Our prophet (praise be upon him) blackopscel has returned from far away lands and preaches his new message

He's going to end up like Adam Driver. Ugly handsome. He made it.

in no universe is this making it

Attached: d7ilipauzjv11.jpg (768x768, 68K)

Based and squintpilled

why are you posting a shopped photo?

Attached: qLI5gDwZ8Uak55PW3VjGKdi5QFy4qs2DpqPauKin-PY.jpg (768x768, 57K)

He looks like chestbrah now

only a few cm of bone difference

>Jsanza isn’t actually that ugly either, he’s just fat.
Are you a newfag or something? He was skinny in his earliest content, then he started gymceling (with no real result thanks to trash hormonal profile, pic related) THEN he got fat. Getting fat didn't recess his lower third.

Attached: jsanza-gymcel.jpg (960x540, 73K)

and that's not a good thing
and I tell you exactly why

Chestbrah is ugly as fuck.

I agree with that guy, when he was not fat he was just an average guy, he would never slay but he could get a normal looking gf

Here's a pic from when he was skinny. I think he looked his best during the gymcel era, but he's still just bafflingly ugly.
Eggy is actually the best of the three, he has zero dimorphism or sex appeal but at least he isn't offensively ugly like Jsanza (extremely disharmonious) or blops2cel.

Attached: jsanza.png (1023x983, 745K)

delet this

>just an average guy
>average guy
I don't believe I have ever seen a person as ugly as this IRL. You must live in some incredibly inbred town if you think he is average looking.

Attached: jsanza3.jpg (614x348, 35K)

He has exactly the same melted, completely downward grown look. Not a single positive vector can be found in his entire skull. He does look like blops2cel, but that's not a good thing for either of them.

maybe you live in Utupia with genetically modified babies but you can see people twice as ugly with gf every time you go outside, remove the acne, get fit and you have a completely average guy

Margaret, DELET this.

The fuck is this guy?

Is he some guy who shot up a synagogue or something?

dude, how can you be on Jow Forums and dont know blopsincel

Are you serious? In a sane world his lower third would qualify as deformed, there is little to no coherence in vertical and horizontal dimensions, he has very paedomorphic proportion of facial thirds etc.

The only redeemable factor is the eye area, but to take advantage of it he needs something like a custom skull contour implant.

oh, your'e a lookism guy

He should get a better beard, bulk up, and if his hair refuses to have a decent shape get a hair transplant or something. He is already pretty tall. Would go from a 1 to a solid 4.

Eggman looks much better now actually.

twitter.com/1eggwhite/status/1057318240370786305

No, I believe looks theory is largely discredited. But guys as ugly as Jsanza, blops2cel, eggman etc. are just as rare as the top tier male model types. Pretending they are average doesn't really help anyone.

>twitter.com/1eggwhite/status/1057318240370786305
still looks like my grandma

Honestly just coming back from a 6 year hiatus. Had kids now have time to waste again.

what Im saying is that if they put effort into themselves and improved everything that can be improved they would be average and have no problems getting a 5/10 girl

>Adam Driver. Ugly handsome.
His fame made him "handsome", that's not the case with /ourguy/

>coming back to waste time

biggest mistake in the history of mistakes

Eggman was always the best looking of them, his face is very harmonious. The problem is just that he completely lacks masculinity, just look at this tinder experiment lmao.

Attached: zqkqgea1c7h11.jpg (1640x960, 122K)

I didn't say that he looked good. He looks much better than before.

Is he planning to do anything about his fatassery?

>The problem is just that he completely lacks masculinity

That's the worst thing you can have as a guy, I unironically would rather be blopcel or the other guy, at least these have some marginal testosterona to work with
I swear eggie looks like my grandma

Try having six year olds who do several sports. Lots of sitting around in fucking car parks my guy

youre supposed to watch him play the sports so he doesnt become a tranny

Jesus fucking christ, do most dudes not have standards even for a quick smash?

Nah harmony is more important, much more difficult to fix.
Why would he care?

the 80-20 rule is real and what you see there is the 80% barrel bottom guys competing for the uggos and scraps

my girl doesnt believe that girls have it easier on tinder, gonna show her this

I'm far far far from being top 20% of males, and even I don't have to resort to girls that look like femegg.

well, I exagerated but yeah, a lot of guys are like indians on the internet

That's not femegg, that's literally just eggy.

She’s and gymnastics and swimming at that age is unwatchable

Guys you know how the wrong camera can fuck you up, right?

Attached: allsmall.jpg (1628x532, 297K)

Attached: wide-vs-telephoto.jpg (800x298, 70K)

Fuck lads, why is nature so cruel?

Yes we know idiot, it literally doesn't matter.

1 chad for every 10 incels, perfectly balanced as all things should be.

Honestly looks better than any of the 1000 shoops people tried of making him look better.

16mm looks like blopscel

The guy looks like blopscel in general, he has almost exactly the same phenotype just with a fuller mandibular body and slightly better undereye support.

holy shit. just a bit of width

when will our newest prophet return to us tho? i miss him so much

Attached: 1539817199959.jpg (470x626, 54K)

Look at those neck gains.

>webcam makes you go bald
Jesus Christ, no wonder everyone puts a tape over it.

He looks like boomer wojak

Attached: 1540548685267.jpg (1200x1800, 277K)

Is it me or does blackopscel has anice jaw

nope, halo effect from the car, refer to his jaw in OP

he has no face width tho

Yep i'm thinking he is back.

Can you please delete these? Please?

I'm pretty sure they use lenses like that with porn as well to make the boobies and booties look rounder.

he made it guys, he made it

Attached: eggman.jpg (2749x1599, 1.3M)

*sips*
YEP...THOSE GODDAMED MILLENIALS...THEY DON"T APPRECIATE MOPARS...THOSE COMMIE FREELOADERS ARE GONNA RUIN THIS COUNTRY I TELL YOU WHAT...
YEP...BACK IN MY DAY I HAD A JOB IN HIGH SCHOOL BOUGHT MYSELF A '68 CHARGER...YEP...NOWADAYS MILLENNIALS COMPLAIN ABOUT AVOCADO TOAST...

Attached: 1539531335768.jpg (443x455, 96K)

t.
Detroit_Metal_Head_69 on woodworkingforum.com
MOPAR or no car
m14>m16
69 Dodge Charger Daytona
To forgive the terrorists is up to God, to send them to Him is up to me.
9/11, never forget
COME AND TAKE IT
America, don't like it? Then LEAVE

*cracks
*sips
"Ahhhhh... now THAT is a chin!"

t. prey

>don't understand what hunter eyes are
explain what they are please