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Girl just messaged me this week saying she miss her period. Is this a false scare/shame tactic, she said we could do it raw because she was taking birth control pills.
I’ve ghosted her ever since we fucked.
OH NO NO NO
LOOK AT THIS DUDE
Babynames.com
What do you think she is trying to shame you into?
she probably scammed you bro, just give her plenty of vitamin c and celery
still it might be this"Taking birth control pills is an effective way to prevent pregnancy and treat many medical conditions. Since the pill works by introducing different hormones into your system, it can affect your menstrual cycle. Some women may have lighter bleeding, and others may skip their periods entirely.
>said she was taking birth control pills
You didn't cum in her did you? You're not supposed to, even on birth control. Surely someone has told you this by now.
A relationship.
Not funny, my family is catholic, i would get disowned unless i marry her.
Admit something horrible, but untrue. Like an alcohol problem or some shit.
Then watch your problems disappear on their own
hahahahahahahahahahaha
>believing woman
Same happened to me until I remember the fact that I came in her mouth. God bless you past me
Did you pull out? I've been successfully pulling out for 3 years with a girl who takes the pill.
I'm really worried that one of us are infertile, but maybe I'm just really good at it.
Never do it raw unless you're dating her and see her take her pills.
>Is this a false scare/shame tactic, she said we could do it raw because she was taking birth control pills.
I've had lots of chicks just say they've missed their periods. Periods all came days later.
>tfw you want to get into milfs because you can do it raw and creampies without feeling paranoid
anyone with this feel?
I've been nutting raw into a girl with an IUD for a few weeks, kinda scared bros. I've felt the string so I know there's at least something up there
you dun goofed
you wrap your dick in fucking tarp for random sluts, you only go raw when in a relationship with someone you trust, preferably someone on birth control who agrees on aborting that shit out if baby happens and the time isn't right/you're not ready/you don't want kids yet/ever
there's also the plethora of STD's that random cock carousel riding girls have, minimize your risks man
one advice i got from my friend's older sister was to never trust a girl that says she is on birth control if you are going to fuck after just one night out. She told me women are fucking crazy
>girl on pill
>coitus interruptus
technically this is called doubling up but coitus interruptus has been termed the worst birth control method by science. those pills are saving you
>You didn't cum in her did you? You're not supposed to, even on birth control.
Whoops
I'm pretty sure this advice is as old as time itself, yet here we are practically every other day.
Stop believing women when they speak of any of the following:
-their past relationships
-birth control use
-and what they want in a man
i meannnnnnn, cumming inside feels real nice tho. and apparently everyone is stupid enough to just believe it when they are close
makes me remember once that some slut took a birth control pill on the bus when we where going to her house, and she made sure that i knew it was a birth pill control (she told me), which made me paranoid as fuck and i bailed the fuck out about going raw
thing is, after a while she went pregnant with another dude, and the birth pill was just a facade to trap someone
>I’ve ghosted her ever since we fucked.
you also ghosted your son too you scum
You're posting a smug image as if you won one over on me. Enjoy your child support.
What do you call this type of woman who warns you of other women?
I used to cum inside this one girl all the time and she was on birth control. She never got pregnant so I really don't know what you are trolling about.
>I don't know what you're trolling about
I legitimately gave good advice and you call that trolling?
a typical woman
>Good advice
Elaborate on why you dip. I'm sure everyone realizes birth control isn't full proof and its possible to get someone pregnant. But based off my own experience, the pill has never failed me.
> I'm sure everyone realizes birth control isn't full proof and its possible to get someone pregnant.
You literally just elaborated for me.
You're welcome.
Allies
>i'm not like those other girls, i'm an ally teehee
Just eat the cum right out of her pussy, you faggot.
i always found it disgusting in porn when a guy eats out a girl immediately after cumming inside her. like wtffffffffff
Call her bluff and tell her you're sterile.
A broman, just like a bro but it's a woman
Glad you cleared that up for yourself.
Been cumming in my gf for years
no baby yet
why is every post with this asuka cosplay skank a shitpost?
See, I went to a christian high school. Well, it wasn't really christian, the girls were still sloots, but they hid it pretty well. Anyway, we had this coach who taught bible class. This guy was really into following "the old customs" like in the Old Testament. One thing he taught us that the Jews believed (and the Jews are G-d's chosen so you have to believe them) is that when you have sex, you're married. That's about it, I don't really know where to go from here, but good luck with the rest of your life user!
She wants abortion money user. Just tell her you'd be happy to raise this bogus child. She will soon let it go.
jesus christ you retard
have you never heard of crazy whores doing shit like poking holes in condoms, getting the cum from the thrown away condom after the guy leaves and shoving it in herself, lying about being on the pill? All this is done to get preggers and force you to deal with it in some way they desire, marriage, child support, false rape allegations, etc.
>wasting vitamins and nutrients
not gonna make it
Y probably got a STD too go check urself
See, shit like this is why I'm gonna give my son money for hookers once he's old enough
Being so desperate for sex you fuck your entire life over it is just ridiculous.
or you know, just teach him to not be a degenerate dog living from nut to nut
nah man, I've been there - teenage boy's hormones are some crazy shit.
Upbringing only works if you can't bang any thots. We're quite well off, so he'll probably have a ton of golddiggers trying to get preggers with him.
So I'll probably get escorts for him, and like threesomes and shit. He needs to understand that pussy is not special. It's what's in the persons heart that matters.
jesus christ that boy is doomed
She's probably lying. If not, congratulations! You have reproduced and therefore won at life. The next step is to deny everything. Depending on where you live, you may or may not get away with your wallet intact. Good luck!