Have you ever taken a shit so big it scared you?

Have you ever taken a shit so big it scared you?

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No but I've taken so many shits in a day it scared me

Not scared, I'm not scared by anything. But certainly I was very surprised

One time when I was in second grade I took the shit. THE shit. I’ll always know it as that, it’s too significant to be “a” shit. It was the shit, the shit that reduced me to tears, the shit that showed me the way.
>be me, second grade
>go to take a shit
>sit on toilet and do my thing
>feel it sliding, think “man this feels bigger than usual”
>it comes to a fucking halt like it hit a wall
>my asshole begins to have a punching pain
>the it literally will not budge
>I looked down at the water and saw the reflection, it was just a large black mass and my asshole was gaping
>this thing was the size of a football
>anytime I moved, breathed, coughed it would get pushed but wouldn’t move, it pained me so much every time
>i started panicking thinking I was done for, fearing my asshole was gonna rip
>I tried calling for my parents, but they couldn’t hear me
>at this point my stomach was aching and I had tears in my eyes from the pain that now rang through my entire body
>I thought I was done for.
>after I cried for another 10 minutes, I knew what to do
>I manned up, grabbed my balls (both figuratively and literally) and reached down it’s my other hand and started scooping
>I was able to plunge up to 3 fingers into the turd at a time. I still had tears streaming, but I clawed and scooped.
>claw and scoop, claw and scoop, claw and scoop. I scooped my way to victory.
>finally I removed enough to pass the rest of the shit and it came plopping out
>I conquered that monster football turd, I learned what it means to be a man at 8 years old.

It's never the solid ones that scare me. It's always the liquid ones that take like 20 minutes to clear out. I always check to see if I shit out my intestines

Based and eventually rediplled

I'm staying at a friend's place and just this morning I took a massive shit that wouldn't go down. Luckily it was before everyone woke up. Had to grab it with a plastic bag and stealthily throw it into a bin outside.

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oh my, I'm guessing this is also when you found out you were gay

That's what my shit today was like. It wasn't diarrheal but it came out as a bunch of solid chunks and resembled undigested oatmeal almost.

It was so big and thick, yet not solid, that it clogged the toilet at my job and I spent like 5 minutes plunging.

Yikes. This happened to my grandma's shitzu one time, without the scooping though.

The biggest shit I ever took was also one of the fastest I can remember. I had eaten an entire roasted chicken an hour before. I sat on the toilet and then almost as soon as I started shitting I heard the loud bang of gas propelled mass. And like that it was done. I expected to see a diarrhea mess but when I looked at it it was entirely solid and the entire toilet was filled. I honestly didn't think it would flush right and I regret not taking a picture of it.

>post story about how traumatizing the pain in my anus from a giant poop was
>HURRR DURRR YOU CLEARLY LIKED IT

it's just a guess user, no need to be so defensive

one time i took a shit at work that was so big it clogged the toilet, the manager of the place had to go get the plunger and unclog it

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>take a shit
>it was really big
>long and thick
>see it
>grab it
>taste it
>"man i should be a niggerlover. i'm good with big dark stuff from my ass"

Yes, it was after a bodybuilding show. I went to a Chinese buffet the next day and went all out, then took a massive shit and literally bled after (or I guess during). I went to the hospital and the doctor laughed and told me I had an anal fissure from a huge shit.

Yes, I've taken that shit.

I've also farted with such sudden volume, that my ears popped as the escaping gas slightly pressurized the room.

This thread made me remember the time I shit out undigested chunks of watermelon. And I don't mean just the seeds but the fruit itself. It still had its red color. Never had that happen since then and I'm not sure what caused it.

no but i used to work in disability care, and i had to look after this one tard about 50 years old. dude was maybe 5"2 and skinny af, but he had diabetus and was on a super high fibre diet and was mega constipated. one day he took a shit in the toilet without flushing and then i had to go in and give him a shower. no word of a joke, he musnt have shat in like a week, it was as thick as a can of coke and maybe a a meter long the bowl was literally so full tat if i were to drop the lid down, it would be proppeup up on shit. dark times, friends.

Anyone ever take a really big shit, look at it, then think that a penis that size could fit in their ass?

Shitzu? Don’t you mean Shitzcant?

Oh Christ, it’s not just me then. All my shits are either one of two scenarios.

>1) Rabbit-Poo mode, loads of conjoined Malteaser size balls

>2) Starts off with one fucking HUGE cable, followed by a few smaller ones, then nothing for around 10mins, before getting a second wind and blasting out a few more of the smaller ones.

The problem with scenario 2 is that the initial main tube is getting bigger and bigger. Yesterday’s was legit the size of a Sip-can. It protruded about 2inches out the waterline and when I looked at it I was amazed.

Yeah, the other day I had one where the moment I sat on the toilet a turd slipped out with no effort, but it felt like nothing, then I saw it and it was a giant log so big that it was sticking out of the water

I think my record is I remember taking shit that was so big and so LONG that it actually looked like it was equivalent to about half the length of my fucking arm. When I flushed the toilet it wouldn't even go down and it backed up.

I had to use my plunger to get the toilet to flush.

>sit down to shit
>feel one big turd plop out
>hear one splash
>stand up to flush
>two identical length and diameter turds looking back up at me

Strong

Off the top of my head I can only recall taking one massive shit in my life that scared me.
I had to use the toilet brush to break it up because the fucker wouldn't flush. It took two tries just to get that thing outta there.

I had been really constipated for a few days and had just come back from a workout doing deadlifts and squats (which were kinda painful now that I think about it).

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I once had really bad diarrhea and every time I went to shit it was a different color of the rainbow, like bright neon.

To this day I still have no idea what the fuck happened.

one time me and my friends were drinking and after leaving the bar we went to mcdonalds. so i was going to take a piss and my friend who was coming out of the bathroom said have fun. when i got in there i looked over and there was a turd at least a foot and a half long on the ground right in front of the sink. ended up leaving a pissing outside

I get more scared when I don't shit after more than 3-4 days in a row

After not shitting for days and eating some lentil curry I shat my toilet unironically half full with shit sausages. I honestly thought it's never going to flush. I felt like a new human.

t. petite butterfly

One time back in highschool I like didn’t poop for a week and when I did I almost filled the bowl.

Yeah.
>pic semi-related

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Liver disease.

I took one the other day that was massive. Went from the bottom of the bowl all the way to the lip of the toilet. My ass hurt like hell the next day. Gotta make sure you take fiber if your gonna take kratom.

>He gets scarred by his own shit
Never gonna make senpai