Is there a place online where I can anonymously send Doctors a picture of my anus and then they call tell me whats going on down there?
A part of my anus, like right near the hole, is swollen, I don't know if its a hemorrhoid or butt cancer or some other weird thing. It's really strange and uncomfortable.
If I could just show a picture of my butt-hole to a proctologist or something they'd probably be able to tell what it is.
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Just poke it
it's 2018 Doctors need to start accepting pictures of peoples buttholes online
Why don’t you just go to a doctor faggot
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Definitely a hemmorhoid.
isnt this health and fitness? is health a separate board now? I need medical help and im not going to a doctor and bending over
Post a photo of your asshole here and someone will diagnose you
I would but I dont want get b&, this guy is making idle threats
what do i do?
Why? It’s literally a doctor’s job. They’ve seen much worse.
This user here is most likely correct. You have pressed to hard while shitting and one of them popped out. You should go to a doctor and get it fixed or it will start to hurt. Also, eat more fiber and only shit when you feel the shitsausage coming, without pressure.
Post asshole and I’ll diagnose you
I dont even know how to even say it. I go into the walkin clinic and the lady at the front desk will ask what is in regards to so they can tell the doctor. Do I just say I need someone to look at my butthole? I'm way too embarrassed to say those words
Lmao you do realise a proctologist literally looks at assholes all day, right? Are you that autistic that you’re embarrassed even though you clearly need medical help?
>Hi I need to see a doctor
>ok
>Hi user, what can I help you with today?
>I am feeling some swelling around my anus, I am worried
>ok let me take a look
this. doctors have seen waaaaaay worse than your hemmroid you dolt.
i had that exact thing. looks kinda like a small pink swelling and hurts. i just ignored it and it went away after a week or so.
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Say "I would like to speak to the doctor personally about it".
You can't ask for a family doctor? They won't ask why just give you the date and the doctor will tell you what specialist you need.
Also, you can say you have hemorrhoids in the desk without more details and they will give you a date for the anus specialist.
As a computer technician I can tell you specialists always spect that the clients triage is not remotely realistic.
He needs a proctologist (ass doctor).
OP. This is your chance to make an epic thread. This may be your only shot to have a screen cap of you reposted for decades, and all you have to do is post a pic of your asshole on Jow Forums.
>Asking a taiwanese rice field harvesting forum instead of a doctor
My life-long experience as a doctor says it's faggot cancer, you'll probably die within a year
No he doesn't
A doctor will literally ask a bunch of questions about it, is it painful, is there blood in stool/on toilet paper etc etc. And will probably be able to diagnose it without even looking - just like Jow Forums has because it is very obviously a haemorrhoid
>i had that exact thing. looks kinda like a small pink swelling and hurts. i just ignored it and it went away after a week or so.
I hope mine just goes away because im super uncomfortable about having to talk to a doctor or nurse about this
>it is very obviously a haemorrhoid
ill just order hemorrhoid creams and stuff on amazon and hope that works without the need of a doctors input
Yeah, but depending on the state a cream isn't enough in which cae he needs to proctologist which will bind a plastic ring around it till it falls off or cut it off and sew it shut.
t. had a couple myself
just go to the fucking doctor
holy shit you are a pussy and a retard
C'mon op post anus picture already
When I was younger I didn't drink anything but soda and milk and often developed something called perianal hematomas.
In english that means my asshole tore over and over from constipation until I eventually developed a large blood blister on my anus.
Don't pop it
Just drink more water and it'll go away
It might not even be a hemorrhoid but a perianal hematoma. From my personal experience it can occur if you overdo the valsalva maneuver during heavy compound lifts.
Mine got swollen, then it popped, bled like a motherfucker and then just healed by itself.
If you have swamp ass, put lotion on after you get out of the shower and clean up your diet.
OP I'm a nurse and believe me, health professionals see, hear, smell, feel and generally deal with a lot of stuff you probably have nightmares about. Are you really gonna put your health and risk (because it might actually be more than a harmless hemorrhoid) because you're autistic?
just a hemorrhoid. sometimes they hurt, sometimes they itch like hell. Don't spend so long on the shitter. if you must sit down for long periods fix your posture (chest up, hips tilted forward by squeezing lower abs Like you're grinding your waifu). preparation H is godlike. had one so bad once it was like squeezing a full size duck bill between my cheeks.
Congrats on losing your virginity op
Yes, you are on that website now.
Link us to your angus OP, we'll sort you out.
>i need medical help
>im not going to a doctor
such a fucking retard, I've lost count of the times I've said I'd be rich if I got 2 dollars each time a retard like you asked for medical help online instead of going to a doctor. I'm going to actually start counting now so I now have 2 dollars thanks to you.
You probably have an abscess there, it's super common. Expect it to get super painful and inflamed and swollen until you eventually pop it or it bursts.
But it's just a hassle to see a doctor. Making an appointment, driving there, sitting in the waiting room with the other sick fucks. Nah, that's just not for me, bucko.
go to a doctor faggot
get salve for hemmroids, take ur time when shitting ,maybe stop heaving lifting (can cause hemmoids), eat less bread, take walks after ur meals, drink fennel tea, and buy pic related to sit on
Op I know EXACTLY what you have. I suggest you book a specialist visit ASAP. Minute clinic and urgent care won’t help you, trust me.
What you have is perianal cyst which can and most likely develop into a fistula.
If you get fistula, good luck. I had 2 fistulas and I had to get seton stitches to cut trough it and let me tell you, it wasn’t fun. I was hospitalized for a week and was on oxycodone since it was so painful. Forget sleeping since you can’t lay down flat and put pressure on your bum. My god, shitting is the worst part. Super painful to shit and you can’t wipe either, you have to crawl to the shower ( if you have a bath and shower combo lifting your legs to clear the bathtub is very very painful) and blast bloody poop particles that dangles between your ass and the stitch.
Also, if you get deep fistula that goes through the sphincter muscles... good luck op. you will most likely get bowel incontinence from post op.
Twink saliva has been shown to reduce swelling. It is the only way.
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act fast dumbass op. longer you wait, more chance you are giving your body to develop fistula tracks
OP, I can relate. I've been dealing with hemorrhoids for about 5 years because I don't want to see a doctor about it.