Anyone still a virgin after lifting and improving their appearance by 90 percent?

I'm too autistic. Even back in highschool when I was a dumpy moron I had girls chasing me, I usually fuck it up and its depressing me.

No but my dance skills got me laid a few weeks back.

I was an autistic fat virgin before Jow Forums. Now I'm an autistic jacked Jow Forumsizen that has had sex with TWO girls!

Don't listen to the virgins, you can gymcell hard enough to make up for lack of personality.

I went cocoon mode last year due to depression and lost touch with all my friends. making new friends is my top priority right now so that I can go to bars not alone.

Not him but i got a handy for first time the other day from one

>go get massage
>shady AF
>girl is hot as shit though
>super touchy and asks me to get naked
>gives bad massage
>flips me over and grabs my dick
>asks if i want fuck or mouth
>tell her just hand cause i have gf
>lets me touch and suck her titties while she gives me the best handjob ever
>tits were fake as hell but nice
>cum in like 2 minutes
>says i cum strong
>afterwards she dresses me
>tries to kiss me on the lips after but i turnedaway

10/10 would do again. Cost $60 for massage and $80 for handjob.
Want to fuck but id feel bad for cheating on the gf and i dint want to catch anything.

90% of Jow Forums can get laid easily, no doubt about this.

The other 10%, of which I am part, can't because they're disfigured, genuinely autistic or don't live in America.

yes me

Ha, Never seen the meme but that shit sums me up lmore than I'd like to admit lol.

yeah, Dw, you'll figure out the womens. just know they ain't shit really. Their no more interesting or special than your dumb ass, don't get so caught up on a pretty face, always be a gentleman till they give you a reason not to be one.

fake: a girl asks user to fuck
gay: user doesn't fuck her

is it bad I'm a virgin at 25?

My problem right now is my friends are anti social as fuck. They very rarely want to go out, meaning I don't have the opportunity to meet girls.

Have you been trying to get laid?

If youre that insecure about virginity just pay a hooker dude

27 here and honestly couldn't care less.

>seeing this girl since the summer
>says she wants to make it official and a relationship
>2.5 weeks later she breaks up with me
>week after breakup she's with another guy
Women are a meme lads. She said I was perfect (tall, decent face, ottermode, great dick and fuck, intelligent) but she broke up with no real remorse or reason why. She said all of her friends thought I was perfect too. What bothers me most is I really don't see where it all went wrong and what happened. Maybe because she was quite immature. I told her I don't want to see her or talk to her ever again. Did I overreact? Anyway thanks for reading my blog

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Perfect is boring
bookofpook.neocities.org/#ch-20

No, but I tell everyone I’m a virgin anyways.

>lifting
>improving appearance by 90% percent
Strong delusion

Went from 3/10 (genetically good looking as tall and face, but absolute neckbeard with long greasy hair 0 self-care and massively overweight) to 8/10 (6ft4 240lbs 12%bf). Even at my peak, it took me 18 months to lose my virginity and that was when I got pissed and fucked a hooker, because the mental and social damage of not being a chad growing up takes a LONG time to fix.

Female psychology is truly amazing. Maybe I have to let my flaws out more. Thanks lad

You aren't 8/10 you fuck. Even if you had a 5/10 face with those body stats you would be able to get laid whenever you want. You are probably a gymceled and delusional 3/10.

handjob is still cheating you fuck

Perfect is boring. You convinced me. There are other chapters in the link you posted. Any recommendations?

The secret of the jerk is also good

>"The third way is to find a man with variable testosterone levels, who can be both stable and nurturing when you want him to be and yet become a muscle-bound, bristly gladiator when the need arises. This is sadly more easily said than done."

29 here too
after we both become wizards you wanna rub cocks together in a completely heterosexual manner?

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Nope.

Kek, I was slaying slags back when I was a "chicken strips have protein so they're healthy" DYEL. Lifting just made it so I don't have to be as funny/put in as much effort to do it

If Chad fingerfucks your gf till she squirts it's not cheating either I assume?
Degenerate fuck

my friends now are saying i could get any girl i wanted but lo and behold im still all alone and dont talk to anybody else and nobody talks to me

>don't talk to anybody else
Well there's your fucking problem dude. It might sound retarded to say it's as simple as you're not talking to any girls, but even the chaddest of the chad have to at least look them in the eye and say hello before the girls get on their dick. If you're that awkward, you have to go up and talk to them even if it hurts. Even if you fuck up so bad they laugh in your face. It's like if you were fat and you just started lifting. You're gonna be sore for a while, but you'll get over it and make gains. But you have to actually try, you can't just sit there and wait for one to come along and ask you outright to fuck.

there arent that many girls in my circle and i got rejected by this one
also im not really a party boy so most of the people i meet are in class

That level of narcissism isn't healthy bro

Lost virginity at 22, since then have had sex with 5 girls, have gotten a job at a bar where girls look and talk to me all the time. Just be social lads

it isnt me saying it i think im ugly as shit, but one buddy of mine was like man you can get any girl you want just kiss them and i was talking about how this girl was super cute to this other friend and he said ''i dont have a chance but you could do it''
and some other dudes also said something like that

The girls in your friend circle aren't the only girls on the planet. You're making a fucking excuse cake for your pity party and it's gonna kill your game gains. Bitch.

and another one was like if i were a girl id kiss you and his gf was like if i wasnt with him id kiss you too
its getting kinda weird really

lost mine at 17 with a 7-8/10 face but 6'0 140lb stick. manage to get a fwb then a decent girlfriend.

just started lifting so I'm won't be a stick

what the hell this is choice

Howdy, pardner

Yes. Being strong makes it easier for me to defend my virginity from anyone who tries to take it from me.