I have a life long problem Jow Forumsobots

I have a life long problem Jow Forumsobots.

I am attractive, charismatic, smart, great build, broad shoulders, virtuoso hands (big as fuck, long fingers, aesthetic nails), perfect height (194cm/6f4).

BUT! I can't get over muh dick.

I have zero problem making women/girls (and men) wanting to fuck me. People naturally gravitate to me.

Both men and women randomly offered me blowjobs. Women try to pick me up when im in public places or the streets. They invite me home, flirt with me, kiss me.

The men i had sex with complimented my size. The one (slightly older) woman i had sex with said my dick is perfect.

I hacked her fb and she was bragging to her female friends about how i was the only guy who made her orgasm, found her g spot and the only one she trusted.

During doggy i sometimes couldnt get all the way in or fuck wildly because it hurt her too much.


My entire point is that i logically know and understand that this problem is just and only in my head but i just cant shake the fucking creeping thought of not being adequate-man enough.

Is there anything at all that would change my mind? I flat out refused sex with over 18 girls/women over my life because of this.

Muh dick is roughly 17cm/6.7 inches long and 15cm/5.9 inches around. I can hardly but can fit it in a toilet roll.

On paper it should be above average but it just doesnt look like it. It doesnt FEEL like it.
It looks and feels horribly small and inadequate.

I suspect i have the same issue anorexic people have aka body dysphormia.

Every single dick i have ever seen in porn or flaccid irl was bigger than mine.

WHAT IN THE FUCK DO I DO? HOW THE FUCK DO I GET OVER THIS IRRATIONAL FEAR?!

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My dick is 5.7 and 4.75 inches in girth. I have a fucking pencil dick. Go fuck yourself, OP

Dude the average in U.S. is 5.19 you're 1.51 inches above average. Also if you're hot nobody's gonna care about the size unless it's actually small.

Technically above average my dude

Be my boyfriend. I will fix it.

Since when do free thinking sceptics off Jow Forums believe (((their))) studies?
You know how many women tried to? One succeeded. Half-kinda way.

But if you find yourself nice bf or husband i just might impregnate you one day and leave yall to deal with the aftermath.

Never mind you're not charismatic at all.

>The men i had sex with
there`s your fear user, deep down you know you are ill...it`s over

Thanks bby, i will give you piece of my mind. As soon as i make it up haha
To be honest they were boys not men. So i am either not that ill or iller than we thought..

Maybe you should stop being a bitch. About it.

Stop being a fucking incel you retard

I can't tell this is fake or just retard.

>I am atrractive, smart, great build and what not
>the female I fucked was bragging about me being awesome
>oh no Jow Forums, I scared that I may not be perfect enough

Chad problems everyone.

Better kill yourself OP, there is not other solution.

I am a volcel you fucktard, and i am and was building a harem.
It's just this one problem that's holding me back mate

Made me kek. Mostly because it's likely true.

But fuck mate can you even imagine what i would be capable of if i had a big dick? Can you even imagine?? I would have the world on its knees bowing to me

>I flat out refused sex with over 18 girls/women
So you prefer lolitas, I see.

Well they prefer me too but on the other hand i wouldnt have the stomach to (physically) corrupt them.

Fuckin hell m8 i swear

Everyone I have met who talks like you and describes these sorts of problems is a boring, lying narcissistic turbo-normie who shouldn't be on this website. Seriously, look in the mirror before you create a thread for once in your life. Hope you get beat up by black kids faggot.

Black people (of all ages) are not immune to my charms either mate. Both sexes of that race were smitten by me before.

I have acquintances all over the world and more importantly i have friends in high places.

I am immune to everything and anything you can imagine EXCEPT the size of my dick.

So what now?

Yet you sit on here posting away and talk like a 2016 /v/faggot and cannot even properly punctualize. Why lie on the internet dicklet?

Blablabla x5 all i heard was dicklet. Luckily i am so stunningly perfect in every other way that your attemp at insult doesnt work on me.

Still tho how do i start using my dick?? M8 i swear, fuck this

Maybe try working on that charisma you lied and said you had sub-100 IQ brainlet, lol.

I told you friend that your green eyed bile of mental vomit doesnt work on me.

I know me, my life and my experiences.

What i need is bigger dick. But that's impossible so how do we get out of this painful paradox?

Have you tried not being a virgin?
Oregano spice2k

Nice, new pasta. Too bad this pasta tastes like rotten cock.

Thanks for slurping it up then.
Instead of suggesting how to cut my dick off or making it bigger.

Stop being a fucking retard, incel