Thot at work says I’m big enough

>thot at work says I’m big enough
>she says if I get any bigger I’ll be too big
>disregard what she says and increase caloric intake by 400
>there’s no such thing as too big

Am I on my way to making it?

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No, you’ll just go from obese to morbidly obese

I’m not fat though. You’re not some faggot who believes in BMI are you?

She's saying you're a fat cunt, OP. Hit the weights, get a clue.

Post body.

shes jealous and doesnt want you to be the office hottie because youre putting in the effort and if you go past her and out of her league she's gonna feel bad so shes doing some psychological warfare to try and hinder you
do you even woman bro?

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1. Women have no idea what they want
BUT
2. You can be too big
BUT
3. Unless you're roiding A TON not going to be too big ever unless you're fat

So how big are you?

Yes

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The only way to get too big is with steroids.

BMI is real for those who don't lift.

This sounds crazy enough that it must be true

women ARE crazy

looks like you passed the shit test congrats

It probably is.
Women just work that way. They see you achieve what they cant so they get assblasted and jelly.

>You can be too big
show me a man who is "too big" and truly you'll show me a man who is a twink.

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>see workplace thot talk to creepy beta
>kek
>she tries to be nice to him, later tells me so he spares her life when he goes on a rampage
>she said he’s trying to eat to get bigger

Girls have no idea what too big is

Every time I've gotten bigger I've been told not to but they keep loving the results more and more

Then again I'm only 210lb 10%bf at 5'10, not exactly a monster, but more muscle mass than 99% of young males

>hooking up with tinder girl
>keeps feeling my chest and biceps
>"wow, your arms are massive"
>"did you play sports in highschool? you have the body of a football player"
Th-thanks Jow Forums
I guess I really am body dysmorphic

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Winter is all about being a big boy. If you dont have to get new pants, you are doing it wrong.

Yes, consume a 1000 kcal surplus and leave humanity behind

She's negging you

>Implying I haven't been wearing parachute pants all the time

>he doesnt bust through his parachute pants

Fucking twinks I swear

5’11 and ~215 lbs. trying to bulk up to 230.

You're on your way to homoland

epic cringe brah

Lol

BRAAAAPPP

> bushy eyebrows

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>under 6 feet
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

based

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Disregard thots acquire gains

She looks like she fucks black guys.

also there opinion changes almost instantly once they see the results

>Then you say: "too big for you"

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Goodbye

>tfw Jow Forums is changed to /dys/ - Body Dysmorphia

Imagine how much this board would improve.

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godspeed

DISREGARD THOTS

BMI is real,you just need to post your bf% with it.

>Jow Forums - Where DYELs think they're big and Big Guys think they're small.

It's funny cos it's true.

most women or even people in general have no idea the amount of work it takes to get bigger, that's why you'll get nerds that say "I don't wanna lift weights and get too big"

Achieve grizzly mode, op.

>Not replying with "Y-you too"
missed opportunity.

>unless you're fat

Women give weirdly terrible advice about how to be aesthetic to women. I don't know if they're trying to seem less shallow or just bring everyone else down but don't listen to them.

Wamen are scared to want what is outside of womanly conventions. They want big sweaty fur chests , not spineless twinks.theyre just afraid to admit it because they think its normal to like bieber types.

>you have the body of a football player
sounds like a massive slut 2bh

>hes fucking a girl off tinder
ofc shes a slut thats the point user

disgusting and haram

I'm regularly chuckling, when I as a traditional Catholic, see muzzies through their primitive nature make women affraid enough to not slut around and dress like hookers.

Oh god, imagine being the fatso who wrote this up thinking it sounded epic. Sort yourself out for fuck sakes.