Mire thread

Mire thread
>Be at a veterinary seminar
>It's about small-animal CPR
>He goes to show us the basic positions of resuscitation on smaller dogs and cats
>"You can still use two straight arms as before if you like"
>points to me and classmate (we hit the gym together)
>"These guys should avoid this method though. When they would press down on a cat with their bodyweight, they would kill it"
>Girls giggle (90%) of today's vet students are female
>Rest of the guys smirk and mire

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>happy about killing animals

Yeah well done OP

>girl I work with
>ultra-pregnant but normally 10/10
>we’re good friends
>asks me to move her file cabinet over to a different wall
>says she wishes her husband would lift with me
>I tell her I’d be happy to help get him started
>”that’s just the kind of guy you are user, always helping people out”
>she put her hand on my lower back, just a little too low
>boner no
>bounce out, don’t talk to her for a few days because weird
>assume she’s not getting the attention she normally does because preggo
>see her today
>low cut outfit, swole milkers peeking out
>small talk
>”ugh my tits are just trying to escape today”
>sarcastically roll my eyes and say “yeah I’m sure everyone here would hate that”
>she sticks her tongue out and licks her lips and bites them while making eye contact
>I smile nervously and walk back to my office

Off limits, bros.

bump

>married
>with child
>acting like a whore

She sounds great

Look at this shit. Didn't know feminists started browsing /fit.

Yeah, +1

Most of you are toxic masculinity personified, get a grip and stop fucking up our planet

She’s really funny and a good bro. I’ve known her and been friends with her for like 9 years, we went to school together.
But hell no, she’s a thot sleeper soldier. I’m sure she hasn’t cheated on her husband but I bet she would, given the right circumstances.
Doesn’t change that she’s hot as fuck and knows it, and doesn’t really mind putting on a show.

Based off limits poster

Seems like a waste to me, wonder if the husband knows.

I’m sure he does.
She’s got like 5k Instagram followers.

wait for her marriage to inevitably end in divorce then fuck her brains out

That would only end badly. She claims to have never used a contraceptive. I’m fine with being work bros.

Coworker mired me hard the other day. I thought she was a lesbian tho.
>Shootin the shit with everyone on night shift
>People are laughing, new hires getting more at ease
>Coworker sees me wince, asks what's wrong
>Explain how I tweaked my back squatting
>We start sharing stories of injuries from sports and shit
>Tell her "I've got this big click in my right shoulder, put your hand here"
>Rotate, *click*. "Damn user! You should get that checked out"
>Her hand is still there
>Suddenly she's squeezing and rubbing my arm and shoulder
>"Damn...Look at that, you're all muscle"
>Gazes into my eyes with an unmistakable look of lust
>spaghettispillin.png
>"Uh yeah haha thanks haha"
>Texting today and she said how many girls would be after my "beard and biceps" if I showed off more
Are lesbian mires a thing? Maybe she used to be bi or even straight? Wtf happened bros
>pic related is how she looked at me

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Plot twist, the girl is a dog and you are dr dolittle

>Started dating a new girl
>Always hold hands when we walk
>She hugs my whole arm while holding my hand
>Always squeezing my forearm and bicep when we walk
>Had no idea what she was doing until it clicked when she said she loves my big arms

First time anything like that has happened to me, i don't even this i have big arms.
Could i actually be making it?

There's no such thing as lesbians.

>be me
>be hairy but not turkroach hairy the majestic kind
>be swole and on a pump
>religious sister says that I remind her of Samson and that I’m an image of strength

One of the best mires of my life unironically

Seems plausible
Thanks based Milo poster. If she came onto me I'd definitely smash

Now's the time to put your baby in here belly so you can keep your genes unaltered

Quite a few lesbians still sleep with men on occasion.
I found that out after one was hitting on me at a party, but since I knew she was a lesbian I thought she was just being a super friendly bro-chick. Friend told me afterwards she was trying to wrangle me into a threesome with her and her hot as fuck girlfriend.
Felt like an idiot

Based. Wish I had the self-control you do.

Keep the Samson bloodline pure, user.

Interesting. Further research required

>be me
>Yesterday's
>Little gym brobi took under my wing teaching him the ways of the /fit
>Doing biceps curls with heavy weigts over 50kilos
>Little bro finishes his set that i told him to do
>Damm you really are strong
>You think i could ever lift something like that?

Damm he just started this week but it's tge first mire/compliment from little bro.

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You did the right thing, user.

You gonna give us a link or what you absolute chode

good bait

Good luck defusing that shit user

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You're a good man. Next time tell her husband. The whore needs to be put back in place for her childs sake.

Wholesome.

bump

just do her already. if you don't she's gonna end up hating you and it'll be wierd at work. don't let morals hold you off, she's already a whore and would just go to the next guy, you're not doing her husband any favors

Based user
There are no 10s though, only 9s with attractive personalities.
This slut should get a double point deduction for being a pregnant, married wannabe whore.
Hormones are no excuse for being a debased degenerate.

Thank you for the motivation friends

I bet that feels so nice

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Bad bait is bad

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Honestly, user...

THIS x infinity

Thanks man.
We just ate lunch together in the break room, literally nothing is different, she’s just flirtatious as a (women’s) hobby.

I think some people on this board are so repressed that they want to shoot their shot on every single attractive woman they see.
You guys should know that attractive women generally have attractive women friends. Don’t go for the low hanging fruit. You can get coaching from attractive women you’re friends with to meet their friends.

T.probably older than you

Seconding

>working a youth event
>Most are awkward undeveloped teenagers, not interested
>One sticks out, she must be over 16, yikes, she's ahead of her years, could be a model
>She can't take her eyes off me
>I feel awkward about it, yet she's way too pretty for me to ignore
>Eye tag throughout the night
>As she leaves she finds a reason to physically turn her body around to sneak another peak at me
>Now I understand the older guys that I hated who dated young girls that were my age. Feels good.

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Pregnant and working? Trash and poor husband.
She should be taking home preparing for the child and her husband should be providing enough to support.

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That's nice user

>walking to class at local community college
>group of special needs kids walking ahead of me
>slowly overtaking them
>one of them is the kind that loudly repeats a sentence over and over again like a broken clock
>overtake the group
>suddenly hear "he's buff!" "he's buff!" "he's buff!" behind me
>one of the guides quickly shushes him
>manually walk the rest of the way to class

Really not sure how to feel about my first mire

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A good amount of "lesbians" are larping, especially in college. I've known 3 girls who have said that they had a "lesbian phases" for a year or two in college. I think its because instagram/tumblr really romanticizes lesbian relationships to get away from "toxic masculinity". They try to buy into it to be trendy, but of course hormones always win out.

Wholesome Christian mire

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Sauce on The z animu?
How much cute wife action is there?

>marrying an insta-thot
The guy has it coming to him desu

I come here for "girl look at me" mires, not full blown feels

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>before test in nursing school, sitting with some fellow idiots trying to cram
>all girls bc 96% of nursing majors are girls, shocker
>some are going over ezpz bmi trying to remember the different levels
>girl asks me if i already know bmi
>yea
>frustrated, asks "what the fuck is yours then?"
>girl across from her, "his bmi is fit"
>spaghetti exploded out of my eyes and ears "uh, i don't think that's on the scale"
not really a mire but the closest i've gotten from a relative stranger

She's not a virgin so it doesnt count partner.

why become nurse and not doctor