Where's your "functional strength" now, Jow Forums?

Where's your "functional strength" now, Jow Forums?

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but that dude weighs around 130 pounds. He probably has the strength of a 12 year old.

What do you think functional strength is exactly?

>strength of a 12 year old
>double kongs a 12 ft gap
pick one
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pls kys

This gif and the stabilization makes that look so fake.

nice cope rippetoe

How is he able to jump that far?

uh oh, i think i left it in your moms pussy, let me go get it.

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115lb Twinkcel running away from the food police. Not impressed.

nice

a grown male weighs at least 200kg and strides across that small gap with no need for silly tricks

He's light af and has strong legs

Shakey cam and editing.

if that's real I'm mirin explosiveness

Explosive muscles

frog quirk

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Probably fake , his initial jump wasn’t at the right angle or nearly forceful enough and he’d have to have like 500 lb bench lockout and pull up strength

peak cope. there are plenty of videos of this guy hitting massive double kongs - hes literally world-famous for it

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>parkour
The french have developed a very nice martial art.

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>00:19-00:30
cgi, you can tell by the pixels

he is a big guy

Freerunning always MAXrekt's the buffhead because he doesn't actually have any passion besides trying to show off

>the food police
kek

> storror
> cgi

these guys have thousands of hours of content online. is it all fake?

plus if you've ever done a double kong (you haven't) you'd know that distance is possible but difficult and ballsy

He's a chief, a bud, a captain.

if you look closely you can see the blood splatter is literally square pixels

Lanklets btfo.

>so... what do you do in life?
>i jump further than the average human being

lmao imagine being proud of this

>>so... what do you do in life?
>>i pick u0 things heavier than the average human being
>lmao imagine being proud of this
at least jumping is fun and involves skill and balls. lifting is sub-minimum wage imigrant work

How functional is it when I gun him down?

No one knows.
It's just a marketing term for being a powerlifting gym bitch.

the fuck was that shit at the end?
>we don't need anymore bombs

scissoring i think

Wtf

Oh so he has a running start, the OP gif didn’t show that, it looked like a one step jump there

Now that it's so easy let's see you do it

Daily reminder that you aren't fit if you don't do a sport

lmao at the cope comments of bloatmaxxes who can't pistol squat or reach their toes with their legs straight

It’s not easy, obviously. But if that guy were that good, he would participate in long, triple or high jump

not ghetto enough for these wiggers and mulattos

TWO HUNDRED POUND MALE

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Begone mutant

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I can pick up the kegs at work instead of having to run back and ask for help, or roll them, like some of my other coworkers.

That's pretty functional I guess.

>be me
>at gf's house
>her dad asks me to help carry a fridge inside
>do like 90% of the lifting, but let him feel involved
>tfw mired by my gf's dad

we're all gonna make it

imagine being proud of doing retard work