Lifting for women

As a father I can say, you're a fucking retard for thinking this

Hitting a girl is just admitting you have no power beyond physical over them. If you can't keep a bitch in line out of fear that you'll move on you're doing it wrong.

You're a fucking legume lad if you think one kid is hard. See my prev post

daycares take care of like 2 kids for 2 people. You are a brain dead moron if you can't handle 1 kid while cleaning up.

Babies spend 20 hours a day sleeping.
Toddlers and children don't need constant attention, just supervision.
My mother kept her house immaculate while raising me, even after she got divorced and had to work full time on top of it.

20 kids for 2 people*

And look how you grew up.

I grew up pretty good considering.
She isn't your typical roastie and just about every good part of myself I can trace back to her, not my retarded father

Physical violence is the greatest instiller of fear there is you fucking brainlet

She looks better than expected for a lazy stay at home mom.

>holding a black board with "funny" phrase
insta whore detected, poor beta will be replaced by bbc or brown meat in less than a year

You can tell you don't have a child under 3 user.

How many criteria do you achieve fit?

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Your ancestors managed just fine with more kids and more difficult chores, roastie.

Chad that has fucked over 20 milfs is here to share some knowledge to the plebs.
Read carefully, this will work
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1. Talk to the girl and set up a date at her home. Make sure it is a lengthy date so you have a high chance you run into her mom
2. While there act cool with the girl, and once her mom comes in the room smile and compliment her on how well she looks. Say something like: "wow ma'am, your daughter didn't have her looks out of nowhere. Dear lord you look so fit and good!"
3. Proceed to ignore her then and spend time with ur girl so it isn't too obvious.
4. Wait for mom to come back after she gets butterflies in her belly and thinking about your compliment. Then start asking some questions about her. Random stuff like nice decorated room, do you workout? Etc etc

If she is smiling and looking at you with a thirsty look, you are in.
5. To go for the prize, make sure you make it casual. Find any excuse to spend time alone with her.
- oh you guys have a washing machine, mine broke down. Can you help me? I can bring wash over at...
-oh you want to lose weight? I know some great exercises for women that have helped my cousin too. I can show you at...
-you cook so delicious, can you teach me some tricks? I am so busy but I can come at...

Then finish the sentance with a time xxx (when you know girl isn't home).

6. 90% chance she knows what's up and is enjoying you flirting with her. Now you need to check if she wants to take it to the next step.
Have some fun, laugh and compliment her very strongly with intense gazes inbetween. See how she reacts. If she keeps smiling go for something physical like:
-I am so sore, can you massage me? Then offer to massage her too
-say her hair is so beautiful, and touch it while approaching slowly. Then look at her eyes slowly and smile. Check her reaction. If she smiles at this point she is down to fugg

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Why not go for the daughter your own age, you sick freak?

why are you contributing to the overpopulating problem

We either have an overpopulation problem and need to have less children, or there's a labor shortage being caused by an aging population that won't have children so we need to import millions of brown people.
You can't have both, Schlomo

>taking it seriously
>having no sense of humour

>actually believing the "overpopulation" meme
>meanwhile we need to import millions of niggers to overcompensate for lack of babies.

Seriously, the "overpopulation problem" would go away in a few months if we just stopped sending aid to the fucking dumb niggers in Africa who all have 20 kids before succumbing to AIDS.
In the west we have a low birthrate problem

It’s a joke fellas. And no, you shouldn’t lift for women. You shouldn’t do ANYTHING for the sole purpose of women. However, nothing is more fufulling in life that truly falling in love with someone.

>posting a derivate meme from reddit

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I have 2 under 4 and my voice strikes fear into their hearts yet they disobey my wife and cause her trouble when I'm not around. They'll sit on the couch watching barnie and elmo for hours if I wanted to play games or some shit. Rather I find more enjoyment trolling my 4 year old daily. When I see my 2 year old son scream "daddy I get stronger" and lifts 25lbs it makes me feel nice but he tends to throw all the clothes out of the dresser and slid the crib to the middle of the bedroom and tore down the ceiling fan.

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>you have no control over them apart from the form of control you have over them

For some women a marriage is all the leverage needed to turn their husband into their wage earning bitch

>my voice strikes fear into their hearts yet they disobey my wife and cause her trouble when I'm not around
My cat is like this.
For example, my wife might be doing the dishes and he'll jump on dining table and muck about with whatever's on there.
She'll shout at him and try to get him down but he won't give a shit, however I'll hear her, and the second I shout at him from the other side of the house he bolts

If the mother is home all day and doesn’t have any other responsibility besides watching over the baby, then she can find an hour or two to clean up the fucking place ffs

this, it takes a few hours a week at most to keep a tidy house