The grim reaper has deemed you will die in exactly one year from today. No matter what you do until then...

The grim reaper has deemed you will die in exactly one year from today. No matter what you do until then, fate will keep you alive one way or a other. How will you spend your final year?

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Female Evel Knieval

Sleeping as much as I can, trying to make time pass-by.

Wait for the motherfucker.
Since I was like 13 I was waiting for him.

>fate will keep you alive
go on the maddest rampage fueled by every substance imaginable, cocaine , meth , pcp, lsd , start fucking chugging hydrochloric acid or some shit. they would send armies to kill me but fate keeps me alive

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Taking out loans, blowing out all my money, doing drugs and prostitutes, eating till I puke. Sorry can't think of any meme answers rn

You'll probably end up breaking your neck and living on life support until the power goes out on your death day
Most likely you'll fail to find the opportunity or the means, or they'll successfully take you alive when you do.

Say goodbye to my family and friends and become homeless and travel from one town to another.

Show the world the golden path

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What if I trick the grim reaper and kill myself immediately?

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>Fate will keep you alive one way or a other
This is kinda interesting. Would be good way to make money, but how the fuck would I ever gain trust in this ability.
Would I really be able to do something fatal? If Mr.Skeleton with Scythe gives me confidence that I can't die, I'd use this thing to do magic tricks, prove religions wrong and all the fun things.

You'll fail.
If you try to do something fatal, you'll live, either by failing to do it or chickening out or by finding yourself on life support. You aren't immortal or invincible, but you definitely won't die

Shit and piss and piss and shit

play high wager, high caliber russian roullete

Doing the same shit I do everyday

Massive killing spree. I would go down in history as a legend and no one would know how the fuck I did it.

>You aren't immortal
>but you definitely won't die

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This. I myself can't think to anything different, too.

As in, you won't survive something fatal, but fate won't allow something fatal to happen to you. For example, if you shoot yourself in the head, you will be one of those rare cases where you survive with brain damage, or perhaps the gun will just malfunction and you won't shoot at all.

Kill myself tomorrow
Take that you bony fuck

So.... quantum immortality basically?

Play video games and laze around doing nothing. It'd be the greatest year of my life to be honest.

Honestly, I'd probably do the same

FUCK YOU GRIM REAPER I DON'T WANT TO DIE

>build log cabin in woods
>do a lot of drugs
>steal internet so I can watch movies on laptop that I charge at the library

go out and hit on girls 24/7

find the speartip of longinus, forge it into a lance again and use it to kill the grim reaper