Do you guys have any rituals to summon a demon using only household objects? Ill post the results

np bruv - i just didn't want you to think i was that big meany poopyhead who uses this place as his echo-chamber/hugbox

I dont have any of those and im bored which is why im trying this
no its fine I dont mind tripcodes and sometimes you get the funny ones like dinotendies

You better don't meddle with the dark forces kiddo. However if you wanna take a brief look into the spiritual realm follow my instructions.
Ingredients:
-table salt
-a bunch of household candles
-Aluminum foil
-Acetone
-old plastic bottle
-Bleach

Instruction:
1. Pour a circle of salt around you, sit in the circle and clear your mind. Have all the other stuff reachable.
2. Place 5 candles in a symmetrical shape around the perimeter of your circle. Light them one by one. Wait 6 seconds in between lighting them.
3. Form 3 little vessels with the aluminium foil and fill them with bleach. Place them symmetrically inside your salt ring.
4.fill the bottle with your own urin and add a good quantity of it to the bleach filled vessels.
5. Pour the acetone into the leftover bleach in the original package, shake and inhale the of coming fumes. Step 4 and 5 have to follow in under 66 seconds.
6. Hail satan

when I was saying summon demon I was meaning something like a succubus or like some small shit not any Satan shit

Understandable have a great night.

nigger give me my succubus

You don't just get to pick and choose what demon you get user. And even if you were to get a succubus it's wouldn't be a remotely desirable experience. Stick to hentai.

ok give me some simple rituals that wont release some truely crazy shit

I'm not him, I just know better than to fuck with that. You can't dabble in this kind of thing, and once that door is open you cannot close it again. Your luck would be to get some kind of horrific tormentor attached to you for the rest of your life.
Fucking with the supernatural doesn't come in degrees.

would you consider blood a household object?

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Why do you say this? Share stories nigga.

That Mister Metokur in the middle? Possible Dox? This is what Sargon is going to reveil. Uh oh.

DELETE THIS FUCKING THREAD!
Be gone demons!
reeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
reeeeeeeeeeee!
(takes a deep breath)
R E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E !!

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Die you fucking Barneyfag.
Unironically die in pain.

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Unfortunately for you, summoning a demon is acting in the service of the forces of evil. To summon a demon is to reject the Salvation of the Christ and His Father, the Lord Most High. There are few actions which absolutely bar you from salvation on any grounds, but please know that many believe this to be one.

Accept the Lord into your heart, He is much more than the pop-culture idea of a bearded jew who forgives you for things he made you do. He is the Salvation from the troubles and the evils of this world, the very hardships which you likely seek to rid yourself of with this 'summoning' ritual not knowing that you invite the very malicious forces that hurt you into your very soul.

What, in your opinion, distinguishes the gospel of Matthew from the other Gospels?

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the demons manifest themselves in my life everyday. I don't need to bother with summoning

> What, in your opinion, distinguishes the gospel of Matthew from the other Gospels?

it's typically placed as the first book of the New Testament in most Bibles, and thus it's a good place for the OP to start in his study of spiritual matters

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>first book
Ok, that's understandable.
So do you share my favoring the New Testament and treating the Old Testament as supplemental material at best?

> So do you share my favoring the New Testament and treating the Old Testament as supplemental material at best?

no, Christ treated the Old Testament, which reveals the Former Covenant between God and Men, as the very word of God - this is why His constant refrain to interlocutors 'have you not read the Scriptures' and 'It is written...'

so i would argue that since the very God whom inspired the prophets who spoke of His Messianic life and reign, and that same God then became flesh in the man Christ Jesus, held to a position that the Old Testament is authoritative; then it would be unwise to differ from Him

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>Christ treated the Old Testament
OT didn't exist, nor did NT, when the Christ walked among us. While NT is comprised of the writings of the apostles, OT is primarily archaeological findings.

He does indeed say that He came to fulfill and not to erase, but it's also important to note that many of the Old Testament writings are very time-specific (such as laws against working on the Sabbath and commands against peoples of various nations which the Hebrews were competing against at the time), and many modern churches seem to ignore this while cherrypicking OT verses to analyze.

I'm not arguing against you, I just find it interesting as a follower of Christ that so many churches base so many of their teachings in the Old Testament when the Lord Christ came so specifically to change the covenant between God and humans.

But I am not a particularly well-researched follower, and learn many new things all the time. What I'm saying is not any claim to divine truth, merely my working hypotheses.

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>OT didn't exist, nor did NT, when the Christ walked among us. While NT is comprised of the writings of the apostles, OT is primarily archaeological findings.

that's a bold assertion about the Old Testament and i'd be interested to know how you arrived at that conclusion since 'The Law and the Prophets' which both Christ and the Apostles refer to in the New Testament 'is' the Old Testament we have today

as for the New Testament's existence at the time of the Christ, well no, that obviously wasn't around during Jesus' Life since the Gospels record His death and Resurrection... and that would be hard to do if He hadn't died and resurrected yet*

but it should be noted that Peter writes of Paul's epistles as being 'Scripture' while both men were alive - and Paul's works deal extensively with the Law and Prophets; exegeting the Old Testament and demonstrating from these Scriptures that this Jesus was the long promised Messiah... so i think it's fair to say that believers had much of the New Testament in the early years of the Faith

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*though if we go to the Old Testament we can see many of the aspects of His life and death being foretold in excruciating detail - pun most certainly intended

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go ask /x/

damn that picture is disconcerting

funny enughf if you know your cannon lore summoning abgles is worse than demons because it's like tuching a nothermans bitch.

Just in case anyone actually wants to try this, the urine (ammonia), bleach and acetone will react and the fumes will be noxious so have fun with the severe and permanent brain damage

>a bold assertion
Thanks for the information, user. I don't mean to say that the writings were fabricated post-Christ, but that they were not compiled into a formal and singular holy book until after His Crucifixion.
The relationships of the apostles is something I need to look more into, as well as their post-Crucifixion writings. I also understand that His coming was foretold in Hebrew writings for countless hundreds of years, I don't dispute that, I merely question whether every book of the OT is as true and indisputable as the NT. I do believe it is possible that the Lord inspired the compilation of what we know today as the Bible, but I also believe it's possible that they were merely agreed-upon by mortals rather than the divine.

I also understand that most Christians disagree with me, and I understand why.

I'm fucking drunk as shit and I still recognize that it's time for you to go to bed and stop shitposting for the evening, user.

>I merely question whether every book of the OT is as true and indisputable as the NT.

that's understandable, but we see Christ quote from much of the Old Testament - around 24 different books - and the Apostles quote from the rest of them, each and every time citing them as authoritative Divinely inspired Scripture which both reveal God's character*, and man's relationship to Him

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*one implication of this being that since only God can reveal His nature, they must of necessity be Divine

I don't recommend doing this, but to create a contract with a demon (the first step to summoning) the instructions are as follows,

What you'll need:
1 candle, blue or black
1 piece of paper or parchment, the older the better.
1 glass/crystal goblet, something kinda ornate but not too expensive since it might get damaged and you'll have to keep it.
1 lighter, match, something to light the paper with
1 needle, best if the tip is super sharp
You'll also want some rubbing alcohol, maybe a bandage.

Pick a location you could burn the paper to ashes and not set off sprinklers or start a big fire. Fire safety is important here.

First, envision the kind of demon you intend to summon. Imagine what it is this demon can do for you, and describe in sufficient detail the kind of contractual relationship you'd like to establish on the paper. Note the regularity of these interactions, the sky is the limit here since the price is your immortal soul (obviously). If it doesn't fit on one paper, get a longer one. It must be all one sheet or scroll.

Next, light the candle and meditate. Visualize a gate. Visualize the demon you intend to summon passing through this gate, and invite it through audibly. If you are not having audible hallucinations you are fucking it up and should probably stay awake for 48 hours until you try again.

Chat with the demon, ask if the terms are acceptable. There will be no third party involved. Once the contract has been sorted out, prick your index (or ring finger if its a lewd contract) and use the blood to sign the contract.

Burn the contract completely, and ensure you are left with a crystal/glass bowl of ashes. Keep these, as depending on the demon and contract they may be necessary for the summoning process. They'll let you know after the covenant is sealed with blood and flame.

Also, demons are like lawyers - always interpreting the contract to fuck you over. Write it carefully.

Good luck.

I'd just like to specify that if the audio hallucinations aren't happening and you fucked up you have to stay awake for 48 hours because you called the wrong demon and said demon got pissed off. If you sleep, you'll be entering their plane and you do NOT want to deal with their bullshit. They usually get tired of waiting after a couple hours, but some are tricky and will wait a whole two days! Be sure to set up the new contract before sleeping, since said demon will be severing the previous bond you established.

If you fuck up twice in a row, I hope you have plenty of energy drinks or pissed off a lesser demon or imp.

Also don't bother satan. He's super fucking busy this time of year and doesnt like dealing with people who don't know how to keep a gate open for longer than a few seconds.

Summoning demons is dangerous op, find Christ instead

Alright, I'll tell you.
This is best done in a country where you have access to a firearm of some sort. It's important to the ritual.
First, you need a large amount of ammonium nitrate. You must ground it to the consistency of grains of salt, preferably with a mortar and pestle. Once you have ground this, store it in a sealed container.
Next, you need a smaller amount of aluminum powder. I'd estimate this will make up about 5% of the full mixture. For this, you will need a blender and some aluminum. It should be about the same consistency as the first mixture.
Once this is finished, take both of the mixtures and empty them into a large container, with enough extra space that you can mix them thoroughly. The mixtures should take up half the total space of the mixing container.
Now typically, the larger the mixture is, the higher the level will be of the demon you summon in the ritual. It's not always exact, but I can tell you that the very powerful demons will require a mixture too large for one man to mix alone. If you wish to summon these entities, get some friends and get to mixing. If any demon will do and you just wish to summon any menial demon, handy if you're doing this without a set purpose in mind, one gallon's worth of the final mixture should be enough, meaning you'll need a two gallon container. For this, pour the mixtures in, seal it, and shake it well for about ten minutes.
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Next, you must obtain a gun. It must be able to fire either a rifle bullet or a magnum round. Handguns are often more symbolic and personal, while rifles symbolize the want for an impersonal meeting. If you will use a rifle, it must not be overly ornate. The simplest, most generic rifle of its kind you can find, devoid of personal markings or antique touches. Do not even utilize anything other than a plain metallic bullet for the gun, such as one of lead or copper. If you will use a handgun, remember it will need to fire magnum rounds, so you will likely need a revolver. This pistol must be very intricate and well designed. A work of art in its own right, and utterly unique. Ammunition can be almost anything, but be aware that a higher request will need a better bullet. A simple bullet is fine, but if you wish to make better use of the demons abilities, you will need higher caliber bullets, or even ones made from silver or even gold. Fail either of these specifications, and you'll be lucky if the ritual simply fails to work at all.

This next part is where the ritual begins. Take the mixture to an underground room, such as a basement. Pour it out onto a mattress or rug, something to cover the floor. Be sure it is in a square formation. Cover the square with some straw, and place a wooden chair opposite of where you are standing for the ritual. Try to seal the room to be as soundproof as possible. If you can't do this, buy or make a silencer. There are ways to make one from an oil filter if you have the know how.
With all these preparations made, load a single bullet into your gun. Take aim at the square you have prepared and utter these words.
>Ave Nex Alea, Saluto Nex Alea
Then fire. If all goes well, a demon shall appear to you. The nature of your transaction will depend upon the gun you used, so I can give an idea of what constitutes a personal and an impersonal transaction. Impersonal can be something like asking a question, but you can only ask one for every summoning. Personal transactions typically involve the demon actually doing something for you. Killing someone, giving you things, that sort of stuff.
Hopefully this helps. Happy summoning.