Does Jow Forums have scheduled depressions?

Does Jow Forums have scheduled depressions?
Like, for example, next week I will be depressed for 2 days.
Does /fit do this?

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are u a woman?

You fucking what.

What?

Yeah, ive had it at least 8 years and schedule it for another 8.

What? Depression is 24/7, you just can't switch it on and off.

Dumb tripfag

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Yeah, I expect it mostly on weekends / holidays and birthdays.

How does depression become scheduled for a bit more time with the general program to the toy store and get it in a car crash

Depression don’t real, dumbass.

Are you the user who’s cutting and having seizures?

lmao no but maybe i should, is it nice?

strokeposter strokes again

Yes. It feels good to have such emotional control over yourself. Within just a few months of practice, you will be able to make yourself feel happy at any given time, even when the situation you're in is dire.

Almost impossible to know exactly when and how it emerges. And if you can sort of snap out of it that easily and literally schedule it then I wouldn't term it depression anymore.

Eat fresh fruit and vegetables, go outside every day and stop masturbating for 2 weeks. Some people have actual depression but for most people it's self inflicted.

Eating fruits and vegetables, going outside, and not masturbating will give me depression???
Back to the ol' heavy-r then.

one small feeling down under the weather to failure every Friday

haha

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Nigga just get help

Not really scheduled, but I occasionally get a few days of deep melancholy once every few months. I just wait for the feeling to go away.

not exactly depression, but after a very stressful or mind intensive period I will have a day where I simply lay down and rot watching TV and eating some treats to turn my mind off

I wake up the next day feeling much better

>Does Jow Forums have scheduled depressions?
You don't have depression faggot

not really
I can jump with joy and energy and want to kill myself only 1 hour later

Lmao nice

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Same here wouldn't call that depression but i have a cycle when i feel like shit/good and it's not sport/sex/exhaustion related.

Markov chain pls go

It seems like the key to no longer being depressed, is to stop scheduling it.

What does a womans asshole taste like Jow Forums? im really curious

Tart.