/hpv/

It's enough if one of your degenerate parents kiss you as a kid.

>Is there anything men can do to manage a hpv infection to minimise the risk of cancer?
you can get vaccinated

>went down on girl other night
>throat is sore

AM I DYING LADS!??!

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As I understand it, a vaccine is useless once you already have the virus.

Certainly good advice for the virgins though.

Are you seriously licking or eating or what ever you call it the hole between a woman's legs? This is quite the submissive behavior and i think that this comes from mommy issues that quite many guys have nowadays as a result of single mothers. I have never been in real life asked about something like this nor have I done it willingly as it is pure submissive mans behavior, on the other hand I have women suck my knob on the regular as it is in woman's nature to like submissive behavior. Care to explain what makes you want to lick the hole where several men have dumped their loads before you thought of touching it with the tip of your tongue? Do you not realize that you enable std transmission this way?

Tastes good

Going down on pussy is a terrible idea. Go down on her asshole

it's only submissive if you do it because a women wants you to do it. If you enjoy making your girl squirm and like eating pussy, go to down.

enjoy your hepatitis

I’ve been vaccinated for hep A/B and tested regularly , i’m good bro
C is hard to get

grug want lick pussy

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Are you lifting for womans pleasure as well or is that a different thing for you?

I lift for a lot of reasons, a womens pleasure is definitely not one otherwise I'd be single digit bf and not a bloatlord.

is it gay if i want to make a girl i like feel good
real question

Yeah it's super gay, dude. Better go suck some cocks to get rid of that gay aura.

Licking pussy is how you grow pussy

They can’t test for the hundreds of strains nigger, enjoy the cancer

beta if you HAVE to do it.

based and redpilled

nothing wrong with helping a bro out
fuck women tho

Couldn't care less

only gay if you suck her dick

fear of catching one of these scares the living fuck out of me i wish a loyal clean girl would just come out the wood works for me but theyre imaginary like the tooth fairy or santa claus

hi elliot

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>Santa claus
>imaginary
Who do you think puts the presenters under the tree you idiot.

The trick is to not be a pussy-eating mezzofinook

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holy fuck me too

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Unironically yes.

bro yall should kiss no homo tho

I'd like to think it is just because it is flu season and every other person is sick

dont fall for the pussy licker meme my man

Going down on pussy sounds nasty. Feel bad for you straightfags.

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Only closet homosexuals and beta handbags have to or want to do it anyway.

They're not exploding but we are seeing more cases of young people getting oral cancers most likely due it since the average age for oral cancer is 50-60 and usually it's heavy smokers and drinkers.
t. junior maxfax surgeon

>vaccine
>as soon as it was approved
You’re retarded, cringe and bluepilled

this

60-70* sent too soon.

probably JIDF that didn't even vaccinate.

nbcnews.com/health/health-news/silent-epidemic-cancer-spreading-among-men-n811466

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What, it was already approved for women. I want to train myself against as much shit as possible.

sure thing faggots.
Enjoy aids.
Homos deserve to have their head stomped.

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That's depressing I was going by our UK rates cancerresearchuk.org/health-professional/cancer-statistics/statistics-by-cancer-type/head-and-neck-cancers/incidence#heading-One which wouldn't be described as exploding i'm sure we'll catch though.

catch up*

Planet full of beta faggots
Faggot

I have HPV, the genital warts kind.
It's a true curse and it haunts me every day.
I have scars from when I cut the warts off with a razor in a fit of rage.
Ive turned down so much pussy because of it.

All it took was one drunken night.
Now I am disgusting.

Wear condoms with hook ups only go raw with your GF.

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You 100% already have non-genital HPV. Even if you never had a wart breakout you are definitely a carrier of HPV, practically everyone on the planet is.

what are you compensating for?

>the majority of this board has it that is (or has been) sexually active
y-yeah ha-ha-ha

>tfw clean

Got the vaccine. Also I don't sleep around with random thots.

You do realize your body will cure that shit naturally? If you don't smoke and have a good immune system, you'll be free of it in two years max.

If you're infected with a handful of specific strains the vaccine can help. But with most strains, ur fucked.

>muh aids
Are we back in the 80s?
Enjoy your HPV though

>what are you compensating for?

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Megadose vitamin C you retard. Salicylic acid and freezing until your immune system naturally kills the virus.

I'm not convinced.

t. khv

thank god this isnt me

HPV isn't sexually transmitted. You get it from touching doorknobs or walking barefoot/public showers.

>until your immune system naturally kills the virus
[citation needed]

>virus
>alive

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what is a mega dose of vitamin C, what kind of C.

Find me an amazon link,
appreciate it user.
This shit drives me crazy

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Lads, a while ago I slept with some random slut. Few months later I notice these red/white perfectly round bumps on my junk. Go to doctors, they tell me it's HPV. Go to two dermatologists, they say it's not HPV but MCV. Used some treatment they gave me and it was gone in a month, never had anything similar again.

The bumps were always perfectly round, and most of the time red and tiny. They had a central yellow core that showed up as they became more developed. A couple of them were white in color and a bit more oval shaped, but always smooth. Any chance this was actually HPV or are public healthcare doctors just retarded when it comes to skin conditions?

I'm beginning to hate sluts

Take AHCC, 3g a day. That's normally 5-6 tablets since dosages are 500-600mg per tablet.

google genital warts hpv, look at images. See if it looks the same.\
How have you not fucking done this yet

Isn't it though? It can propegate, adapt, etc.
I know it can't propegate alone but neither can a botfly...

a virus is just dna

>AHCC
amazon.com/s/ref=nb_sb_noss?url=search-alias=aps&field-keywords=AHCC

This shit its like 60$ a bottle.
I thought you said vitamin C

I've done that. It doesn't look similar whatosever. But the doctors told me "oh the images you see on Google are extreme cases, it can take many forms". That's why I'm asking. Personally, I've never seen a smooth looking wart in my life before, but that first experience with the doctors telling me it was HPV really got to me.

>Having sex

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>public healthcare doctors just retarded when it comes to skin conditions?
A GP just assumes what he sees most commonly in a given demographic and decide what is needed for further treatment, that's the whole point of separating GPs and specialists.

I'm a different poster. Yeah it's expensive, but it's been shown in studies to help with clearing HPV. Vitamin C is good too. Stuff like I3C and Selenium also helps supposedly. Just depends on how much you're willing to spend.

ill spend the 60
is
this
amazon.com/Mushroom-Supplements-Immunity-Medicinal-Mushrooms/dp/B07FQX36JV/ref=sr_1_22_s_it?s=hpc&ie=UTF8&qid=1541094915&sr=1-22&keywords=AHCC

the same thing its only 20

No, there are no living cells and they have no metabolism, in fact they are not mechanistic at all but only react to their environment.

I thought hpv didn't do shit to men and only women could get cancer from it?

The idiot GP told me they couldn't be molluscum because those always have a central dimple. Dermatologist then told me that's not true at all, they only look like that in later stages.

It's also why I just go straight to the dermatologist and haven't seen my GP in over ten years. The "you need a GP referral before going to a specialist" thing is a complete lie.

It can. It's causing a "silent epidemic" of oral cancer of young men. A notable case was Michael Douglas, who while not young, got cancer from eating pussy.

Wheres my eats out hookers bros at?
~goes down on hookers crew~

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What the best way to restore penis aesthetics from years of beating off till your dick is raw.

Dont judge, ive been deeply depressed and isolated before and did some damage.

Is there a way to rebuild penis skin health?

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HPV causes ovarian cancer but does nothing to dicks. Now that eating pussy is more common than ever we found out that HPV also leads to oral cancer.

Good call. All of my experiences with GPs have been awful. They are clueless most of the time but double down even when proven wrong.

No idea dude, gotta look at the ingredients. If it doesn't say AHCC on the bottle I'm not sure if I'd trust it.

at the cancer ward

Moisturizer. I wrapped my dick in tape as a child and it got all kinds of fucked up and discoloration.

doubt.jpg

Everything I'm reading on it says it's extremely common, but transmitted sexually.

I thought there was still the possibility of penile cancer and genital warts?

This. Licking pussy makes men look weak.

t. tries to prevent bf from doing it regularly
(liking it is no excuse)

That's reasonable for a rash, but it's a bit stupid if you have no clue about what it could be. Bit stupid to demand to see an oncologist because you found blood in your poop and webm told you you have like 3 different cancers, when it was just a hemorrhoid or anal tear.

faggot