How did everyone lose their virginity?

>be me 9 years ago
>17 years old
>starting dating first GF after taking her to prom
>She invites me over to her house
>Happy as a clam
>Get there, start making out, we undress
>She guides herself onto my cock and starts fucking me on top
>roll her over and fuck her more
>we end up on the floor
>She's leaning over me, hair hanging down, pussy grinding on my dick
>"You're beautiful."
>We kiss and I cum
>We eat snacks after and play vidya

How's the wizard life treating you user.

18 and haven't lost it, I guess there is still time

I don't think I've enjoyed a single day in the last decade.

You have my sympathies user.
If it makes you feel better, you're not alone. Hopefully you'll get out of that spiral.

Fuck, reading stories like this is like a punch in the gut.
I'm a pedo/hebeanon and while I hate guys like that for making everyone despise us, I can't help but feel strangely jealous of him and that makes me hate myself even more. I'm not 29 yet but it isn't too far away. I just want a qt tween/early teen gf to love and cherish. Then I'll go live innawoods and never bother anyone ever again, I swear. I just want the memory of a lover to keep me warm...

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the day of the rope is coming you freak fuck

you loose whore

Oh, fuck off you Jow Forums electionboomer. I was having a moment.

I second that motion wholeheartedly

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If you've actually lost your virginity, you need to get the fuck out of Jow Forums. I'm fucking serious.

Ironically kill yourself, you pile of subhuman garbage

You first, incel.

Kill yourself you fucking freak. Of course pedos should be despised

Samefag, kys immediately

So close to Satan trips. But honestly it's like everyone lost their virginity and actual vCard holders are in the minority.

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You're not me. Damn, this board has gotten bad. Normies, Jow Forums LARPers and now redditors posting muh incel buzzword.

Nice try, I have a gf and a daughter. Watching you die would be the sweetest thing ever though

Iost mine when I was 17, I was extremely drunk, She was not
She gave me Chlamydia
I regret it

I hope your daughter will never have to browse this board user. Keep her pure.

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>gf and daughter
>posting on Jow Forums

Made my dick hard
I'd love to make you relive it

Assuming that this isnt a larp and thet you are still here
What permanent effect has this had on your life?

You got raped, you should report her to the police

>Meet girl on video game
>Get together LDR
>Visit each other's countries
>Both virgins
>Get married and move to her country
>Have sex on honeymoon

I guess thats one thing I wont be going to hell for. It just sort of worked out that way.

How did you accomplish this
Did you get married so you could move?

Pls let this be just bait. If this really happend I'm really sorry, femanon.

That sounds comfy as hell congrats user.

A disgusting weak whore like you should be raped then killed. You didn't even say no to it. So why should I have sympathy towards something so pathetic like yourself?

This can not possible be serious

>Thought I was getting a bf more than twice my age
Deserved it, whore

I lost mine to hookers. Jow Forums was starting to poison my mind in college and I was close to dropping out and then killing myself had I not forced to surround myself with reddit-tier faggots. The moment I graduated college and landed my first salaried job (thanks to one of those reddit faggot friends btw) I spent my first paycheck on losing my virginity. 5 years, and dozens, of escorts later, I finally landed myself a cute blonde gf.

BASED
orginalio

I will lose it in the next month

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>be me, 21, autistic
>meet a girl with autism at university
>hang out a lot since we have a lot in common
>end up dating for 6 months
>making dinner with her one night at her place
>cuddling on her couch afterwards
>both end up naked, fuck her gently for 5 minutes

im sorry chad wasnt a real chad you whore

so you'll let anyone who called you a beauty to fuck you even though its the least ideal man you'll fuck? then you're not different from the normie whores out there - is what i'll tell you if you're ugly but if you're a qt3.14 like my chinese cartoon waifu then ill console you in hopes of getting a free sex from an easy girl like you. Just kidding I won't sex a girl who sexed by a guy like that

With my virgin highschool girlfriend in her bedroom "watching movies"

Holy shit I really despise you incels. Why do you all chimp out when a woman says she prefers ' 'chads' because they they're actually nicer people? They seem to be absoutely correct.

These fucking glow-in-the-dark spooks do this in every thread

Stupid angry whore, you wanted sympathy for being a slut that wanted to get plowed by a nearly 30 year man at 13 and he wasn't hot enough for you? You should be grateful he didn't cut you up and dump you in a ditch. That's what usually happens to stupid bitches like you, at least then their parents can remember them more kindly because they can lie to themselves and say it was a rape/murder and not their fucktoy whore of a daughter trying to slut it up with some 30 year old dude.

this isn't a place for whore problems, why would expect to find sympathy for whore problems? idc if ops miserable, being a 13 y/o slut is the definitive opposite of a robots life experience. get the fuck out of here you sanctimonious woman worshipping twat.

25 and still a virgin, I won't make it halp

>ummmm...you're an incel sweetie ;)))))
Go back, now.

Tell me "femanon", what did you expect by posting such a story on this board? The comments you are getting are customary, SO I don't think you should even complain at this point. If you wanted actual discussion, you should have posted elsewhere. Not being mean, but just telling you how things are.

I don't know if it's the same in the US, but here at the end of the fourth year of high school we all have a class trip to a different country that lasts about 5 days, called an "excursion". Anyway the class agreed on spain(even though i wanted to go to prague). I had sex several times during that trip, fuck if i know why. Was a virgin and suddenly every girl in my graduating class became a nympho

I'm not OP you fucking halfwit.

Her problems, if real, seem to be much more valid than "waah I'm depressed and lonely because I can't find a woman because I'm a total piece of shit who wishes misery upon the very object of my desire".

if she has any feelings, they stopped mattering to me when she made this thread with either malicious intent or blatant disregard to the boards residents.

You and the others ITT are psychopaths and garbage human beings. Unironically kill yourselves.

Early puberty girls are crazy for grown men.
It's crazy to think about.
I'm not complaining about it, at least they boost my ego from time to time.

yeah well maybe you shouldn't be trying to use psychopaths and garbage human beings for attention stupid whore.

Dude chillax. The board is not incel territory, even if you want it to be. There are plenty of normal people here who like to fuck around, this isnt your sacred incel temple.

Are you brain dead? I literally said I'm not OP.

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dude this is clearly a robot thread, the topic is virginity. how about you do me a favor and stop pretending everyone you talk to is a retard who doesn't see what's going on? there are people here who actually need sympathy.

Nice bait fag. You tried

The topic is how you LOST your virginity. If anyone's an intruder its you. I don't feel sorry for you, know why? As soon as you have sex, you realize its not as big of a deal as you made it out to be in your head. Get a fucking grip and get a life, the sex will follow suit.

fuck your moment you pedophile cunt

OP is a pedo living in mom's house larping and fapping to his own story
The others are a mix of neet larpers and some failed normies from reddit who actually believes OP is a girll

R9K nowadays

You are a whore for real though.
1. Gets in contact with a suposedly 30yo man being 13
2. Says nothing about the real guy not being him
3. Sucks him off like a whore being your initiative obviusly no resistance
4. Same with sex, you took the initiative
.......
7. MEN ARE SUCH PIGS OMG WHY DID I SUCK AND FUCK A 45YO MAN REEEEE IT IS SO MUCH OF THEIR FAULT I WAS ONLY A INOCENT 13YO THAT KNEW HOW TO MAKE BLOWJOBS.
Killl yourself retard.

If so, which are you?

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Why does it matter if op is a girl or not? Jesus christ it's a fun premise, lets share devirginization stories.
And you people just ruin it. You'
re so dour and HUMOURLESS about yourselves, rhe act of talking to you is a chore. I get why you've never been laid, I do.

Unironically learned how to tie the nooze because of your kind. Even got a perfect Oak outside. Kind of fitting that there's a playground right next to it too.

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>get a life, the sex will follow suit.
oh man, this fuckin normalfaggotry man. i think reddit is more your speed

owned by superior Rapist Gene mating strategy. cya slut

Hahaha scaaaarryyy. Betcha you gonna lynch a pedo witch any day now and be celebrated as the hero who saved the children.

Why is there so many LARPing threads on here lately?

that is a very ugly person

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how autistic are you both? still together?

Unfortunately I will probably never have the pleasure.
The existence of pedos is almost bittersweet in a way though. It doesn't matter if you're a commie, nazi, Democrat, Republican, black, yellow or white, everyone shares the common ground that pedos should be exterminated.

Except ancap

>what if the child consents

oh and I'm apolitical and dont hate pedophiles

Indeed. And for once, everyone is right

>Go to the whore house with the intent for a handjob as usual
>Chick offers full service
>Ok sure

And that's that

wrong. hlaf of liberals are all for "muh opresed pedos" the other half is against you know.
Also ancaps

I love the new shit pedos are trying-MAPs-mimor attracted persons. They tied to glue themselves to the LGBTAlphabetSoup movement and were told to fuck off lol

>be depressed beta fag in high school and try to kms
> fail and end up in psych ward
> stay for a few weeks before they ship me off to a second, more longterm pdych ward
> wtf
> notice in second ward that they don't separate boys and girls
> meet cute girl there, we become friends
> she has a long distance bf but that's fine, I still like her as a friend
> stay there with her for 6 months, keep in touch when we both get out
> eventually things don't work out with her LDR bf and we get closer
> Meet up every month or so to watch a movie
> one day as we're watching Frozen on netflix she initiates and I just play along
> lost my virginity that night but it was so awkward the memory hurts

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We got married earlier this year. We're both high functioning and not like retarded, kind of like Asperger's. I have trouble expressing emotions and my wife has OCD and struggles when she has to deviate from her normal routine.

I was 20 when I lost mine to someone around twice the age. I don't have regrets.

> You will never be an old creep taking v-card

Thats the only sad thing about the story.

> watching Frozen
> both overwhelmed by Elsanna feelings
> do sex
She was the woman of your life, user
kek

>She was the woman of your life, user
She really was. We were together for about four years, until she committed suicide. I suppose it's not surprising knowing from the beginning thst she was suicidal, but it still hurts. RIP J. Love and miss her with all my heart

I stopped watching disney when every movie became 3d cgi. I don't know why, it just didn't feel the same

>tfw saving myself for a guy who lives 500 km away, who said he wants to marry me when I move to study there, but i'm not sure will even want me once he gets to know me closely
>tfw biggest affection ever received from a guy is a kiss on the forehead

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Forehead? Holy shit that is the oldest of the old school. Either a complete sperg or someone trying to let you down easy in an awkward way, but seriously I'm in the balkans and forehead kisses are for daughters and sexless....no, they'r just for daughters.

Deeply sad for you, user. Go ahead. She lives inside you.
I understand, though I was literally forced to see Tangled and Frozen and I fell in love with the latter. Idk however

Damn, I'm sorry man. Hope you've been able to go on with your life

>be me
>7 years old
>my sister has a friend
>shes about 11
>one day my sister is talking to her friend about sex education (they were being taught it at school)
>she comes into my room whilst im playing half life 1
>"Hey Brother we were wondering if we could try something on you..."
>"Sure Sis"
>We lay down on my bed
>her friend pulls down my pants
>Shes a thot now but was an 8/10 qt3.14 at the time
>my sister is mumbling something to her friend, something about sex
>"Okay user can you put your penis inside (redacted)?"
>"ok sis"
>then I fuck her on my bed (its really slow and awkward with alot of observation going on as I do it)

Uh yeah, so thats how I lost my virginity. I lost it at 7 years old, anyone else able to beat that?

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I've seen the dude once and we have been speaking a lot since. His friend told me he wanted to date and marry me but my family said only after I finish HS. Of course I've flirted with guys before but it never goes anywhere more than just talking.

you're a fucking idiot and deserve everything you got.

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oregonalia

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Pfff, you're an idiot.
When I was thirteen a 15 year old girl wanted me to come back to her room when her parents went out to eat (we were at a hotel water park).
I ducked out and hid in my room the remaining day we had left there. I wasn't about to loose my virginity to someone I will have no long term relationship with.