>at halloween party
>get girls snapchat
>take her out
>we get italian and go back to my place
>fuck (with protection)
>after second date we are laying in bed and she tells me she has genital herpes
> I freak out but she says its cool because she is on constant medication
>I take her home soon after
>mfw
Lmao bros and she was sucha cool chick, wrap up, cross your fingers, and dont fuck girls you met at parties. This is going to be a long 2-4 weeks
Sexual health thread
Jonathan Parker
Jack Perez
One time when I was in hs I asked the autistic kid if he ever had sex and he said he’s still looking for a bodyguard. I asked him “what for?” And he said because he needed protection.
Ryan Flores
Hi dad, didn't know you browsed Jow Forums
Robert Martin
Am I the only one too embarrassed to eat infront of a girl to take her out for food?
Ethan Gray
P E A K A U T I S M
Just dont eat like a piggy pig and you be good
Justin Butler
Dude im so paranoid about stds. Im going out w this girl tonight that i met at the bar last weekend. I want to eat her out but im scared :( what do?
Michael Thomas
>Met girls in real life who’ve asked to have sex with me
>met girls on tinder who agreed to meet and fuck
>can’t cause I’m catholic and when people ask me if I’m a Virgin I sound pathetic
>”y-yeah but only cause I’m Catholic!”
Juan Williams
I guess I gotta work on my manners :)
Gavin Miller
Get dental dams and eat her out without fear of getting an STD
Wyatt Miller
Jokes aside I prefer to just dig in to my food and not talk while eating. It’s chompy chomp time not talky talk time.
Cameron Perez
>not using meal times as an opportunity to demonstrate your oral prowess
Connor Mitchell
OP here Lmao dont eat her out
Jeremiah Brooks
Lmao maybe ill pull my flashlight out and do a thorough inspection then make my decision. Na youre right i prob shouldnt eat her out. But she's skinny and skinny girls have such nice vaginas :'( fuck man such a dilemma
Brayden Gutierrez
if you have sex these days, you're gonna get herpes
Brandon Scott
Enjoy your dinner along with the certainty that you will never fuck this girl or see her again.
Ryan Ortiz
and hpv
Welcome to the game bro
Dominic Gutierrez
Speaking of sexual health!!!
Found out my gym was owned by a registered sex offender because he fingered and stalked a twelve year old! No wonder Fulcrum Fitness PDX offers child care....
Alexander Russell
It's 2018. 50% of all girls age 20+ have herpes. And like 5% of all guys.
Alexander Perez
never eat out a chick youre not in a relationship with, Unless you want that herpe face
Charles Richardson
So, whats the plan to avoid this Shit? Demand every girl you get with to hand you STD test results?
Luke Perez
Just tell them hey I'd like to fool around with you but I'm on chemo so I need actual proof you're clean. We'll swap std-free paperwork and then get shiggy
Dylan Foster
Unironically yes
Alexander Foster
Why would a good catholic be on tinder? You're dangerously close to sin user.
Jordan Davis
Wow...wait what? FUCK DAT
Kayden Parker
Literally yes
Brandon Murphy
You probably have it to unknowingly.
Henry Bailey
Like now or before i met her?