozy.
I've bounced around many different places like McDonalds and have always found it easy to move up the ladder and the higher management seemed to always be doing ok at least. Keep with it lad and have some pride
That armor can't protect you from yourself. You are lost.
Why not just work at some basic place thats cool? Like an outdoor shop? Does your town only have a mcdonalds?
The more you draw the better you'll get user
Been trying to improve my attention span for the last few months, my depression has mostly gone away, not sure if it's a consequence or if it's just correlated with me having the energy to work towards something.
I had about 8-10 beers last night.
Holy hell I have a hangover now. Mate what the fuck? I used to be able to sink entire bottles of rum when I was 20 and wake up and go to work the next day, now I feel like lying in bed all day feeling sorry for myself.
Its only 6 years difference, how the fuck can this shit be killing me this badly
does anyone here go /out/? not like outdoors, but out at night to do things? all my roommates do this and i always wonder where they go. what's the city have to offer besides bars and restaurants and parks? i don't really have an interest in any of it, yet i sit here sort of feeling bad for myself.
Feels like I've gained 10 kg in 2 months time
Why can't I not eat a long of junk?!
>join a discord short story writing group out of pressure from online friend
>get told I write really good
>realize I haven't been praised like that in almost a decade
>end up crying for some reason
>what's the city have to offer besides bars and restaurants and parks
sex, that's the main reason, a chance to get laid
>Do bad in school
>Do practically nothing for 5 years aside from some terrible wageslave jobs
>Get a wagecuck job
>Work my ass off
>Say yes to everything Mr Boomer wants me to do and put my hand up anytime he asks for additional things
>Polite to all coworkers
>All this pays off and 3 years later I"m practically a normie at work