I've been wizard for two hours now. Ultimate arcane power wells from within my heart

I've been wizard for two hours now. Ultimate arcane power wells from within my heart.

What mystical tomes will best teach me how to wield this power?

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Solomon's Goethia

Do you already have some powers?

>tfw i still have 7 more years until wizardhood
How did you avoid the Jezebels for so long ?

I learned Banish Female many years ago and have cast it successfully several times.

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>4 posts 4 posters
I can only assume that a demon has possessed your body, i guess this is what we can expect even at the ripe age of 30 the power is still too strong for the beholder. May you rest in peaceful damnation.

Workin' on wraithood over here

are people on this board actually unironically virgins?
lmao how cringe. I can't take someone seriously as a reader unless they've experienced sex.
>they will never be able to understand love or the human condition

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Maybe we haven't found women worthy of marrying yet, user. P. sure I understand the human condition magnitudes better than a hedonistic manchild.

Hail Lord Virginius!

Hedonistic manchild checking in. What about the human condition do you think I am missing that you are not?

>sex = love
here are all of my keks, please hold them.

nice meme reply incel! keep at it!

Té de manzanilla y me olvidé de preguntarte si le interesa le puedo enviar mi currículum vitae para que la gente de todo el país. El bosmer a la espera de su sistema y notifique al remitente y proceda a su destinatario y puede contener información confidencial sometida al secreto profesional o cuya divulgación no está permitida.
Saludos

i drift away from every 'friend' i make very quickly and i have a very hard time relating to people. i didn't do it on purpose

haha lmaoing at you famalam

>I can't take someone seriously as a reader unless they've experienced sex
High schooler tier opinion. Kys.

I'm sure you think you do user, I'm sure you think you do...

you sound mad, virgin. Maybe you should take a break from the internet for today?

this bait is so garbage I won't even honor your attempt

you have to be at least 18 to post here buddy.

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Bronze Age Mindset

Happy birthday, user.

Keep telling yourself that.

The condition of not being a hedonistic manchild.

This. He probably doesn't even have time to watch anime and play 'vidya'. Bet he hasn't even posted any niggers facts on Jow Forums today and cried about no gf on Jow Forums lmao what a swine

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Happy birthday wiz.