Tfw no cute Conservative Catholic gf

That's not what conservative means. You just want a girl who has turned down all Chads just so she could give her virginity to a usess neet like you. Hello, she doesn't exist.

It's not like you're a catch yourself fag

I'm not a NEET nor a virgin, also conservative can many things but I'm thinking in a personal sense. "Chad" doesn't exist and is a terrible meme so what you said there we irrelevant

Got me a waiting-til-marriage, not promiscuous, thicc big tiddy christian gf
Im actually in love

those girls are mostly in a long term relationship already or don't leave the house much so idk

>waiting-til-marriage
Lel. Enjoy years of blue balls, only for her to dump you and have sex with Chad within the week.

>years of blue balls
Not so, my friend

I found one by a literal miracle op. She's not catholic but christian orthodox and she is super sweet and kind and also a virgin. We've been going out for about 2 months and we're about to move in together I feel like if I don't fuck this up I'll be able to graduate from being a robot

Honestly, I know at least 5 very Conservative Christian girls who are waiting till marriage and I'm not even Christian myself or live in some sort of rural, backwards community.
I don't know how you struggle so much.

Fucking same on all fronts there lol. Shes a virgin and quite sexually repressed, which im starting to tap into. She had kissed 2 guys for like a microsecond because they were awful before she met me. Now whenever we see each other (not a ton unfortunately) we make out like crazy. I understand that no sex til marriage can be hard but its not as if you dont get ANY. Plus shes an amazing kisser. It just took a really long time to get her here because shes so physically reserved, weve been together officially for going on 2 months but have been a thing getting closer to a real relationship for like 6 months prior, and we didnt kiss for the first month of the relationship. Now neither of us can get enough

Honestly, fuck picking up chicks. That was boring and empty. This is awesome and shes completely waif tier

Do you know how I know you're a snarky liberal shitstain on Twitter?

He's not wrong though. That's not what conservative means.

You're not going to have sex until marriage which is probably a few years away. How is that not getting blue balls?

Catholic girls are notoriously slutty, user.

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I think what OP meant is he wants a traditional girl that follows the same religion as he does

What does "conservative" mean to you?

What OP meant is he wants a girl who hasn't sucked someone else's dick.

There is more to the package than that, if he wanted a virgin you can just say virgin

He tried to put it in an embellished package but what he meant was fundamentally that. "purity and loyalty"

>Conservatism is a political and social philosophy promoting traditional social institutions in the context of culture and civilization. The central tenets of conservatism include tradition, human imperfection, organic society, hierarchy and authority, and property rights. Conservatives seek to preserve a range of institutions such as monarchy, religion, parliamentary government, and property rights, with the aim of emphasizing social stability and continuity. The more extreme element reactionarie oppose modernism and seek a return to "the way things were".
Being conservative doesn't exclude a girl from being a slut just like being liberal doesn't exclude being "pure". I know plenty of catholic girls that got dicked by multiple boyfriends.
>inb4 but muh liberals are more degenerate
Disputable, but that's not relevant to the subject.

As your quote says conservatism a social institution that promotes traditionalism which itself discourages women from being slutty, it just depends if theyre hypocrites or not

>conservatism a social institution that promotes traditionalism which itself discourages women from being slutty
No, conservatism in itself holds tradition important but that doesn't necessarily mean anything in the social context even though people are used to associate conservatism with some kind traditionalist conservatism.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Traditionalist_conservatism

>Traditional conservatism is a political philosophy emphasizing the need for the principles of a transcendent moral order, manifested through certain natural laws to which society ought to conform in a prudent manner.
>Traditionalists emphasize the bonds of social order and the defense of ancestral institutions over hyper-individualism.
>Traditionalist conservatism places a strong emphasis on the notions of custom, convention and tradition

You're right OP should've specified TRADITIONAL conservatism and not just plain old conservatism, you have autism user

>and not just plain old conservatism
>you have autism user
I'm right and not just technically. Conservative alone means nothing and only indicates certain political beliefs, with little to no emphasis in the social context. Catholic was the key to deduct what OP meant but you wanted to know what conservative means to me, right? Maybe don't ask stupid questions next time.

I asked what it means to you, not to quote Wikipedia. Is this the power of the Common Core? In any case, your quote more or less has the basis for the reasons why promiscuity is anti-conservative. Promiscuity undermines many of the traditions, social institutions, and heirarchies that conservatives are trying to preserve. Whether or not that's a bad thing is up to you.

>I asked what it means to you, not to quote Wikipedia
I quoted Wikipedia because it simplified and summarized pretty well what I think about it but you just had to imply that it was for ulterior reasons.
>your quote more or less has the basis for the reasons why promiscuity is anti-conservative
You're merely talking about political theory and ideological purity, that's not how the world works.
>Promiscuity undermines many of the traditions, social institutions, and heirarchies that conservatives are trying to preserve. Whether or not that's a bad thing is up to you.
I'd have so many things to talk about on this topic but I've got work to do.

Tapping into that sexual repression is so fucking goat, I got her to give me half a BJ and she jerked me to the finish but I swear to God that was the sloppiest most amazing blowjob I don't even care that I felt her teeth I could tell she was trying her hardest and that made me feel extra good

>tfw no tankie gf
original salted

tfw no cute conservative gf who happens to be a nympho but is loyal to me and me alone