I wish Orcs, Goblins, Elves, and Night Elves were real. something about fantasy races seem so cool and mystical. Magic is impossible but if it were, I'll love to live in a high fantasy setting and such, perhaps become a mage apprentice and dabble in the dark arts of necromancy and expand my life for countless eons, to not needing food or nourishment, and hamper myself down in a secluded jungle in a cave/dungeon house somewhere where I can live the rest of my un-life with some beautiful undead girls.
How would you live your life in a fantasy setting? general fantasy thread btw, talk about anything related to it.
I'd impregnate something Either a Goblin or Orc chick, I can't decidw
Jordan Bennett
I'd be a mercenary responsible for the fact that fantasy would never be as idyllic as basedboys want it to be and instead roving groups of mercenaries would comb the lands, raping and burning and murdering on a seasonal schedule just like the middle ages, except this time we have a few mages with us to make the burning a whole lot easier and faster.
Isaiah Young
Impregnate the Orc if you want strong healthy children. Impregnate the Goblin if you want literal genetic defects Impregnate a Hob-Goblin if you want to still say you breeded a Goblin, but without having to deal with midget offspring.
That's pretty cool, Chaotic Evil I'll assume. what race would you be though? Kobold, Orc, Elf?
I wish lewd female orcs were more popular 90% of content under the Orc tag is just gay barashit or elves getting ORCED
Eli Sanchez
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Yeah I hate that shit, Orc women could be beautiful. there's one artist that makes some pretty good realistic art and has an Orc getting absolutely pummeled in a dress.
I'd probably become a mage's apprentice too, but I'd wander around, helping people with my magic bullshittery, save some damsels, solve some conflicts, eating bandits, the usual stuff.
