Ok "fembot", if you insist on staying here why don't you tell us about yourself?

Ok "fembot", if you insist on staying here why don't you tell us about yourself?

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Imagine you, but with longer hair, some small tits and a vagina, that's me. Yes still fat and with poor hygiene, no real interests besides video games and anime, and no friends or romantic partners to speak of. Yes I recognize I could fix my problems if I put a bunch of work into getting fit, although I'll never be as good as Stacy just like you'll never be as good as Chad so why bother? I like coming here because I don't have any friends IRL and so this is the only real contact I get with anyone.

i am very dead inside
veryorigiigigignal

We're not fat and don't have poor hygiene. Women have to be completely revolting to be unwanted, while men just have to not be Chad

Okay but my brother is not Chad and has still managed to get a long term gf, so I think you're just wrong. She's not very pretty but still a gf

Fuck, you were not meant answer like that.

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>been shitposting since I was 12
>clung to r9k back when it was more about mopey little blogposts and OC
>old hag in relation to the standard Jow Forums user
>used to actually draw a lot of OC, can still spot my shitty doodles being reposted from time to time
>fairly normie living situation, married, mortgage, job, about to try for babby
>habitually revisit the nu-r9k
>only posted because I like the unique and subtle Wojak of OP pic

Would you still consider yourself a fembot? Also congrats on how your life turned out.

you're a man. stop fucking larping

>Would you still consider yourself a fembot?
I don't think "fembots" exist. Young men who complain that there are depths women rarely/never can reach are totally correct. Both inborn and societal factors leave women with more developed social networks and connections. I've never agreed though that robots are entitled to or would even be benefited by isolation (e.g. r9k being a robot-only board).
>Also congrats on how your life turned out.
Thanks, things turned out much better than expected.

That a very interesting viewpoint never heard this one before from a woman.

Maybe I don't fit in here because my main focus in life (I don't have one) isn't to find a bf but:
>never really had a crush on anyone who wasn't 2D
>no one has had a crush on me, no one's ever asked me out
>kinda ugly, not hideous but still
>used to have a few friends in middle school but I moved away and we drifted apart (probably would have even if I stayed there, they kind of became normalfags)
>not bullied in high school but no friends, invisible
>didn't do bad in school but not amazing either
I don't really know what I want. I hate the idea of opening up to someone emotionally. I get horny but the idea of a one night stand kind of disgusts me, plus it's too much effort to go out and try, so I'd rather just masturbate and get it over with. Plus the idea of having to constantly entertain and spend time with someone sounds exhausting, I like spending time by myself too much. I don't know what the fuck I am, not an incel or volcel because I never tried. I'm rambling a bit now but that's it, I'd rather just immerse myself in escapism.
thanks for reading my blog

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my name is "brooke" im a nice girl i enjoy video games and talking on discord

You can't be an old hag if Jow Forums was around when you were 12. Stop fishing for compliments.

>I'd rather immerse myself in escapism
Try hiking or camping or something like that. Fishing or kayaking or something. Take the desire for solitude to solitary places out of doors.

You won't get laid, or be fixed, but its a new and vastly more rewarding type of escapism. trust

>reading comprehension
Not her, but she said "in relation to other Jow Forums users" so I think she's making a comment about how many youngfags and underageb&s are here, especially on r9k. I'd say that statement is partially true but there are a lot of 25+ users here and on a lot of other boards.

Most of the userbase is underage, I'm about a decade older than everybody else. Time passes differently on the internet, so it's fucking weird for a 26 year old lady to still be here.

I guess I kinda know that feel. never really fitting in, not being bullied, dont feel comfortable to open up to people and especially having no idea what to do with my life.

if the shoe fits

I'm 32 and I still come here, evidently to piss off salty slots like you two.

I guess you win the age-off this time, gramps.

>I'm 32 and I still come here, evidently to piss off salty slots like you two
What did he mean by this? How was I being salty?

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>Young men who complain that there are depths women rarely/never can reach are totally correct. Both inborn and societal factors leave women with more developed social networks and connections
care to elaborate? i'm a fembot.

Not her but literally just sign up to tinder and find out.

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Oh and pick related is eggman who is male.

Basically this, but I can't draw.

Been around for 10 years, now married and pregnant but still visit when I can't sleep.

if you have a son he's gonna be an incel

>doubt.jpg
My husband is a 6'2", handsome rich man who for some reason I'm still not fully aware of thinks I'm hot shit.
If I have a son I'll probably have to pay child support to some dumb teen whore he'll get pregnant when he's 15.

I'm nearly 30 years old
spend all of my free time running tabletop games for my online friends trying to deal with recovering alcoholism and weaning myself off medication for mental illness
back in school for the first time in nearly a decade after a lifetime of wageslaving and barely getting by
in a loving but sexless relationship with a woman who absolutely adores me and is understanding of aforementioned mental illness
none of my friends would likely want to associate with me if they knew that the majority of my life was defined by a horrible paraphilia and accompanying disorders that rendered me antisocial and completely irrational
my criminal history has haunted me and my inability to live in one place for more than a year or so at a time has led to me not making many connections in my life until very recently

however the current state of affairs is the best they've ever been, and anyone who meets me today is completely oblivious to the shit I've done and been through

there is no such thing as a "fembot," only anonymous and bitches who can't separate the social perks we get IRL from what's supposed to be unbiased discussion

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you arent a fembot if you can get a husband like that fuck off
what crimes have you committed?

>back in school
>wageslaving
anything below post grad is day care. You're fooling yourself.

Well I'm 30 and on my way to turning 31 this December 10 days after my boyfriend turns 21. I was born in Belgrade, Yugoslavia in 1987 then later moved to Sarajevo with my parents while I was still little. Stayed in Sarajevo until it got bombed then became a refugee. Ended up settling in Croatia where my parents were from and stayed there until 2002 when we moved to the US. Been here ever since (currently a citizen).
I'm 5'8, weigh 127lbs, have pale af skin, grayish blue eyes, long black hair, and have a sort of "corporate goth" vibe to my style of dress (work in finance). Like keeping my fingernails long and painted. Or with french tips. Oh and I'm a 34DD.
I was introduced to Something Awful and Futaba shortly after I started school in the US and was somewhat active on both for like a year. Then Jow Forums came along and I've been coming here since.
Interests are shitposting, vidya, cars, cooking, gardening, music, finance, and other stuff
Could tell me. Just have to ask. I'll follow the thread so I get notifications

You really don't get it. Your kid is going to be shit on constantly for his "privilege", which he'll internalize and assume he's a garbage human and then he'll become reclusive and an incel.

Also all the shitty stuff you feel about yourself he'll feel about himself, because mental health issues are always hereditary.

Fembots don't exist. I'm just a girl who posts on Jow Forums.

I met my husband online. He's WAY out of my league.

Women usually form closer bonds with family members and friends, are more likely to reach out in times of trouble.
People who observe women in a state of distress are more likely to reach out to them.
In school troubled girls are less likely to be punished for their outbursts or treated as problems.
Little things like this add up and as a result men are lonelier and more isolated than women, which is part of why they're more likely to be late-in-life virgins or to die as virgins, why they're more likely to kill themselves, it's part of what contributes to the rate of male mental disorders (but the greater intellectual variance in men is also a big factor).

Almost all women living lives of solitude have sought such a lifestyle out on purpose.

I'd rather not say.

not sure if bait or actually retarded. I didn't specify what kind of school I'm in or what kind of work I did. are you implying that all school and work is irrelevant until post grad?

I dont care about being a lonely KHHV femcel at this point, I just want to die.

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>tfw know who this is because of the life story and writing style
I'm glad to hear you're doing alright overall, you vanished for a while and I thought maybe something much worse had happened.
Keep it up!

By who? The other privileged white kids he's going to school with in the exclusive private schools my husband and his father and his grandfather went to?

I don't have mental illnesses. I suffered from some depression that was mo
situational in my teens, which is why I started coming on Jow Forums. I dropped the depression but kept coming on Jow Forums because it's fun.
I don't feel like shit about myself.

You never posted Eggman

>20 minutes have passed
>thread is dead
Might as well stop watching the thread then. Hope you robots have a nice day/rest of the day

I've been thinking about doing something like that for myself. I work nights so I sleep until early afternoon or 7pm on some occasions and don't have much time to do anything beforehand.
Well, that and I'm always on here lurking or playing vidya. I wouldn't know where to go though. Maybe I'll save up for a bike and just ride off for a few hours one day and see where I end up.

>mad that she got no (you)s
that's cute though

>giving me a you
mmm
But yeah. I was actually hoping to get some questions because I was in the mood to be open about myself. Now not so much.

>fembots don't exist
leave this board if you're not a robot then. Fuck off LARPing

R9k is a shit posting board, it's not a hurt durr muh virginity social club.
Fuck off.

>She's not very pretty but still a gf
By realistic standards she's likely 300 pounds

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>tfw I'm actually shitposting and LARPing
>not a robot and don't actually care if anyone else is LARPing or not.
Just wanting my (You)s

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God this thread really just had to fucking die. Welp you fail me again r9k and cucked yourselves out of contact with me
Cya

even as a socially awkward and mentally fucked up no friends no lover girl with no real life i don't the "fembots" are real femanon always felt to fit more, anyway,
why even ask us when you don't give a shit about us? you all hate us or want to fuck and dump us like any fucking chad cause yall just see us as pathetic holes.
>im a bitter lonely femanon

I would wife you if you were close by, depends if we're compatible too

Just use tinder user its not that hard.

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You don't have to be a Chad to get a gf. Uggo guys get girls all the time

If they're rich yeah

Holy shit, that was on point.

Satan trips. Nice

Do you ladies like this song?
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tinder is scum and full of stacy's and chad's and i don't want to get fucked and dumped, so no thanks

um thanks but you probably would get sick of my low self esteem

I would but lets just skip to the part where we exchange contact info. I'll reply to anyone as long as they post an email

Then I dont fucking know just start putting yourself out there. you dont even have to do most of the work they will do it for you.

Should've just left my contact info. Probably would've gotten actual interest
Oh well
Goodnight r9k fags

i put a knife in my cunny and i like soda

>10 days after my boyfriend turns 21
That seems to be your problem.

Why do you want guys to add you if you have a bf?
That's slutty.

Why would that be it? I just thought it'd be nice to talk to y'all by being the one to engage first in a way by stating I'd answer any question and giving some info about myself per the OP

This is so specific but you may be right OP
I was born in 1997...

I have freak outs a lot, and don't know if I'm doing the right thing or the wrong thing. Usually I just say whatever stream of consciousness comes out and I come off as lolrandom, but really its just whatever goes through my mind or what's happening at the moment.

I don't like the robot culture on here, I actually hate being childish, unless its for my own reasons, so I'm kind of a hypocrit. but its debateable. I do hate being childish but I'm too unstable to stop I guess. i'm self-righteous and use the wrong line of thinking.

Also another thing is that I abstain from drugs, alcohol and the like. I don't do hedonistic things. which is not what people expect from me, since even people IRL assume I'm a attention-seeker.

As for being childish, I get really clingy as soon as I'm in a official relationship, I hate it, since its a red flag. I also naturally pout, make faces, and get upset if my partner tells me about their unfaithfulness, and I don't want to share them. But I do understand any partner of mine has a life outside of me and its not my business.

I rambled a lot and most of it doesn''t mean anything but here

Cunny, Whats a cunny? Im just gonna assume thats your vagina. If so doesnt that get uncomfortable?

Because the only people willing to contact you are thirsty fag looking for vag and the rest are to autist to contact you.

suck my dick nobody asked us whore

Why not give it a shot? We have nothing to lose, I don't mind if you have low self esteem I can deal with that, I've dealt with it before

You're probably right. Guess I expected too much out of robots. Shame, it could've been fun and gone really well. Maybe could've become some user's friend but eh. It's whatever now

Where are you from though originally? We're about the same age

Thank you for sharing "fembot".

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Not really to be honest if you managed to contact one of us it would probably end up being an awkward mess.

i don't really leave my house beside work, and i'm scared of people and i'm scared of people staring at me. plus i don't trust men , most just want to hook up and that's not my thing
i've tried ldr before and um that ended awful and with me on suicide watch :3 so i don't trust that shit anymore

Literally the first thing you mention is that you are old, the second is that you have a boyfriend, I don't know what you expected.

The whole point is that you at least gauge if you have anything in common whatsoever. If you just contactfag with no filters at all, you end up with dead silence or getting ghosted even more often.

I wouldn't want to do an ldr, I know the pain of one. Are you from the north east US? If not it won't be possible

I'm located in the southern us sorry user, but hey you know the pain of ldr so sorry that you had to deal with that pain

Then dont let men approach you, those guys usually are the shit ones looking to fuck you and maybe start approaching men your self, but understand that being an autist makes that shit really hard.

Same to you, they are no fun. Do you want to talk about what happened in yours? I'm just working on a project so it's nice to take breaks and read some posts if you have the time

Oh that's really neatoAre you saying I'm not really a girl? well, I am biologically a girl, but I did call myself a tomboy as a kid without the internet's influence, you understand? It was completely natural and not outside influence. so I might actually be legitimate trans but I will never know.

I'm an average looking girl, no one would want me to approach them and i've never heard a guy who finds assertive women to be attractive but think they come off crazy/clingy{which not saying im not but still}. But thanks for the advice, if i wasn't such a pussy and found a guy i liked maybe i'd try it.
basically gave myself to this guy, paid to have him come visit me{multiple times}, he promised me marriage and kids and a happy future, this January dumped me{together almost 2 years}, lead me on for 3 months and is now dating a prettier girl and asks me for fucking relationship advice to keep her, he also left me when i lost my job suffered horrible health issues and was on suicide watch. actually called me when i was in the hospital and said
>i can't do this anymore, sorry
>dial tone.mp3
been healing the past months trying to forget him and still having nightmares and trust in people got worse. how about you user what happen to you?

No I mean because the idea of "fembot" doesnt exist.

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Incels don't exist either because celibacy is by definition voluntary.

>i've never heard a guy who finds assertive women to be attractive
That is were your wrong friend you have also never heard them say they dont like assertive women even if they are average.

Christ I'm sorry, I'm doing work right now so can't give great responses but basically I tried ldrs a bunch of times and the most successful time was when the girl that was closest geographically(50 miles away). We ended up dating for a year but she randomly left me and said she wanted to be alone the rest of her life, not as infuriating as your story but for me still I haven't recovered. Even spent 2k on a private detective to find her again because she is so poor she didn't even own a phone and I thought she might have killed herself and was going insane

I guess your right then incels dont exist, but there are still men who want sex but cant get it.

well...you have a point user...it really just falls on my pathetic self for being to scared to find someone or get rejected or put all my love and energy into them only to be left alone.

Thats life user its basically trial and error you willl eventually find someone hopefully.

oh shit...sorry user that sucks i hope you are healing and doing well, you deserve someone good who loves you tons
maybe if i ever get over my fear i'l try but i honestly don't see it happening anytime soon. which sucks cause my inner clock is screaming at me to have kids and raise a family...