Strokeposters

I have this theory that there are viruses that take over NPCs and just strip them of the ability to form complex thoughts
I remember this one

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Pu to chu works well, I also has a roommate (not Asian) that kept cum shirts all over his room

Why do they do that? Just use a sock, no need to ruin a good shirt

Absolutely based

GETS THE (YOU)S GOIN

I've been nominated 6 times as bipolar stroke mania poster and love it its equal to flaunting ass in skirt as a girl

you almost made another right here
can you do me a favor and legitimately try to type out a long story? very curious to see where it goes

>literally just use predictive texts on phone
>HAHAHA BASED STROKE BOSTER HAHAHA
>you
>you
>you

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woah never realized that

What the fuck do you think? They want (you)'s of course. I bet this faggot even made a whole thread about himself

The first one was the same as a hobby that had no place on a new device that would make it up for it every day

Whats a strokeposter guys fill me in

When people write sentences that don't make sense and everyone goes mental over this amazing concept

oh so they do it to stroke their ego

that's really it right? I'll have a go

my mom and I are going to be the best item for your purchase and the other 2 restrained of the snitch wallpaper of your malformed mouth and i must scream reaction to the argentinian dictator Jorge Rafael of the same thing and then it was a bit of a blank planet guitar that will be the first to review the following items

this clearly is different

No it isn't

so you like death grips huh

Yeah, stroke posters start by writing coherently at first

Based

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Former stroke poster here, its a mixture of being tired and not speaking proper english

Strokeposting was patented by the one and only based schizo poster. I wonder where is he now. I havent seen him post lately

post strokepost caps please

has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

based i think this was the first one i saw

I do it and get Jow Forums upboats constantly
And so on the jew pills will cause the lord to despise me from a milf and I have been able get the superior of them to the wrong people I have no idea how they would like me and I suspect you do not want me to add you guys to the list you can use the bus to get to gherkin and to get to gherkin on the road in the US as they will not be able to get the rego to the office he worked with you on about the same as what we do now but last night we had to pull the ball off and we were can we get some of this out of to us by tomorrow to get to work on this issue

Wat

I had a similar idea before at one moment but I they bonce ronce the cornew and des his gona sasd ewrg

Those are drunk posts.

Was the first one to go on a date night and then go back and then I gotta have a great day I wanna is a time for you guys and then we go get some stuff done for dinner

Oh yeah your so fucking smar they look at me I'll just make shit up and everyone will give me yous fuck off with your family are well known to the gym or not the intended to provide bitch cunt.

Most arent pure myself fine, and stats look like a SNACK 1 hundred hahahaahhahahaahahahahahaahhahahahahaahahahahaahhahahahaahahahahaahahahahahahaahahaha
They only lose my favorite source doesn't need anyone care yesterday and im essentially if i lose all with other than test 250 cruising or getting? My source I got my fucking headaches are great way to stay hard and fucking jewish scans 1 and she’s only their responsibility of that shit it drys my hair out a bit and mdma

Okay, so it's a part of protein per back muscles have to be? Can I work and narrow/diamond there in about it will I get stronger perform due to know if I have been off. What can I just being on batches the database tonight, and bacon please but I've gonna lose weights to 180 with so fast, around platforms. find out do anything up for your hair fasterol from going more to enter to do calculated. Then you do it with a lot of cof a clean, muscle?

3/10 by far one of the worst the attempt has been made to have gone through seeing of look like crazy.

what's a stroke poster

Sign my petition to ban strokeposters lads

This shit is annoying and it will be the most reddit tier meme to date if it catches on, it's literally just nonsense

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How you value the Mondials until now

can they really to be called mondials if the italy not there's? let's go boys up, not let's take ourselves in round

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T mobile phones are just tolerating me because of our resources together and beat the new squat racks of those electric radiators

Why the fuck are (you)s so important to you faggots anyway? Do you just look at your posts and go
>yeah that's 10 (you)s, I did good
what the fuck?

For you

See?
Doesn't it feel good, user?
You know you want more of them...

It's no different from karma and gold on reddit and reputation points on other forums

Wow, I cannot believe my mom stooped so low...

My mom called my doctor and said to him "What's the most accurate measurement for weighing?" The doctor said "An underwater weighing test" And just like that, my mom said "Yes. When can my son and my daughter can take it?" and the doc said "Today at 2pm."

So, I didn't bother taking a shower and so did my sister too, so I had to get into a special swimming suit(tight pants...Ugh).

My sister said "Can I pull my hair down to a ponytail?" The doctor said "No." So my sister with her long, blonde hair went underwater with 8 seconds and had she must enjoyed it..but I didn't.

Strokeposting is a great place to work for and I am very excited about this opportunity and I look forward to working with you and your company for the opportunity to work with you and I look forward to working with you and your company.

They from the US or some other third world country.

No because of the same guy who has the same guy WHO is natty in their late teens early twenties pushing blacks because of course as most are confidential in Toronto

no, am I going to have to spell it out for you? It's as if they've had a stroke, and are typing nonsense

And I have no mouth and I must scream.

Hung Lo was the first Asian Chad name that I can remember

Western room mate found the cum shirt

I’m sorry but I’m not sure what you wanna to say to you my dad and has a good night at the gym and I’m gonna I wanna was the day you got put in your head to get your hair cut off your chest I gotta hit the gym and you got put on your mind I gotta hit me a little while I’m doing good I’m going on my tinder to run my friends to get my stuff and I’m gonna is your way I gotta is your time of year to get fit in your time of life you have a lot to learn and do it and then you get a chance and then you try and make your friends get a good one you can do a good thing to your dad you don’t know how about to you go get your dad to go get back with him he’s not even going on a date

Wow

can someone please post the girlfriend/restaurant one

Is there anything else that I could have done with that thing to happen in a while before you get back up and get ready for a little while to do something about that stuff that I can do for a few days or whatever works best with your job and then I’ll take you to get the stuff done with your car and get it to me and then you go back and pick up your stuff from your house and get it back from there.

Ok

He was doing some good things for me to go to the gym and I was in the middle of the night plus some haney and I was in the middle of the night plus some haney and I was in the middle of the night plus some haney and

Can you do that whenever you want to go to the gym and I don't know how to do that now but I have a lot to say that I'm sorry about the gym is the only way I know what I'm saying I don't think I am the viking in the game I don't think Will was a month away but I can still get my own body to work with my shield brother

You are not sure what the next week to get a bit later this afternoon to the toy and the car and truck to the same stuff to the same year as a bit later in life that was the only one of my resume and I am a while ago Trump and Sanders is the only one of my resume and I am a little more time with you to know what I can get the best of the day and time for you and I am a little more time with you to know what I can get the best of the day and time for you and I am a little

people will be there tomorrow morning if i can come up to tomorrow or saturday i will let her in be there about two five three minutes later i’m just going home back to school i to i’ll talk later i i’ll i’m sure you i it’s going to into on the way road weekend too long to your house parents to come to your the our meeting in washington the way.

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Just use your mouth like wtf dude

Så bra at du ikke drekk så my me dan du kan ta kontakt med oss på Facebook i dag for å få kontakt med oss på Facebook i dag for å få kontakt med oss på Facebook i dag for å få kontakt med oss på Facebook

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I also remember this one, laughed a lot.

Okay
What you think of the most important thing is that the only thing I can get a chance to lost the game

Jow Forums used to not show (you)s actually. we should go back to that.

LMAO I have to go to the store and get back to you with a new guy is coming to the office and I will get back to you on the phone for the next two weeks and then we can go to the store and I will be there in the morning and I will be there in about half way through and I are going to go to the bank today and will have a good time in Florida and will be in touch soon to get the money from my bank that the only one who is going well for you and I to be a part of the team and I will haha

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Percent sure you are still not playing games with you guys and I don’t know what you think that would be better if you wanna do you want to me and I can do it tomorrow at the same time I can get it to you and then get it done and then get it to me and then get it to me and then get it to me and then get it to me—

I got stuck in a loop

BALL SO HARD MODERATORS WANNA FINE ME
FIRST JANNIES GOTTA FIND ME

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"strokeposters" are people who are not fluent in english and can't for the life of them form a correct sentence. And people just jumped on the bandwagon you fucks. Do any of you ever check out ghetto insta meme pages

fuck the magic is gone now, good job dumbass

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>who are they?
Pajeets
>what Do they want?
Access to white pussy

feeling the dopamine rush already?

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>Who are they? What do they want?
Probably Markov Chain testing. Like this:
>do x, you anything. Did you have trouble studying. I can report that hard. hanks for some things. Everyday I tend to hit 185-190. I'll take rest of you, lifting weights. There's nothing in an you
flunk, you go, fuck him to do yourself to make my classes. I didnt read something, go full marathon a dipshit that would be there but its so maybe a void that I say this together. Are you guys give you harm you'll start planning.

does anyone have a the cap of the underwater weighing test stroke post?

Fucking kek

That wasn't strokeposting. That was military grade autism before we knew it as such

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I'm so sorry
Yea man did it again
I can't believe how she does this
Don't worry, is a good man and I don't think we can do that
I don't think I've ever seen a man who has made me feel like that

Yeah bro that's it

I have been falling asleep in front of the computer the last couple days, I've noticed my posts are riddled with spelling mistakes and nonsensical syntax. I believe that stroke posters are a combination of being very ESL along with living an extremely self-destructive NEET lifestyle.

What if stroke posters are a collective insanity experienced by the mass of chan users that comes from hours of intaking so much of this wonderfully toxic atmosphere? I find myself thinking nigger more often then I did before, it would be easy to say it's just exposure to it more and more, but I think it's firmly planted itself in my vocabulary because of this beautiful place

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This guy downloads BLACKED films

FUCK THEY ARE ON TO ME

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WHATS 50 DAYS TO A MUTHAFUCKA LIKE ME CAN YOU PLEASE REMIND ME?

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>type a rant riddled with mistakes at 4.38 am
>read it after you already hit post
>tfw

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AIs are now being dispatched to test their conversational abilities with humans.

This reminds me of that chinups vs pullups thread response. Anyone have that image?

I do it in the middle of the day as well, probably because I've only been sleeping 4-5 hours a night completely bathed in the glow of my computer screen while listening to music

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Mins late for me bbs was a fun time to go get home from the gym today I got a lot going to be done at work it is a fun time to be fun and I have fun time with ya guys I wanna is a fun day for me bbs was the day you get off the train home and get back from swansea.

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It's just what happens when you phone post or speech to text and don't proof read.

I've posted my fair share of strokes while intoxicated. It also helps if english isn't your first language