How could we have saved him?

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Its the beginning of the end, bros. The final saga.

holy fuck

And Mewtwo don't forget

chris would just attempt to do the heaviest weight immediately on every set of lifts and go right to snap city.

unless that was your actual plan all along.

We can't even save ourselves

I'm worried if he had the strength he'd try to rape someone

Nah, he'd be lifting autist with a penchant for cock, he'd Jow Forums right in here.

Guys, what happens if an autismo actually becomes really fixated on lifting?
If seen autists be really fixated on geography, music, languages, but never on gains.

Save his young self. Now he just needs a rope

Go to /fraud/ and you'll see what happens.

he was a mouth breather, only mewing would have save him

I really regret laughing at him

Bob was his stepfather, don't blame him for Christian's birth

This actually gives me motivation to lift..

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It's not as simple as getting fit. Some men are built for failure. Even if you give someone explicit instructions on what to do, they still have to have willpower to go actually do it.

Having said that, go back a few decades and the game was easier for weak men. You had to have a job, not be an alcoholic or a gambler. It was socially acceptable to make moves on women even if they weren't attracted to you. The ready made script for success made it easier for mediocre men to come through. You didn't have to jump through the same hoops as now, and the price for failure wasn't as big as it is now. Success breeds success, even if the incremental steps were small, and with time they could perhaps acquire a 5/10 and breed them with 2-3 kids and lead a happy if average life.

Women were also shamed for cheating and sleeping around, which meant that even if they were displeased with their man, there were consequences for acting it out.

In a different time he might have sort of made it. But now, it's a cutthroat environment and only strong survive. So no. He never even had a chance.

There is some hope for this website after all.

>we

I think that when internet laid his hands on him he was already too far gone. Sure, the pranks didn't seem to help him, but he'd still be a fucked up, disgusing creepy guy on his endless lovequest, though maybe he'd still be sitting in the game house playing pokémon trading card game.

While under the influence of Barb there really was no hope if I were to say so. As long as she's there to take care of him and facilitate him there just isn't enough incentive and awareness for him to change his ways.

Apart from not being born or having different upbringing I think that tricking him into changing his diet and lifestyle to be a bit more active would've helped him. Not necessarily change much of his life, but I'd assume it'd help him to feel a bit better and more emotionally stable. Not looking and smelling like a pasty potato would just be preferable.

Regarding to him actually getting fit, I don't think it'd be too realistic, I'd wager he's one of the autists that just can't get into exercize self, I'm pretty sure there's something that just makes them suck at it.

What? Ofc he is his father.

Why do you guys keep posting Arnie, he took tons of roids AND he was governor as democrat.

>he was governor as democrat.
He is republican.

He was a republican and his roids launched him into an A list movie career. I'd do the same thing.

So he's retarded?

Daddy should've let him go to a special ed class and it's unhealthy to grow up in a disgusting hoarder house full of neglect, nor is it good to posess a great deal of information about a wierd autist on the internet that you've known about since 2007

He's a walking complex of neuroses and autism wrapped in a package with about an 80 IQ.

There wasn't much to do to help him, if he got into lifting he'd be a slightly smarter but more autistic version of Jason Genova. He'd never achieve a great physique because he'd be stubborn and refuse advice about his form, do shit lifts for years, and start YouTube fueds with LA Fitness for kicking him out after he was caught pacing back and forth in front of the women's locker rooms for twenty minutes muttering to himself.

Someone would have raped the fag out of him.

Literally who? And how come you guys know this kid's parents NAMES?

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And how his penis is shaped.
And where how he resides.
And his family history.
And basically anything ranging from what allegedly was his first word (monkey), what he does after wanking (he drinks his spunk).

Seriously, if you dont know a thing about Chris, you need to be a newfag. If he is not the first lolcow in the internet, he is the most known one.

Because he's the best documented human in history.

>tell him girls HATE fat liars (although this has been done before)

Chris doesnt think he's fat. He's so delusional he think of himself as strong and muscular. So this wouldn't do anything

>put him in a normal school

He did go to a normal school. Manchester high school. This was probably a mistake too

We should've nuked the cwcfarms a long time ago

>asking literally who, referring to Chris Chan
Damn it's newfag in here today

By killing him in the hopes that he rerolls his character. There never was saving him. Chris is wired wrong. He is a sociopath and a narcissist, quite literally physically incapable of empathy on account of the structure of his brain. Being a guy, a moron and an autist has spared his potential victims.

>teach him basic manners

Such as?

because he's literally the american dream.
some immigrant that could barely speak the language and had a funny accent became an iconic bodybuilder, a movie star and a political figure.
you give credit where it's due and his accomplishments are undeniable

If putting him in a strict conservative family with decent siblings couldn't make him into a worthwhile human being then the only alternative is euthanasia

Arnie was a RINO

He finally snapped didnt him?
Maybe he is being trolled into saying this, or maybe he just went legit insane.

Is the Ideas Guy still manipulating Chris?

Maybe if he didn't get vaccinated he would be normal.

I dont know. Every time I forget about Chris he pops back up even crazier than last time. I think he is gonna kill himself. Video felt like a suicide note tbqh.

If he got polio maybe he could have been president.

i love it this post has removed all the wrinkles from my face

what the fuck is working out here and there gonna do for shim now have you seen whats between its legs

It really blows my mind how he's still going at it.
I remember reading his shitty comics and watching his shitty sex tape like 12 years ago.
Now here he is again, in a new shitty bedroom filled with the same fucking drawings from when he was 10, spouting the same nonsense, except he got into mlp and went tranny.
I can't believe how little people change throughout life.

>He doesn't know Dr. Mike Israetel is /o-o-ourguy/

Dude definitely has some mental issues that come out as genius lifting/nutrition advice and facial tics

He was a republican....

and the greatest epitome of the American dream. First generation immigrant who came over with 3 figures or less, became one of the most internationally known movie stars of all time, THE most known body builder of all time, and a governer of one of the most highly populated and influential states

He may have been a cocky douche at his height, but he was never malicious, and he earned that by perfecting everything he did

isn't that the weirdest part of all? thats how it happens for me too. It's also weird that all this crazy is publicly documented back to his childhood, like he/she could be a really well documented case study on whatever kind of crazy they are

This is actually true.

Chris is a bit of a narcissist
Narcissism coupled with his autism is a destructive combo
Early on
He should have never been this sheltered it blinded him to the world and to himself most of all.

He was as right wing as you could be in Commiefornia.

I give him credit for winning an election running as a Republican in SJW ground zero.

>Ppl with a mental handicap aren't changing
Big if true

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that lady looks wierd