>"wow user you're so big do you go to the gym?"
>"Nope"
"wow user you're so big do you go to the gym?"
Austin Walker
Jonathan Smith
>w-what..? How are you so big and strong then?
>i work around the yard a bit and help my parents with the groceries
>oh...
Connor Price
>wow what do you do for those big muscles user?
>just bouldering and swimming
Lucas Garcia
>I pickup and put down fat women a lot.
Ethan Ross
>i just walk my turtle twice a week
Kevin Myers
>just wii fit and eat green tomatoes
Brayden Baker
>zumba twice a week
Nathan Martinez
>I just eat my veggies and run twice a week
Parker Johnson
>10 pushups every night before bed
Samuel Parker
>i just play movie charades with my friends sometimes
Leo Gray
>i just masturbate with both hands
William Thomas
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Lincoln Rodriguez
wii fit + zumba
Anthony Stewart
>i just carry my grandma up and down the stairs
Evan Smith
>yes, I spend 12 hours a week at the gym
Brody Walker
>i have a 5lbs kettlebell i swing around 5 minutes when i wake up
Evan Reed
My go to is yoga and Pilates
Ethan Barnes
>I do some push ups every now and then
Owen Ortiz
Im big from all these feels I have to carry
John Garcia
>I sometimes do situps
Connor Thomas
>I just play football with the lads on the weekends
Christopher Thompson
>i just eat healthy
Andrew Rogers
>I order the diet coke with my mcdonalds
Blake Lopez
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William Davis
>i just eat ass
Luke Kelly
>I played some Tennis when I was a kid
Bentley Fisher
>user you're so muscular, do you work out?
haha no I don't, I guess it's just genetics
Alexander Kelly
>I just take the stairs and eat subway
Easton Russell
>work out for two hours every day
>eat nothing but chicken, rice and broccoli
>tell everyone that I don't workout and eat mainly pizza and beer
Aiden Allen
I unironically like people who dedicate their lives to fitness then turn around and shill bullshit magic beans to normies
Nathan Bennett
>nope, I just do chores around the house and carry groceries into the house every week
Juan Johnson
>bouldering
Samuel Russell
PT?
Elijah Brown
>wow user you lost how much weight?
>260lb
>how did you do it?
>zumba and wii fit yoga
Elijah Gray
>wearing fitted clothes for once
>Jesus dude have you been hitting the gym?
>yeah go most weekends
see? easy and believable
Jose Jackson
I just play a lot of wii fit
Hunter Parker
>"wow user your turtles so big do you walk him twice a week?"
Brayden Perez
All normans should be lied to and scammed. They deserve it for the way they live.
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Brody Hughes
Smart boys. Admitting to working out at all marks you as a total subhuman.
Dominic Barnes
What are you supposed to be
William Baker
>I played sports in high school
Dylan Allen
>I fuck janny's mom for exercise
Xavier Sanders
>I just have sex with my girlfriend and stay pretty active because of my rich social life
Parker Peterson
>i guess i ate my greens when i was a kid haha
James Jackson
imagine being so beta that you won't own up to your hobbies
Brody Lee
Why was my post deleted?
Gavin Kelly
who knew there were so many /tv/-Jow Forums crossposters
Adrian Hernandez
Test
Alexander Peterson
Change that filename young man.
Ian Sanders
the point is to make other people jelly that you have a good body with little effort(hide your power level)
Oliver Mitchell
>I just take my bike to work instead of driving
Jeremiah Lopez
Based and fit.
Daniel Jackson
>I just woke up like this
Isaiah Jackson
>Nah, I just don't drink soda
Daniel Taylor
>I just will it to be
Justin Roberts
It got deleted again. What is it about this picture that keeps getting deleted?
Zachary Morris
Daily reminder to NEVER tell the normies you lift.
Logan Myers
>help my parents with the groceries
>deadlifts 50 gallon barrels of mashed potatoes and manwich to satisfy his parents gargantuan appetites
Liam Butler
I like the ten pushups bit because normies will simultaneously imagine this is true and at the same time think it's something they can do.
Adam Wood
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Expressing dedication and sacrifice makes normies feel insecure
Asher Sanchez
Julian Foster
What happens when you tell normalfags that you lift
Brody Jackson
Their insecurity comes out and they start badgering you about all your life choices, especially diet choices. They'll try and get you to eat cake and candy and shit.
Or they'll keep trying to work out and get tips from you but they'll never follow through with it.
Levi Baker
>being so beta you are scared to tell people you lift heavy objects up and down
Isaac Jackson
Normies don't give a shit about you. They ask if you work out or not in order to judge you on how you use your free time, not because they are interested in your hobby.
>He spend all his free time no wonder his body looks so good
>I can do the same thing too, but I don't have time to workout all day
Nicholas Gomez
>at halloween party
>get in group discussion
>present is a guy who's about 2-3 inches taller than me
>we both work out, but I'm still visibly more buff than him though
>conversation goes on and on and eventually happens upon how to go to gyms
>he starts talking about how he works out maybe 2 times per week, if he has the time
>"omg then you have to go like very day user haha"
>mire noted.gif
>"nah, I just used to work at this warehouse and got to lift pallets every day for a couple of months, just stayed that way since, heh"
>mfw look go to the other guy
>mfw looks are not impressed
I fucking love fucking with normies fucking serves them right for being normies
Ian Bennett
This:OR they'll have these anti-muscle memes about how muscles do nothing or are bad for your health or mobility and will slow you down
OR they'll say girls don't like muscles.
0 good comes from telling normies you lift.
Cameron Price
It's not about being beta, it's about not being autistic and realizing telling normies you lift doesn't help social relationships one bit.
"But it da TRUFT"- yeah and it does fuckall for you to express that.
Alexander Reed
>i have roach-borne protein synthesizing symbiotes
Jose Taylor
and also never actually do it
Noah Richardson
>I just eat protein powder and shitpost
Nathaniel Ramirez
>how are you so big and lean user?
>diet hack bro
>dumb fat Fortnite playing bitch at work asks me about my diet
>Literally all you need is a meat and dairy heavy diet. That’s literally it. It’s not even expensive.
>tell her to drink a quart of milk a day, ice cream, bacon, eggs, burgers, and hotdogs
>tell her the only junk food she can eat is “dairy” based like cheese its and cheetos
>as long as her dairy and meat intake is higher than her carb intake, the pounds will melt away
>bitch gains fuckin 13 pounds in a little over a month
Joshua Gutierrez
wii fit and zumba baby
*flex a 'cep*
Austin Green
This is my go to
Gavin Powell
>Fitness
>Hobby
Choose one nigger
Daniel Turner
Nathan Brown
Big if true
Ian King
One of the jannies started identifying as a thot.
Nolan Cook
Exactly. A beautiful, infuriating limbo for the normies. You can never be wrong because they'll never do it yet it seems so easy they'll feel badly for not doing it.
Chase Collins
It's not the picture, incel, it's that you keep making low quality posts. This is sort of an allegory for your life lol
Gavin Hill
>incel
Nathan Taylor
>thx, i made the switch to whole wheat bread 6 months ago
Oliver Butler
>Hahaha what's the point of lifting when you're gonna look like this one day? (OldArnold.jpg)
Gabriel Long
>At a Halloween Party
>Thinks he isn't a normie
Be proud of who you are, user. Why do you want to be a loser robot? It isn't a fun life.
Alexander Ross
>Wow, user. You look like a bodybuilder
>Oh I have been lifting every day for 8 years and I do massive amounts of roids, bulk for months and then starve myself until I can see the veins on my abs each year
>Just did SS + GOMAD
Liam Lopez
>bf asks me what I do at the gym
>meme him and say salsa and zumba
>"Omg user I do that too! Let's do that together next week!"
>mfw I actually don't do any salsa or zumba
What do? Zumba class is next Tuesday
Carson Young
Climb onto a car and jump down with your knees locked. That ought to make you too injured for Zumba
Josiah Lee
>I've just always had good metabolism
Sebastian Bennett
Cringe
Cooper Bailey
>Haha yeah it’s just superior Anglo genetics. I really can’t help looking this good
Josiah Martinez
>nah i just switched to a standing desk at work
Brandon Williams
Is there a less extreme solution? Like milking his dick until his legs give out right before zumba class or something
Nathaniel Adams
Normies eats this shit up every single time. Kek
Cameron Taylor
Kek
Hudson Hall
That doesn't actually happen
Knee injures DO happen all the time
Asher Green
>the incel cries out at being named
Every time
John Bennett
>Why yes I do!
>*flex like Arnold, wait for her to touch"
>if she touches, pretend to cum in pants
>if she doesn't after 5 seconds, skip and prance away making a high pitched cackle like daffy duck just got his tail caught in a blender
Cooper Bailey
Trips confirms.
Give normies a goal that's really easy but JUUUUST too far away for them to stick to to call you out on your BS.
Kayden Hernandez
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Luke Ward
Is it a bad idea to even mention having a home gym? Or that I used to be VP of my uni’s powerlifting club?
Do girls actually buy the “I just go jogging occasionally” meme?