Do you have any autistic reasons for lifting...

I lift to fight in the upcoming war against vegans

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I’m sure he understands what OP meant you brainless mong, just rightly pointing out that OP is retarded like you and using autistic wrong, even in the meme sense it’s used around here he’s still doing it wrong... could be an ESL faggot but this is an English speaking site so you’re just gonna sound retarded if you are ESL, fuck right off and find somewhere else

Go back to Reeedit you fat incel fuck. This isn't some Ask Faggot thread about shitty sentence fillers that you hate.

Cringe and bluepilled. There's no such thing as a dignified commie as their entire ideology revolves around the complete cucking of society

Jow Forums isnt for commies u faggot

Look up the man in the picture and try to tell me a single politician of either party the US currently has is more dignified than him, faggot.
>Your Honor, years ago I recognized my kinship with all living beings, and I made up my mind that I was not one bit better than the meanest on earth. I said then, and I say now, that while there is a lower class, I am in it, and while there is a criminal element I am of it, and while there is a soul in prison, I am not free.
Or are you more moved by pic related?
Jow Forums is for people who lift u faggot

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>communism
>make world a better place
Yes because past 200412 iterations wasn't enough to prove that stateless,moneyless,privatepropertyless society is not impossible. We surely need a rerun of another genocidal famine killing most of population and then another authoritarian shithole.
Unironically kill yourself faggot.

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>better place

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I want to survive the race war and then create a large white family. I lift because I believe that overwhelming physical strength will be necessary for survival in such a situation, and that heavy manual labor will be a fact of life in a post civil war America.

this
>t. 6 ft 4 ultrachad

Shoo shoo gainz goblin

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How cute. But i dont have to lift for that reason. Being 6'5 is enough to have a big ass hoodie

Yes. I want to be the milkman. The one who delivers the milk to young ladies in their homes.
I already drink milk so I know how it tastes. Now I need to like milk bottles. I can lift 15x9 reps of milk bottles. My friends call me milk truck because of a comment I made about some lady with large breasts. They don’t know I can outloff them and they will be jelly when they see me getting milkies in my milk float.

I lift in hope to cure my autism

>I'm gonna go to the bathroom and literally take an autistic

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When i'm in the middle of a lift and need motivation i think about the following:
>Killing commies
>Killing leftists
>Killing refugees
>Killing gypsies
>Brutally fucking girls i shouln't fuck, to establish dominance

I larp as an ancient warrior for nearly every exercise I do

thats not healthy at all bro, in fact i'd say its pretty fucking creepy

How the fuck is that creepy

>used to be a fat guy, virgin as well
>bite the bullet at 19 and pay for an escort, beautiful thai woman
>blow my load quickly but at least I've finally done it
>over the next 2 years go see her once a month, because I'm fat I'm always out of breath and sweaty
>hate myself so hit the gym and get Jow Forums
>forget all about escorts and get a GF
>dumped 3 years later, got an itch so look at the website again, she's still working so make a booking for an hour
>doesn't recognise me at first until I tell her my name
>"wow you've changed so much" etc..
>1 hour booking turns into 4/5 hours of pretty much everything, feeling her squirm under me keeps me going harder
>doing things that she doesn't list on her profile
>both worn out by the end, she's playing with my chest hair, telling me how amazing it was
>keeps telling me how terrible it used to be with me, how I'd sweat all the time and she was disgusted by it
>cringeing inside but laugh along
>gives me her real number and real name, tells me to call any time

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>talks about some bullshit mamby pamby kinship with all beings
Trust me, I'm objectively better than a majority of people in my country, I only feel kinship with my close friends and my KIN because I'm not deranged. He just comes across as dishonest, not dignified.

I wanna get to bear mode so I can wear anime t-shirts unironically.

I'm happy you've made it user, but dont EVER get involved with an escort beyond casual hookups. I know its tempting, but DO NOT proceed.

>need motivation
>think about killing and raping
Kek , nice

I wanna be able to dress is nice fitted clothing.

>Brutally fucking girls i shouln't fuck, to establish dominance

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Why is that pic so hot? God I need a gf

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The best reason to lift.

>If I'm lucky I'll fight and die
You'll definitely accomplish half of that and attempt the other.

Why the fuck not? I did and it was lit. She'd buy me shit all the time and even stopped hooking without me asking. It didn't last for long and I never took it seriously thou.

Yes.
>train strength religiously
>do only compounds and no hypertrophy to remain unassuming
>eventually be putting up 400 pounds on bench for reps
>at the same time, become a master at boxing
>train privately, only spar with trainers and other gym members, never have name publicly associated with boxing
>the entire time take prodigious amounts of performance enhancing drugs and steroids
>end up Xbox hueg and shredded, with boxing technique that would make Mike Tyson piss himself
>buy a pair of Sock'em Boppers™
>be hanging out with friends, having a good time, take out my Sock'em Boppers™ to goof around
>no one knows I have a right cross that could kill a rhino
>ask someone if I can hit them with the Sock'em Boppers™
>"lol sure user"
>wind up the nastiest punch ever laid out, drill them directly in the temple, brain hemorrhage, dead before they hit the ground
>everyone is screaming and crying, someone is calling 911, sirens in the distance, all of my friends restraining me as I shriek with deranged laughter
>SOCK'EM BOPPERS SOCK'EM BOPPERS MORE FUN THAN A PILLOW FIGHT

Based

It's a female that isn't a heavily tattooed sack of lard. A rarity these days.

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>not wanting amazonian 7 foot gf
wtf never gonna make it

>he doesn’t know about ho mileage

unironically wouldn't survive against sv3rige

Yes I lift so I can breathe well. The real austistic thing is that I have to do it. 2 years ago I've been diagnosed with extremely low calcium levels and experienced shortness of breath. That feeling is now encrypted in my brain and now I yawn or take a deep breath like every 2 minutes. My diaphram gets tired eventually so I lift to raise my vo2 max so I don't have to take more than say 5 breaths to get that satisfaction of a yawn or a deep breath.I either lift or stay awake all night gasping for breath. I also masturbate a lot so I guess the loss of minerals might have a role in this.

you forgot to add literally

I just like lifting heavy things desu

Well that's just retarded.

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I lift so one day I'm a role model for my kids.

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Ahahah.
That's funny, I posted in the last "autistic reasons for lifting" thread about how I imagine killing communists with my bare hands. The last time I was imagining driving my thumbs into Che Guevara's eyes and smearing his blood on my face while he screams. My fantasies about killing filthy reds are the edgiest thoughts I've ever had. I'm a good natured person but have nothing but hate for inhuman communist scum, I don't wish the shit I'd do to commies upon any human.
Can you please post a pic of your face? I've had fantasies with majority of known commies by now.
>make the world a better place
Hang yourself. Or better yet, kill your commie friends and then hang yourself.
Even if you'll gain popularity and start a revolution user, we'll come for you and you'll be screaming for help wishing you never fantasized about this shit and just stayed in the gym.

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whats with his gay hand

lighten up, comrade
youtube.com/watch?v=dr_g23qi9hg

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I have some, but mostly I want to lift to look more masculine while letting my hair grow and doing things I like doing, like playing magic and watching cute schoolgirl anime

Not a bad reason tbqh

Because when I stop lifting my whole life loses order and direction, I fall back to beta ways. I cannot explain it. It’s like without that sense of accomplishment I get super depressed and give up without even realizing it. All I know is I’m not actually happy or confident unless I’m taking care of my health.

Shit, I wanted to get matching hoodies with my gf. One of my bros did it with his gf, and sometimes they wore it at the same time at parties and friend reunions, cute af. I wanted the same, to cuddle and shit while i wear the hoodie with my gf. We broke up 3 weeks ago brehs. I wont find a 5' big hazel eyed beauty as her :(