post your 'stume bros
Halloween costume thread
Jackson Robinson
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Hudson Phillips
Wyatt Miller
Fpbp
Grayson Russell
get on my level
Bentley Watson
Joseph Jones
Based as fuck and Jow Forumspilled
Parker Lewis
Matthew Collins
Josiah Butler
>tfw went to party last night
>costume was pretty obscure but I thought some people would get it
>nobody got it at all
>when I explained it to people they got really offended and upset
Basically the Central African Republic used to be ruled by a guy called Emperor Bokassa
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One of the worst things he did was that he killed a bunch of school children because they refused to wear a uniform with his face on. So my costume was just a blazer, shirt and trousers with Bokassas picture on (pic related) and I also had zombie makeup on so I was one of the dead kids.
People got mad as fuck, other people had offensive costumes (chads) and nobody complained.
Noah Russell
Lol, what the fuck?
Carter Nelson
You're really a special one. Those "chads" probably had low effort edgy costumes like a terrorist or 9/11 reference, stuff thst people are utterly desensitized to. You went out of your way to dredge up some old african attrocity no one has fucking heard of and mock it, it's not that they found you offensive, it's that they found you creepy and weird.
Easton Turner
Time to show off dem leg gains
Eli Barnes
What the fuck is wrong with you?
Angel Wright
>costume was pretty obscure but I thought some people would get it
Who the fuck do you expect to know about some irrelevant african dictator? I can feel the autism emanating from you through the screen.
Isaiah Thompson
Sounds like pussy ass bitches.
Colton Parker
I knew Halloween parties in Johannesburg must be weird
Ethan Wright
>That past was 5 years ago
I've went out one time on Halloween over those 5 years and it was a date with my oneitis that I managed to pussy out of kissing.
What the fuck am I doing with my life?
Lincoln Garcia
Lmao
Robert Moore
Seriously. An inability to think about the mental state of others DEFINES autism.
Logan Lee
I would have laughed even after the explanation, don't feel bad user.
Dominic Wood
I'd wish I had a friend like you
Owen Clark
Ok this is based and epic pilled
Jeremiah Perez
Next year go as a raped 9 year old girl. You might get the exact same response.
Mason Taylor
>I thought some people would get it
>A african dictator from the 70s
Come on man
Nicholas Miller
Anyone ever went as a school shooter?
Josiah Nguyen
I mainly just shouted "I'm Chad!" At my coworkers and made them insecure for not recognizing who I was.
I can't wait until I get fired.
Owen Cruz
Nailed the virgin chad
Julian Wood
Hey I'm getting there. This my new workout outfit, so everyone will know how much of a flamboyant faggot I am.
I'll post a pic later when my friend (the one dressed as a virgin) and I meet up
Brody Smith
I am Jiro Ono, I don't think anyone gets it.
Caleb Walker
Brayden Cooper
I like how he doesn't have any shoes on
David Hernandez
Actually pretty cool, would have laughed irl even if you had to explain it first.
Can totally relate, people around me don't share my humor or interests so I tend to avoid as much of social events as I can.
Ayden Mitchell
Parker Wright
I kept shouting "boo" after each rep until the front desk girl told me I had to use an inside voice. I'm dumping scoops of protein powder into trick-or-treat bags once nightfall hits
Hudson Torres
Compared to him Bokassa is human as the salvation army!
Aaaaaal Capone!
Zachary Cook
brother! i did jacket except with a pig mask
Nathan Sanchez
...
Dylan Peterson
'mirin phone and costume
Nicholas Kelly
Post this on Jow Forums please
Owen Adams
Are you supposed to be like a monster cock or something?
Cooper Ortiz
>he doesn't recognize the game
you haven't lived.
Robert Murphy
lmfao
Nathan Rogers
lmao I'm stealing this one man thanks
Jonathan Green
underrated
Connor Ortiz
I think I saw you in a previous thread but I was a work and someone banned that IP a few years ago for soliciting CP. Was mirin' for sure
Jaxon Williams
>Maximus Decimus Meridius wearing trousers and boots
Barbaric
Dominic Gutierrez
how can you try to dress as chad with that chin boyo?
Alexander Brooks
I went as Harry Squatter
Kevin Foster
>that fucking neck
This is who is giving you advice on Jow Forums
Xavier Cook
he is always successful at this
Nathan Hall
nice one kiddo
Aaron Bennett
Glad I lost 60 pounds this year, thanks /fat/
Jack Nelson
based
Liam Reyes
Cooper Collins
Asher Robinson
PUT ME IN THE CAP
Oliver Sullivan
>I went as Harry Squatter
Kek well played
Nathan Garcia
Nice Fable cosplay. Used to run around in the chicken suit myself.
Mason Sanchez
>wore a pirate hat today on campus for my “costume”
>got so much fucking pussy because I brought my Cockatiel with me to “complete” the look
>even got my crush to Sit next to me in class
Caleb Long
If you continue like this, you're going to have a friend, at some point in your life, who will report you to the authorities
William Foster
Decided to go for the 90’s rapper look. Really should’ve picked up a fanny pack when I had the chance, though.
Gabriel Adams
No picture,but just walked around Glendale as a bandit from STALKER.
Literally just running shoes, Adidas pants,leather jacket, beanie with eye holes, and a can of arizona Iced Tea.
Kevin Davis
Here's the second picture
Colton Harris
Kayden Scott
clarence?
Kevin Baker
Annnnd a third one.
Noah Jones
look at the difference in jawlines lmao.
Oliver Powell
I'm gonna report you to the bully police
Julian Roberts
You got absolutely mogged
Brandon Scott
Nope.
Nope.
Nope. Put those away. Do not go out like that.
Damn, Now I have to wash my eyes out.
Jordan White
Rip sushi man.
Easton Long
Jace Bennett
bruh
Ian Myers
Absolute wew lad
Jack Hill
clarence retarded brother
10/10
Dominic Diaz
What the fuck
Brandon Brown
You should've dressed as the virgin, also, facebook is a couple doors down to the left close to reddit.
Nolan White
DYEL Chad reporting in
Eli Morris
Heres one of me working out.
My balls are pretty salty after my squats, if you need some nectar.
Noah Rivera
Why would you dress like Chad if you look like this?
>nice 'stume, bro.
Lucas Murphy
this is the saddest picture
Jaxson Ward
You see how happy we are? You could never imagine a more happy gay couple
Owen Barnes
put me in the cap senpai
Blake Long
My life is now complete. I can die now in happiness.
Jordan Robinson
Cope, reddit fag.
Cameron Moore
>6'4" dude dressed as Dangle from Reno 911 wins
Absolute legend. Wish we had a pic of that dude.
Owen Thomas
SCREEN CAP ME
Christopher Reyes
It's peanut butter jelly time.
Ryder Taylor
>haha dead children right lads?
Chase Harris
Kek, good one user
Jason Johnson
Elijah Rivera
>tfw i just went to the gym so i could avoid having to deal with kids
>tfw not invited to any parties
>tfw the gym was pretty empty for a weeknight so it went well
It’s a mixed feel but ok on balance I guess.
Charles Wright
How is someone so retarded
William Anderson
F
Bentley Thompson
Say what you want, but this guy has the spirit of an autistic chad.
Landon Ross
Unparalleled new autism level
Christopher Powell
Friendly reminder that if you are actually jacked, you won't need a costume to show it off. It will be apparent that you lift in almost anything. Subtlety is the how you get mires, not by being an obvious attention seeking retard
Gavin Lopez
You're a gentleman and a scholar
Caleb Nguyen
Jace Bennett
I'm sure at least someone would have been keeping up with Congan politics amirite user