I decided to drink for the first time. It sucks and now I just feel bad. How was your first time drinking anons...

Please quit while you're ahead OP. I wish I had never began drinking because I hate how it makes me feel now and it's poisonous for the body, but once you begin it can be difficult to stop for social stigma or even addictive reasons.

What are you drinking?
Origara

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first time was 16, I took tequila from my parents liquor cabinet. got tipsy and felt happy.

later realized that drinking was the only way to feel real emotions[/spoilers]

fucked up my post because drinking rightnow

>How was your first time drinking anons?

>be ten
>godparents hosting NYE party
>they let me have some champagne
>drink it while watching Star Wars with big brother and some other kids
It was bretty good.
Started getting semi regularly drunk at twelve, I'd steal the vanilla extract and drink it mixed with warm milk, I was having these bouts of sleeplessness and it was they only way to put myself down.

Based 12yo user. I had insomnia at that age too.

Nice try, achmed assad

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I was 14 I think. I was up north in the woods drinking with my step sister, step cousin, his gif, and my brother. It was a great night and I almost got away with it until I threw up in bed.

I started young! I don't even remember. I would steel beers when I went to adult parties with parents.

>be 23
>decide to get drunk just to try it
>buy booze
>drink it as if it was soda
>start to feel something
>drink more to increase
>start to feel it quite significantly
>drink more to increase
>fucking gravity stop shifting I want to puke in the bucket stop inverting gravity every two seconds and make it splash back onto my face

I really like alcohol now, but it's fucking hard when you're not used to it.

Each unit takes 1-2 hours to take effect, so if you drink until you're drunk, you've actually 1-2 hours beyond drunk and everything's awful.

i've been thinking about a discord server for al/ck/s, maybe with the tematic of this place's tavern

anyone up? i really miss the al/ck/ threads, i can't find anywhere else where i can feel really like home

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>discord full of obnoxious drunk hikkis, NEETs, and failed normans

this is the worst idea I've heard today

you've clearly never been in the al/ck/ threads, they were a really sad but comfy place
we could even play some music using a bot

Never do it by yourself

>As if any of us have friends.

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Alcohol is nice. Not my favorite drug but still pretty euphoric and I enjoy the physical effects it gives. Not sure why so many robots here seem to think that if you drink enough to get buzzed then you're gonna throw up and have a hangover.

had hennessey for the first time the other day, honestly not horrible but not worth ~$40-$50 a bottle

I was young back when, started doing shots back when i was 13ish became a heavy drug user at 16. when I turned 17 I used fewer drugs and drank a bit more. Kept on alternating between either alcohol or drugs in the next 5ish years , I've never really gone to excess, just enough to keep the feel with any substance. imo alcohol is my favorite drug, but to each their own

>we could even play some music using a bot

Read this as "magic" then re-read and got really sad

>be me
>in high school
>junior
>have 1 close friend
>he was robot too
>run out of weed
>decide to get drunk instead
>handlg out in from of liquor store asking random people to buy for us
>shady as fuck
>one guy agrees
"what do you guys want?
>hadn't thought quite this far ahead
>everclear? Sure that sounds like it would work
>tell him to get us everclear
>he shakes his head
>hand him monies
>he walks out with a case of bud and a brown bag
>fifth of 196 everclear
>we stop off at grocery next
>jug of orange juice
>Mcdonalds
>bag of $1 cheeseburgers
>bag of ketchup packets
>bag of napkins
>drive to a place
>off road my ford escort to a hidden area
>eat some ketchup burgers
>mix up some everclear screwdrivers
>shit is strong and nasty
>shit kicks in fast so drink some more
>shit didn't actually kick in as fast as originally thought
>we both stumble drunk now
>I black the fuck out about 30 minutes in
>next thing I know I'm still stumble drunk and it's night
>time to go home
>too drunk to realize I'm too drunk to function
>high center for escort trying to off-road out to main road
>actually lucky I did
>we fail at freeing the scort
>don't think we even tried
>still that drunk
>guy in truck shows up
>offers to help
>he delays us till the cops he called show
>car is still stuck and I'm not in it when cop pulls up. Good thing
>cops puts our drunk asses un the back of his car
>asks for our IDs
>I pull the insert put of my zippo and hand it to him
>fade out again for a few minutes
>parents are there now
>they mad
>go home listening to lecture
>finally home
>12:30
>still drunk
>more lectures
>to bed
>wake up sick
>still have to go to school
>shit day
>month later have court
>get off easy
>take 10 hours of some bullshit classes
>2 hours per day for 5 days
>we both drive there together each class
>smoke a bowl in the parking lot before going in
>kick back in the comfy chairs everyone else was too beta/sober to sit in
>haven't liked alcohol since

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I don't really remember my first time drinking but it was pretty normal. I was 18 (legal drinking age here) and I think I bought a Smirnoff Ice, it was tasty enough and it made me a little tipsy. Two weeks later I bought a beer. Then I started buying small amounts of different kinds of alcohol every couple of weeks.

Don't listen those fags, alcohol is quite nice if you drink in moderation.

>alcohol is quite nice if you drink in moderation.

This, but that slope is slippery and steep.

>t. SWED turned drink beer erre'night
>t. used to drink heavily but now don't drink cripplingly
>t. former spirits drinker

Alcohol is expensive and high in calories. Drinking moderately once a month is fine. Any more and it's a problem.

>coke
>nice

Pots and kettles. Also people actually like consuming slightly unpleasant things. Hot/spicy/sour food can be eaten for similar reasons that you might drink alcoholo for, sure it's probably not reason why most people do it, but don't act like it's some weird unjustifyable phenomena, unless you don't think people should be eating weird foods either.

>wine
don't drink that shit. what are you, a woman? drink a beer or some rum.

>How was your first time drinking anons?

I'll share my story:

>15 years old, just got my learner's permit
>grandmother is in town, she just got a new car
>her, my mom and stepdad, and my sister leave to go shopping
>I'm home alone for 5+ hours
>decide to dip into my parents' vodka
>have a big cup of Dr. Pepper from Whataburger
>mix the vodka with the Dr. Pepper
>sip
>mix more
>sip
>mix more
>start feeling pretty buzzed
>sip
>mix more
>just start drinking straight vodka
>not sure how much I drank, but enough to get me pretty drunk
>mom calls our house phone and I answer
>she wants me to put potatoes in the oven because we're having baked potatoes
>o-okay
>put them in the oven
>drink more vokda
>super drunk at this point
>go throw up
>try to clean it all up and put the vodka away
>take a shower and brush my teeth because I don't want them to smell the booze
>go to my room and lie down, the room is spinning
>they get home
>just stay in my room and pretend I'm taking a nap
>couple of hours pass and dinner is ready
>eat dinner with them
>grandmother tells me she wants to see me drive
>haha okay sure
>it's been a few hours so I'm feeling a little better but still should not be driving
>drove her around anyway while still pretty drunk
>she didn't seem to notice, she probably just thought it was because I was new to driving
>get home, starting to get a headache
>just go to my room for the rest of the evening and sleep it off
>mfw my first time drinking was also my first time driving drunk
>mfw they had no fucking idea

I told my mom everything several years later and she admitted she had no idea. I don't know if I was just that good at hiding it or if my parents are just stupid. It's probably the latter one. Also I am 25 now and an alcohol pls help.

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My first time drinking alcohol?
Well sonny pull up a chair. I had my first sexual experience at age four. But I was too drunk to remember it.

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to me it seems OP did not buy it, but found it

you don't remember being a kid and getting into your parents' liquor cabinet and taking the least suspicious thing?

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Do you do Hydrocodone? Only drug other than pot I ever tried. It didn't do hardly anything but make me drowsy. How do I do it better?
Also I have to respectfully disagree with you. Cheap wine is shit, but still better than piss flavored grain water. However spirits are of course better than both.

I did this too much to the point that all the liquor got hidden. Then I found it all and drank every last bit of it.

Serves them right for not trusting you.

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I use to never drink, literally drank like 5 beers in my life (which was only when I forced myself to a bar with work friends), then around 25 I had the worse panic attack for 2 days straight which prompted me to buy a bottle of Vodka as I couldn't take it anymore.

makes sense. kinda.

>Do you do hydrocodone?
i've done hydrocodone before, but in small doses. i felt pretty good off of just 7.5 mg, but that's just because i'm a lightweight to many drugs. i don't do it that much now but i still have some.
>How do I do it better?
take between 15-25 mg and you'll start to feel it.
>Cheap wine is shit, but still better than piss flavored grain water.
wine is shit in general for me. i don't like it at all. taste is too weird. i prefer beer because the taste is actually enjoyable.
>However spirits are of course better than both
sorta. they burn my throat and i get drunk easily already. i'll just stick to weaker stuff.

The point is sort of not to get wasted. If you chug 8 pints, of course you're going to get sick, you're literally OD'ing on alchohol.
You just downed a gallon of beverage in an evening. It's not made for that. You dont smoke half a kilo of weed in one sitting do you? You have one or two units of alchohol, usually with a meal. That's how it's supposed (or should) be used.
>There is literally no reason to drink it unless you're a retarded kid trying to act like an adult.
Some of us get out sometimes and alcohol is a great social lubricant. Comes with a slight euphoric feeling and relaxes your social inhibitions. You drink it to interact with other people more easily.

>If you want something nice to drink, just stick to coke or chocolate milk.
One can make the same points about cola and chocolate milk being a poison, it's just liquid sugar. Bad for your health, bad for your teeth. We're not meant to drink that, but we still do.

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Eight pints of beer is my idea of a good night.

I'm not sure I want to do it that much to be honest. Gonna try Adderall soon though I think.
Wine can be good if you put yourself in a certain mindset, but I think a lot of the whole pretense surrounding it mainly stems from boomer fucks who want to pretend it's a classy thing to get fucked up. It will never be. I don't drink because the stuff tastes good, I drink to get a buzz. Don't trust anyone who claims to do differently.

That said, white wine isn't so bad, it doesn't have a deadly aftertaste like red stuff.
I've had some of the finest wine available at 5 star restraunts across Italy. It never gets that much better. And the food is rarely as good as Olive Garden and a Cinnabon

dr pepper and vodka sounds disgusting dude, I could never chase vodka with pepsi/coke/anything dark, let alone mix it. Although vanilla smirnoff chased with coke is the resurrection of vanilla coke, but that is the only exception I've found.. How did they not smell it off you? Maybe they thought it was mouth wash or something

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