Imagine being a white chad

Actually it would be either Die Juden as plural or Der Jude as singular
at least do it right

I'm certainly above average but certainly not good looking in the traditional sense. Anyway here are the few things I did in my 20s that resulted in having my fill of sluts.

>Dress well
>Get Jow Forums
>Get money

The money part is probably the most important part as women see it as you having "power" and will become complete whores. It's also a good test to see which women are NOT wife material.

Felt sorry seeing an old slut who I destroyed over a few years, doing everything in imagination with only MY sexual gratification in mind, and her humiliation as a result. She was with some fat IT tech looking guy who probably had a crush on her in high school.

The singular would be den Juden because it's accusative.

Yeah, but since detected is english i thought it would be more fitting to have Der Jude, since its x detected and not a complete german sentence
I'm sure it makes sense somehow

Of your not the guy on the left or right you are fucked as a male. Basically 1 in 1000 males have it good.

white chads made me gay. Fuck you white chads

i'd still be an autistic misanthrope

i'm already 6'1 with a godlike frame, i actually do incredibly well with women for the first 4 seconds of meeting them. it's a steep, steep slope after that though

The only thing worse than never been a chad is being a former chad
>be me, young user
>look like the front dude in pic related
>be 6'1 and Jow Forums, always banging 10/10 stacies
>be me now, 39
>my hair is literally completely white unless I dye it back brown
>have terrible crows feet despite always taking care of my skin, look like a fucking grandpa
>already shrunk down 3 inches to 5'10 manlet
>lost most of my muscle due to been unable to workout anymore, I'm just too exhausted these days
>now get frequent back pains too
>No stacie wants me because they view me as a creepy old man
Can confirm that being an agecel sucks, the worst kind of cel

How about don't live in a white country if you have a problem with not being the right color.

i can complain about something while still liking the perks I get from living in the place I'm complaining about

life isnt black and white pun not intended

No, you can't complain about living in a white country while living in a white country. Out. Now.

yeah i can dumb ass. its probably not gonna change shit but I can still complain about it.

If you could choose which Chad to be, who would you pick?

>the one with the bear hat thing
He looks badass

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sunglasses chad he looks so based

actually white privilege is much steeper in foreign countries.

qz.com/india/951652/i-almost-feel-like-a-god-from-dating-to-business-white-men-are-winning-in-india/

obviously. this doesnt surprise me at all. the entire globe is obsessed with whites.

Its more like whites are obsessed with the rest of the globe and have to keep invading other peoples countries both militarily, economically and culturally and then they wonder why everyone knows about them and fucking hates their guts

yeah he looks the coolest of the bunch. The rest just look like fags

you only that cuz hes the worst looking one

Don't dye, if you still have a full head of white hair you can be very attractive

its because you think men taking care of their hair is bad, so you like the only guy who you cant tell has the same hair 99% of the time

that or the autistic squatting on the fence, but when you're attractive people ignore how weird it is as long as you only do it in pictures

Funny that you would pick Tigger hat Chad, when blonde sunglasses Chad is the one out of those four whose face is most like the smug Wojak that you posted. He would be my pick. I intensely dislike hat Chad because you just know he's the one who makes the dumbest cringeiest jokes, and he's the fun jokester one in that posse who thinks he like, totally could be a comedian bruh lol bruhhhhhh. Fuck, those people are the worst.