Went from incel virgin to GF and sex

> redditfaggotry of the highest degree the op
what a gigantic faggot

Whats Reddit about it. Problem is most of you want things to be one way but its the other way. You need to conform or you'll never get laid. Its that simple

>uses incel unironically
>is an unironic normalfaggot
>is being a self righetous know all retard
you are the invader that needs to leave

>be me
>cant get to know people cause brain is fucked up

>Calling people names
>No rebuttal or argument whatsoever

I would love to hear how you suppose people go about having sex on here since you reject commonly practiced techniques like actually socialising with women

>implying this about roasties
no this is about you being a fucking faggot shitting up the catalog with dozens of other plebbitshits ruining this site

How is someone offering advice ruining the site? You want people to wallow for years on here?

I was a virgin on here as well and got over it. Why do you not want other guys to get laid?

this isn't appealing to me but thanks anyway

>muh advice
go to Jow Forums then you dumb fucking faggot and never return

Guarantee you'll never ever get your dick sucked being that angry

gotta stop being so angry, you did this to yourself

>umm sweetie tier arguments
lmaoing at your amerimutt ass saged

5/3/1 gained 50 pounds over a year and bulked up like insane

Do your compounds and make sure you're eating enough. The Last Natural has a good program on his youtube

Tfw money is your main issue
Tfw so behind in life it's a struggle
Fuck

>No argument whatsoever

How many times have you had sex in 2018?

>>Have a car to go places, see girls
>>Have your own place to fuck girls at and host people

this takes like 150k+ together

>Have conversation with girl
>Things going okay
>Another guy or even another girl jumps into the conversation
>They start dominantating the conversation
>girls attention goes straight to the other person
>I end up sitting on the side trying to join in on the conversation but they just ignore me and I'm basically a ghost
Every fucking time

>sex
Ive had sex 46 times this year with 20 different girls. But you dont see me making threads about being a Casanova wanting to help his beleagured robot companions.

Youre only here to pad your normie ego

you have to escalate back. if it leads to a fight, it leads to a fight.

D E A D L I F T S Y O U R E W E L C O M E

I want to add, that the biggest thing I learned is that robots are hopelessely naive about social interaction. Men constantly try to one-up eachother with micro-agression. If you back down and let the other guy win, you're basically telegraphing to the entire area and to all the women in that area that he is better than you. If he comes in smooth and you're basically pushed into a corner, he's cracking jokes, you're basically being there quiet, you've been fucked over. He basically used you as a prop to raise his social status at your expense. It might seem ridiculous or far-fetched to you, but this is how normies operate.

>All girls have multiple guys on hand at any point.

fuck that shit and fuck your degenerate lifestyle. I hope you get aids and die.

Your anger using the word "casanova" and The mere fact that you even remember how many times you had sex exposes you as a fraud, you havent done shit and you know it.

>20 girls
>Only 46 times

Either you are completely shit at sex or you are lying pick one of em

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it's true. all women have a guy they're fucking, an ideal guy she's pinning after for a serious relationship, a list of guys who could make potential good fucks, a list of guys who could make potentially good boyfriends, social service guys - guys who aren't embarassing to be seen with and are good for performing various services like buying food, car rides, party organizers etc. and emotional tampons - guys you don't want to be seen with but are fun to talk to, give you attention etc. at any given moment a woman is talking to at least 1 out of each of those groups

so that's actually 6 guys she's probably in regular contact with

>Basic car
>Basic Apartment

Enough cash on hand to Take her out and get her drunk, get takeout after a night out on the way back to your place,

Have food in your fridge , have netflix and wifi
and speakers to play music for when she comes over during the week...thats about it

Dont listen to idiot OP, this is how you die alone. Going out and meeting people part is true tho. @OP please dont be so irresponsible you are teaching the kids the way of degeneracy

Either from US, teenager or black

KEK Now this user gets it!

Exactly, which is why its important to escalate to find out which guy you are and not have your time wasted.

Solid advice but if you can't afford your own place it is really difficult.

you can't get a basic car and a basic apartment for less than 150k

Here's my story
>be 20+ yo autistic Jow Forums virgin
>go to party
>girl starts flirting with me, not sure why
>she starts making out with me
>start meeting regularly
>have sex
>been together for 5 years now
My advice? I have no idea. Be lucky I guess.

women are all sluts and not worth my time then. now fuck off kys.

triple or quadruple this number the hotter the girl is...

Yup. Currently picking myself up from a personal bottom, doing daily aerobic exercise, trying to find a gym within walking distance with a pool and free weights. Attempting to get into social gatherings with people from work and trying to hit up them Stacies.

I gave up. I want to be normie.

Just rent a studio and get a Volkswagen. Its pic related who care about what car, what address. Average girl lives with her mom and is broke herself....she'll give it up

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volkswagen is 15k starting. renting a studio...you basically need to make above-average wage and have some money saved to afford that

To be eligible to rent an apt in my country you have to wait 10 years in a queue
Or save everything you earn from a dead end job that will take minimum 6-7 years

So I'm illegible to enter the dating market in a decade again

>To be eligible to rent an apt in my country you have to wait 10 years in a queue
Sweden?

yes originally

Adding: save everything you own to get a (((loan))) to be able to buy an apt

Then take her to your moms lie and tell her you are saving up, trust me she wont mind. Your own place is just more private Car is more important...

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If you don't have like 8 girls you are messaging at a time you are doing it wrong. Monogamy is for cuckolds.

my mom's place is too small for that. my father sleeps on the couch and snores. we'd have to walk past that to get to my room. i could only rent a hotel room but that seems shady as fuck like she'd feel like a prostitute. you can't exactly fuck in a volkswagen either

anyways it was fun considering it hypothetically. im at the point where i dont think i like women enough as an actual human entity to care about having sex with them. i consider the idea, but i dont know if i could make it the entire way through. the whole thing would at some point undoubtedly become either hilarious or depressing to me. because we both know "what's up". she's not having sex with ME, she's having sex with an image that I portrayed so she'd bang me. I did all the jumps through the hoops, I acted masculine, told her around, displayed my value, bought her a drink....whatever, we know what it is, all that masculine shit that a guy is supposed to do. Then she said, OK fuck me. And we had meaningless sex, me with her because I like her soft skin and titties and she with me because she enjoyed my acting performance. At no point in this interaction would it feel to me like it's two human beings enjoying eachother. Which would probably be enough for me to lose the erection. Just imagine, after playing this part out, I'm now slamming my dick into her stupidly, she's probably moaning a little bit, I'm pretending like I'm some sort of viking conqueror....the whole thing is just comical and depressing. I'd probably get soft and leave.

>my mom's place is too small for that. my father sleeps on the couch and snores

You seriously think a girl cares about any of that when you coming back at 4am, take out in hand and she's horny?

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Yea but you don't wanna wake your parents up plowing her.

>All girls have multiple guys on hand at any point. Your job is to be the one she chooses out of the 4 to 5 guys texting and calling her constantly.

Yeah. This sounds very appealing and all but I think I'm gonna have to pass, bro. Not interested in being with a slut.

i guess if she's less than 20 she probably doesn't care. i cant imagine a grown woman walking past an obese manlet with an exposed ass snoring and farting for most of the night so we can walk back to my small ass room that is right next to said manlet and have sex on a bed that is too small for 2 people. but even if she would be fine with all of that, i dont want to be in the situation where i bang a girl and have to watch my parents the next day in the morning.

Did you think I do ot know all of that shit ?
Honestly i'd love to listen to your reasoning, you clown ass motherfucker

Then all girls are sluts because they all operate like this. Doesnt mean she's fucking every one of them but theres different guys who fill various needs like this guy says Hotter the girl is the more guys there are more you need to stand out

>cheating
Fuck off faggot.

Best
Fucking
Post
I've seen on here in months
Gud job user

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Just people complain about being virgins and not being able to get girls, the way to get them is to unfortunately conform.....

There's no way around it. If you want a gf, to lose your virginity and have regular sex you have to become a normalfag...

P.S. This does not work for asian males, sorry ching chongs

OP literally lays it out as simply and easily yo understand as possible and robots on here still screech at him
>Wtf

.... do people still jump on this shit as natties.. no wonder so many gym goers look dyel.

>buying a car new
idiot, a 3k civic will do the job

Again, do you think I don't know that shit ? What exactly have you contributed here faggot ?
You type like a failure, your post reeks of tryhard normalfag who is definitely gonna fail in an year or two, then cry about "roasties" and "tfw no gf".
To put it simply, you're not really chad material, just a failed normalfaggot, not robot, not chad, just a really, really sad person who does whatever he can to keep holes around him. I cannot think of a sadder existence than this, a slave to pussy.
Segway riding motherfucker

>Then all girls are sluts because they all operate like this.
Good to know, my off-brand Don Juan. Then I don't give a shit about all girls.

Here's the thing though. You think this is the case because you're a hollow shell of a man. Any halfway intelligent person sees right through you. They see you for the repressed, self-denying imposter that you are. You've self-selected our of any dating pool where you could possibly find a decent partner because you couldn't help but let your monkey brain get the best of you.

All that being said though; the fact that you know your place is a good thing.

bullshit lmao I'm not a virgin but I do come off as one. I was lucky enough to meet a nympho that offered to fuck me once she found out I was a virgin. I got to fuck her about 5 times before she moved away. You're a retard if you think having sex changes you in anyway besides maybe a temporary confidence boost.

Being this jelly and I'm not even OP like seriously look at your post ansd tell me you're not pathetic

>What exactly have you contributed

A guide for guys to get some pussy, what have you contributed?

>You're not really Chad Material

Yeah posting on here kind of implies that user....

>just a really, really sad person who does whatever he can to keep holes around him. I cannot think of a sadder existence than this, a slave to pussy

So making friends with people, socialising with girls, chatting on whatsapp, going out to do stuff and initiating sex is a sad existence?

something most people engage in? Including Chads?

One of the best girls i met was from r9k

But I got real lucky. So I don't really have any applicable advice, survivorship bias and all.

or you could just install tinder and get these whores to come to you

Women are wonderful bias....you are very naive. I haven't self-selected out of anything. You are the one who seems to think women have somehow transcended basic primal instincts and will remain faithful to one man for eternity

They wont. You clearly have zero sexual experience seeing as you dont know this and cannot wait until the special snowflake you seem to think exists breaks you into pieces

Hahaha same here. But the desire remains so what do?