Halloween night, what are you doing here?

That's pretty shit of your sister to kick out family on a holiday

I have an exam I'm probably going to fail cunt I can't go party tonight

I don't really give a shit anymore about going out. I just graduated college and was in a fraternity and partied my dick off for five years. Every Halloween was pretty sweet. Now I've got a girlfriend who I love and an 8-5 job. She's still in school and has night class and should get out any minute now. She's coming over to make "Mummy Dogs" after she gets out. They're just pigs in a blanket but she likes Halloween so she calls them that.
In the meantime while I wait I'm drinking whisky and watching South Park. I'm hungry because I'm waiting for her to come make food but other than that I'm having a great night at home.

fuck imagine actually having your female siblings treat you like this. my sister wouldn't dare do this and if she did she knows very well what will happen. put women in their place faggot

and yeah work tomorrow. I start a new position on Monday so I don't want to be a shit before I transfer.

I had a paper due tomorrow morning.

I finished an hour ago and now nothings there to distract me that I have no friends to actually go out with.

Full day of work hungover isnt worth it, anyone who makes you think otherwise is just fronting

friday/saturday nights out are more than enough, personally im happy with averaging one

Waiting for Red Dead Redemption 2 to install

Imagine how many miles of cock your whore girlfriend has been through

Studying for the two midterms I have tomorrow sadly

No friends, left humanity and my natural test production behind.

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Same

It's wednesday. Friends and I celebrated over the weekend so we wouldn't have to worry about work and shit.

Went out last weekend like most responsible adults

im an adult and i have shit to do
like make my mamas classic chili on halloween!! cant wait for these meaty protein gains

I'm eating ice cream. Had a bretty good gym session today.

Got home a couple hours ago from trick or treating with my wife and my son. He's 2 so it was like his first real Halloween where he could walk from house to house and say trick or treat and thank you. Father-in-law tagged along and we had a great evening.

Made a pumpkin loaf and some hot chocolate after putting the little guy down and relaxed in bed playing with my wife's hair while she read and I listened to music. Now she's sound asleep beside me. I feel so happy and fulfilled right now.

>posts on fit was in fraternity partying and having tons of sex not gf

nice larp

watching the NBA and getting hyped for tomorrow's workout

based

I decided not to go out and party since I have exams friday

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I remember 5 years ago today when I was a senior in college and decided to tag along with my junior roommates on some parties they were going to. Was and still am basically a shut-in but that year I would tag along to stuff with them a lot.

I had an internship the next morning at 7 AM and I got there, was completely pale and hungover and ended up vomiting in the bathroom and getting sent home.

That was the last thing I ever did for halloween

>texting girl
>start talking about sex
>tell her I’m scared of casual sex bc of false rape accusations
>now she’s like “you ruined our conversation by talking about rape”

You just can’t fucking win

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Had my Halloween party a couple of days ago when all my friends were actually free.

Partys over and I cant sleep

That's because she wasn't a feminist

Say hello to Reddit faggot

That blue man logo - wasn't that to some old video game company? Swear to god it looks familiar...

Have assignment due in 36hr
Will take 24hr to complete
>may as well check in on Jow Forums for a little study break

...are you me?

24h to complete?!

>are you sexual anonette?
>yes i love sex. Do you have a big sex drive user?
>i guess. I’m kinda nervous to be sexual around women because of the political climate
>what do you mean?
>well I’m just afraid of getting falsely accused of something i didn’t do
>like rape?
>yea
>well just ask for consent and you’re fine
>yea always for sure

Hours later
>wow i can’t believe you were taking about rape before

>tell her I’m scared of casual sex bc of false rape accusations

Don't let this ruin whatever relationship you have with her, tomorrow text her back but this time don't act like a little whiny bitch

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I’m just going to stop talking to her

I’m not sure why but reading this really gave me confidence and inspiration, thank you user.

12yr old in mom's basement detected

Don't act like a little whiny bitch

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Yeah you should

why would you ever watch the NBA, let alone the regular season NBA? come on dude have some self respect the NBA is literally the worst pro sports league in the world

No idea, man. Never been into vidya.
Did you like the album?

Don't listen this fag if the mistake is forgiven then you can keep being cool with her

Quitting is for sad cunts. You don't want to be a sad cunt aren't you?

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ok, thanks for the advice. im watching derrick rose go OFF.

at a hotel in nowhere, indiana on a business trip so just passing time until bed

and the warriors are still winning the title 16-0 in the playoffs. great league you got there

You need to find out if she is a feminist first with few triggers (trump, men a nd women are biologically different, equal pay) if no particularly scary reaction you should be fine, don't mention the rape and if she implies she fucking hates feminism you're good, mention the rape and she'll side with you. If she gets triggered delete her number and don't even start talking about sex otherwise she'll say you phone raped her or whatever shit she can make up

user if this is all it takes to make you end a relationship, this girl got off lucky. You should seriously reflect on why you seem to have trouble maintaining relationships. In the meantime don't let this drag you down, its not worth obsessing over because it'll ruin your day. Buck up user, tomorrow is Thursday then its Friday and the weekend. Have a good rest of the week.

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I thought we were friends?

you ain't lying. just need to hope they have an injury and my Celtics take em down

He clearly isn't the problem here

>26
>this hot 22 year old blonde girl started working at our place like 3-4 weeks ago
>pretty face huge tits fat ass basically like what the super popular sorority girls would look like
>even seeing her just pisses me off imagining how easy life must be being that hot
>plus she's already ahead of me work-wise because I'm a loser
>hardly talk to her or most people really but hear her talk to this pretty normal big asian guy whos like 29 and they laugh about stuff, its just drivel but this is what normal people talk about, not aspies like me
>she asks him to dress up with her today at work and they take a photo together

just another example of blithering autism that i deal with every day of my life yet im supposed to somehow be "happy" and "outgoing"

its a fucking week night

So hot people annoy you? Get your shit together man

you probably come off like a weird fuck. learn to relax

youre not supposed to be anything, except comfortable in your own skin
just being a functioning human with a neutral attitude is totally fine, everyone knows that some people arent extroverted or happy all the time

based and redpilled

True seems like he just weirdly stares at them while they talk

yeah like everyone here doesn't constantly post about how much they dislike how easy women's lives are. it doesnt annoy me it just makes me more depressed about my own life

Yeah but you gotta accept that people won't like you it'e not because you're "unique" and "comfortable in your own skin" that you are good

My point is instead of constantly whinning about it on Jow Forums go out and do something about it, waisting time on Jow Forums should be for when you've acheived that

overcoming weirdness has failed in every aspect of my life. when i try to overcome my weirdness by "relaxing" and trying to blend more into the background, i get constantly asked why im so quiet. then if i go back to normal weird talking funny self, clearly that pushes people away as well

wrong, i just sit there doing something else because i have nothing to add

yea man you gotta accept that some people wont like you, thats how the fucking world works
i dont like lots of people i interact with but i act like a normal person around them so that it doesnt have an impact on me later on
i understand your frustration with the easy mode beautiful girls live in, but accepting it and not letting it make you mad enough to stew over is better for you my dude

Yea dude I’m not the problem. I literally respectfully asked her about sex and then told her my feelings when she asked me then she brings it up again after we finished talking about it.

I fell asleep

I know this sounds weird but you should take theatre classes, it honestly helps, it helped me, and also make sure you always look hot

I'm glad you know you aren't the problem, as long as men keep thinking that we aint going anywhere

Söy music

>be me
>18yo only taken alcohol and weed
>go out with junkie female friend
>take LSD for the first time
>junkie female friend gets bored and starts snorting coke
>gets anxious and paranoia
>spend whole night comforting her
>only conversations about drugs
>she's starting to normalize
>3am
>suddenly wants to go out to snort another line
>whole trip wasted for a junkie
What's the point? They barely talk and if they talk it's only about drugs.

when i was in high school i was in the improv club for a few years. i was absolutely terrible at it. too much social anxiety to hardly ever go on stage, sucked at it when i did, and never found any of it funny. i also hate any sort of attention so theater sucks for me

the guy youre responding to wasnt me, but i should say it isnt like i sit here stewing over how easy the life hot girls have is. a number of my coworkers are good looking women and i dont care at all. i think it's mainly that she's like 4 years younger than me and is clearly an airhead but is still more successful than me because of my grad school failures, that's why im upset.

but the thing is its clear that no one likes me and never will, so thats hard to accept

At least you know that when you eventually find someone, you'll know that they love you for you and not your body

>someones gonna hook up with her tonight

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I don't have any friends

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Why didn’t you fuck her?

>two weeks ago a coworker was having a going away party at a nearby bar
>i showed up for half an hour, talked to no one, drank nothing (very lightweight plus nervous about looking bad and having everyone record/make fun of me because im the weird guy) and literally ran away when i saw an opening

>there's another one happening this friday because a temp employee's contract is up
>debating on if i should go and actually make an attempt, maybe bring my tiny water bottle of cheap costco vodka i keep in my freezer at home to work and drink a few shots of it beforehand

No no no not improv! That's the worst thing you can pick. Theatre really isn't the same, I swear when it isn't your own lines it make so much of a difference and the other people in your class will be the closest friends you'll ever have

i understand your frustration but its good you dont stew over it man because that doesnt do anyone any good
and yea thats just not true man, trust me, im not a good looking or interesting dude and have had girlfriends that cared about me and that ive cared about
not trying to do some sort of motivational speech type of shit but youre too young to really dismiss things like that at this point, come back when youre like late 30s - mid 40s and then you can accept that idea that no one will ever like you

why is improv the worst? i thought i would be good at it because observational comedy is something i'm really good at i feel like. i easily make people laugh all the time everywhere i go not from telling jokes or stories, but just making comments about shit happening around us or comebacks to people.

It's impossible to fuck a junkie, unless you rape her

Yes I recommend arriving a bit drunk if you are bad with social situations, remember to keep a smile on your face, don't engage in much conversation but laugh if a large enough group is. If someone does start talking to you use the "(answer question) and you?" tactic and always ask for extra details if you can't use that

Well like you said you hated it, improv is good if you are already confident because you have to make your own stuff up and other people know that so it's a lot of pressure if you aren't super confident or care what others think

>youre too young to really dismiss things like that at this point, come back when youre like late 30s - mid 40s and then you can accept that idea that no one will ever like you

dude believe me i have accepted it by now. i didnt have friends in HS (just acquaintances), it carried through college (just knew my roommates and their friends, would hang out, then never speak again after they moved out), and has carried through to work. ive worked the same shit job for like 4 years, basically the longest tenured person in my department but still the lowest level employee because of failing to get into school, have known most people there for like a year or more and dont even so much as text them outside of work. i went hiking with a small group once. and of course nothing even close to asking someone out let alone any sort of relationship experience but i dodnt even care about tha thonestly

ive gone through the most social times of my life, schooling and mid 20s, having nothing. im pretty resgined to say that life is over for me

Hahaha

Third world country, skinny fat and not many social connections.
Where else would I be?

You need to be the one to organise get togethers like the hiking thing you went on then get numbers because you need to send them details, then engage conversation and keep the texting going

That sucks man. Especially with your first time. Take it again alone and do stuff you enjoy. Think about things in your life or whatever and write a little so you remeber. I gained some valuable insights.

I’ve never taken any theatre classes but I’m weirdly good at making things up. People tell me that they never know if I’m joking or serious. Would i be good at improv? Where to start user?

i have 3 friends, literally 3, 2 of them i let live at my house and 1 lives with his wife, if we didnt live together we wouldnt talk because we barely talk with the friend that lives with his wife
my first gf was when i was about 20 but we didnt even have sex, i didnt have sex until i was 27
i have coworkers ive worked with for about 8 years that i only talk to for work related stuff, albeit my job sounds better than yours since i make a good living

all im trying to say is that people have different paces they go at and you never know what happens man, im not trying to out myself as a late bloomer here but its obvious i didnt have a good time in my 'prime' time like a lot of people did
there is still plenty of opportunities available to you but like said you gotta put in effort yourself, and you can find friends/relationship potential when youre a bit more proactive

It depends what you mean by making stuff up, do you mean as in stories? Because in that case you should totally try improv, theres no guarantee you will like it because making stuff up when you are messing about with your friends isn't the same as doing it on stage with strangers and in front of an audience

If you have time left go to your local butcher and buy animal offal or a whole pig or sheep head if they have it. Leave like your bitch sister wanted you to and drive around the block, go get a thickshake or some shit, then come back and quietly unlock and leave all the exterior doors wide open before pulling the fuses out of the fuse box and plunging the house into darkness. Bonus points if you can get shit to flicker on and off a while beforehand. Leave the animal parts on the doorstep and do a lap of the house banging on all the windows before bailing.

What’s the difference? More pressure?