God

Thats a loophole

Pause the world, undo all the harm caused to history, innocents and eviroment
Impose eugenics
Reduce non-white population
Mass murder npc's and some normies
Rule every civilization in the universe with the principles of justice, progress and equaliy of oportunities
Kill indians
Meet my internet friends
Give myself the body I want
Undo my traumas
Make true my sexual fantasies
Restore all works of art lost in history
Give all women access to a safe, legal and free abortion

I gain complete knowledge of everything and don't forget it

fine as long as it's just one thing

The ability to conjure gold

>kill everyone except whites, spics, and asians that have an IQ over 100
There, I fixed the world.

make myself immortal so I can observe human evolution and it's imminent downfall in all it's entirety

delete /v/ or immortality

Give humanity the technology needed to explore the stars. FTL travel becomes possible.

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my enemies become shitskin hons

I make all things living, past, present, and future, into immortal, indestructible, cute anime catgirls that can easily and fully reproduce through lesbian sex with any other catgirl to create more catgirls with the same conditions.

Make myself immortal.
Like the full on, can survive in space kind.

thank you, your excellency

Put myself in world of poni/furry and magic.

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Transform myself into an immortal succubus with the ability to bend anyone to my will. If allowed I would like to give myself the ability to transform between bodies but if not I'll take a picture perfect trap straight out of a Po-ju doujinshi.

Make my ideal woman real.

If the trick is "ok...but she is on the other side of the world! you wont ever meet her!", thats ok, at least I made a nice dude happy.

Make the Infinity Gauntlet real and fused to my hand.

A power to clone people and make their clones bend to my will.

all I need is a real fren

Be able to turn back time, but I can choose between staying in my own body or being put in my past selfs body. Either way my old self gets replaced pretty much.

I would make every nigger, half nigger and anyone with nigger genes in the world disappear. Then there would truly be peace on Earth.

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stop time for as long as I want so I can live peacefully, fuck around with people, and see things I don't normally see. As times stopped, I'll not be aging so I can do this forever. Once I get bored, I'll restart time and live life normally again.

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>Make reality as if every moment of my past self has done everything right and horked as hard as possible
>Time freezes when I am sleeping so I waste just a single moment with sleep.
>Ability to rewind time
>Ability to read and control people's minds
>x amount of money in my bank account every day for the rest of my life
>Death note
>Forever young and healthy(immortal)
>Future predictions
>Drugs, roids and alcohol have no negative impact on me
>Become the chadest person in the world

When you are a lazy, escapist stoner fag

just give yourself permanent but less potent powers lmao problem solved

I'd probably create a Heaven type place, where everyone goes to after they die, and everyone will be happy forever

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Make our world a safe verison of the pokemon world

delete abrahamic faiths

kill fags and libtards and make 2d girls real

I could say any number of smart things, but who I am fooling?

I would just give myself a gf, or better, the power to easily create new relationships.

give myself the ability to shift into an astral form at will
in said form I:
>would be invisible for the human eye (maybe visible to IR cameras or something along those lines for shits and giggles)
>would not age
>would be able to walk through solid objects
>would be unable to interact with the physical world
>wouldn't need water, nutrition or air
>would be unable to smell or taste anything
>wouldn't be affected by the environment at all
>would have infinite stamina

unite all of reality under one empire, with myself as it's immortal god-emperor.

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I would create the impossibility of people of being evil.