/creative bug abuse general/

discuss things you did to insects and plans for future projects. I'll start:
>cutting one leg off grasshopper and putting it near an anthill so it gets slowly eaten
>coating slugs in sodium hydrochlorite so their skin becomes too weak for their insides and they fall apart
>crucifying woodlice with thorns and holding a small flame underneath

inb4 PETA shills whine

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get help kid
irihinj

get a hobby orginally

Just understand that that's really fucked up and if hell exists you/we will spend eternity there. Anyways here's mine, just a few days ago
>find a massive pile of rocks out in the wilderness while I'm hiking
>feeling bored and creative so I start picking up the rocks and arranging them on top of each other to make a crude sculpture
>pick up one rock and a whole collection of different bugs crawl out from the now open space
>i back up, pick up a bunch of rocks and start hurling them into the pit of bugs like I'm Goliath throwing boulders at soldiers
>bugs getting squished by my rock assault left and right, limbs flying, bug blood spattered all over the rocks like a Jackson Pollock painting
>after the few survivors have ran off i pick up the rocks again, now caked in bug remains, and put them together into a giant pyramid sculpture with an army of dead bugs laying at the top like a sacrifice to the Mayan gods
>look upon my works and smile

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Ripping every leg but one off a daddy long leg.

Multiple times.

i like to get rats stuck in traps then use my magnifying glass on them, its pretty funny

I sprayed bleach in the eyes of a bunch of trapped rats
They REALLY scream

I also used to remove grasshopper legs. I would feed them to spiders too. No wonder I am such a failure now.

how long does it take for them to die / how do they react?

Why the fuck do you feel compelled to kill insects? Asking unironically.

A while ago I was spraying a moth with hair spray and its wings go stuck to the floor with its legs facing up. The next day, I peel it off the floor to find a layer of its wings had been left behind. Pretty cool.

i want to kill an cat with a bolt gun, or stomp it to death

well they start burning in like 10 seconds but they take around a minute to die cause the flame is small
they react as if they a seizure patient

I imagine there's something wired differently in the reward bit of my brain but it gives me a feeling a bit like winning a tense match in a videogame. Like a rush / feeling of release, increased pulse rate, euphoria etc

Reminder that insects and lizards are soulless, emotionless beings and it is perfectly ok to slaughter them

>cat
that's just over the line user

I shot a cat between the eyes with an air rifle but only to defend my pet, I generally draw the lines with things that are aware of themselves

fish too

lol orginaly

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I used to vacuum bugs, because the container was transparent i would see all of them stuck waiting to die near the bodies of the other bugs. Bugs are the niggers of the animal realm

I like pinning people's cats down and cumming on them. I'm 34.

>Get help kid
t. NPC. Only NPCs don't enjoy torturing lesser beings.

i would do it with a dog too, but im scared that it will bite me before i kill it, and they are too loud (easier getting caught)

you just said that because you knew it would get the biggest reaction (dogs have the facial muscles to form complex expressions and so people stupidly believe they are more intelligent than pigs), falsely assuming I give a shit

>thinking i have a moral compass
nice joke user, but i woudnt care what i kill

> Only NPCs don't enjoy torturing lesser beings.
Nope, you are just an edgelord NPC.

I had a bunch of stinkbugs under a cup that I would gas with duster/canned air. The propellant would fuck them up and they would hibernate and slowly come out of it. Then i hit them with a really big Aushwitz tier gassing and they died

Give them a hot glue sarcophagus while still alive. Mostly for flies but occasionally a spider or an earwig. Only one I felt bad about was a moth.

bumpity bump boiiii

this is a good one. In a similar vein encapsulating bugs in shampoo/jelly or anything similar is good because you see them struggle in slow motion before succumbing

There are some really good vids for how to catch live mice easily with big glass bowls, canola oil and peanutbutter. They climb into the bowl because they smell the peanut butter and then can't get out because of the oil. Hope this info can be of help to my fellow anons!

Thinking of catching a few and tying them to helium balloons. I'm excited to create my own personal SpaceX discovery program.

i dipped my finger in raid and gently poked ants. they just turn into lifeless dots

-1 for no prolonged suffering though

attach cheap cameras to the mice that send video to your PC or something, would be cool to see some nice aerial vistas before the mice plummet in terror and splatter. Would need to be durable cameras though, maybe swaddle in bubblewrap

Want to know the OG method of insect abuse from my childhood?
>get worm
>get iron fillings
>add them together
>get a magnet
>its a flying fucking worm

You should be nice to animals cunt.

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>insects
>animals
pick one

reminder that that doesn't actually make any ethical sense

insects do belong to the kingdom animalia.

Killing soulless video game characters is the same thing.

not really, no. sorry for coming into your thread guys i forgot that psychopaths are generally very low iq.

>ethics
LMAO GET A LOAD OF THIS MONGOLOID

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Anyone else love casting ant colonies in molten aluminum?

there are youtube videos of it

Is this a soft thread or hardcore thread, I hate faggots who complain when I share my experiences

>psychopaths are generally low IQ
Well that's not true now is it

find out faggio

>Just understand that that's really fucked up and if hell exists you/we will spend eternity there
it does desu

Did they grow back or something?

>big ass fucking cockroach comes into my house
>catch that fucker
>throw him outside
that'll teach that cuck

saw these ants eating a bee

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Bugs aren't niggers. They're important for the ecosystem and pollinate plants and shit. Kill bugs all you want, but don't call them niggers.

You are mentally ill. Torturing and killing animals is a sign of lack of empathy and its a common trait in psychotic serial killers.

Someone, someday, will find out what you are. You think youre smart, but youre not. You think youre special, but youre not. Much smarter psychos than you have gotten caught. The handful that havent were infinetly smarter and this happened when technology wasnt so sophisticated.

You will get caught, everyone does sooner or later. Whether or not you stop your fucked up illness now or continue it is up to you. The longer you go, the worse the consequences will be. Just know that the suffering you deal out now will be paid in fold back to you later.

Rest in hell. See you soon.

>just stop having cancer lol
you dont just """""stop""""" an illness you stupid fuck