Friday night

because friday nights are the best nights to ask myself why

>zero friends
>depressed because everything at a new job is so difficult I feel like a literal retard despite theoretical training (little hands-on practice though)
>30 yo khv
>living with parents

but at least the money's decent if you don't have to pay the rent. Drinking beer, listening to 80s pop music, shitposting until I feel tired enough to go to sleep.

>I am not a stranger to the dark
>Hide away, they say
>"Cause we don't want your broken parts
>I've learned to be ashamed of all my scars
>Run away, they say
>No one'll love you as you are

a-are we freaks?

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Because it's only 6 pm and I'm resting between sets

what does it feel like to cum inside a vagina, bros?

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youtube.com/watch?v=e9EgUvfgojY

This video fucked me up as it's a very close description of my relationship.

4 pm COME ON

It's literally THE reason we exist.

I'm in the gym, I'm just shit posting between sets

because the only thing my friends ever want to do on weekends is play videogames online and I want to be better than that

Still at work, 1 hour left. I'll get home and get packing, going to spend the weekend with gf in a cabin at the woods. At 21:00, gotta head to the small drugstore I own to check everything is good, close shop, and then have some quality sleep, tomorrow I'll be driving and while it's no more than 2 or 3 hours away, I want to be in top shape. We'll have a fun weekend, meeting with other friends there to have a delayed halloween costumes party.

Because I’m sitting in bath tub drinking wine

ridiculously good and am i'm not exaggerating. especially if shes super wet and tight and you're a little drunk

Same here. Feels good actually. Comfy.

>tfw desperate for sex
>tfw dont know where to meet women

WHERE DO I MEET WOMEN TO TALK TO
I just go to work, gym, then home. I dont see any women my age (23)

what do

Dont say Tinder, I dont have any pictures of myself

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I got stuck working the evening shift at my tech support job this week. It's slow as hell, so I'm bored and browsing Jow Forums to pass the time.

do you have at least 1 (one) friend? go to a bar and have a couple drinks

What fustrated me about this is they don’t care or bother to try on their part until they’re losing something, you. Then they care, when you start doing what’s best for yourself.

Bars, local outdoors clubs, local music shows/festivals

You rawdogging son of a bitch

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I have no friends. I couldn’t find good persons too spend time with and... life has no sense to me.

Have you actually tried or do you just spend all your time inside on the internet

Too rite, m8.
I can honestly say at this point that I hold no desire for that lifestyle.

Rise above it, man. A group of my old college friends used to get high and play games til 2AM and they used to invite me to play. I couldn’t dig that and ditched out even though I have no interaction with them now.

>friend
no

by myself? isnt that weird and creepy?

I tried

But I’m opened. Where can I meet peoples

Fucking everyone I asked what they were doing tonight left me hanging. Fucking girl I really liked lead me on twice and I had to ditch her, feel like absolute shit. Bitched out on asking out a hot girl who might like me, when she invited me over to drink with her and her roomates I was just quiet and mostly talked to her roomate and not her, even though she kept trying to talk to me. I hate how much of a fucking failure I am. Here I am sitting alone in my room drinking thinking about what could have been. I hate myself.

Also hit 2 plate for 4 on bench today that's pretty cool

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what about a co-worker? surely there is one person your age that you can go out and socialize with

you can go to those events by yourself but you have to have a SOLID amount of confidence to not seem weird/creepy.

Have to take care of children
Again
I'm also sleepy as fuck and the bronkaid that I had left over from my cut hasn't kicked in yet.
Also very very depressed right now.

Want to get an escort who's willing to fuck a man with a very large dick and a bit of a chip on his shoulder. But they all want normal sized and tiny dudes who pop quick and will leave without a word.

i have a job interview tommorow morning so i gotta sleep early and wake up early

>job interview on a saturday
lmao

Because it was like having a fuck buddy for 4 and a half years. There was no emotional connection but I could never see it until then. I look back and see I wasted my entire undergrad career at home, going to class, coming home, doing homework, and pretending I was in a loving relationship. I never got to experience college the way most people do and I'm fucking mad about it, I'm beyond mad.
The only thing I've gotten out of it was a regimented gym routine and the ability to fuck with my guns when ever I want, but what the fuck does that matter if the last 4 years might as well of not happened? The friends I thought I had don't hang out anymore, they hangout among themselves and invite her. People I've known for 7-8 years just drop it like its nothing. I made my point clear in the beginning but they still went ahead and did it. My best friend joined the army, i barely talk to him, my other best friend is is married, and my last best friend still talks to her more than me.
So that's why I'm here on a friday night Jow Forums, thats why I'm home alone with a bottle of whiskey.

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w-where else is there to go?

spitting gospel

Good luck man, whats it for?

>man with a very large dick
How large are we talking

I'm at a friend's house being the same person I am every day. They probably hate me

>I never got to experience college the way most people do and I'm fucking mad about it, I'm beyond mad
i made it a point to stay single for most of my time in college, and i can honestly tell you that you didn't miss out on anything that you can't do RIGHT NOW

>parties
>fuck random girls often
>dont give a shit
>get into a bit of trouble with mates

literally none of this is only available in "muh college years". stop being a pussy and get out. also, sounds like your friends are shit and you're better of without them

cheers

I went out Wednesday night
Clubbing is shit even at 19, one night out every 4 months is enough for me

>>parties
Haven't been to a college party, and I don't live near campus, fucked around at my friends school last weekend though
>>fuck random girls often
BEen doing that, not sure how I like it desu
>>dont give a shit
Never have
>>get into a bit of trouble with mates
I should have been arrested last weekend so yeah
>>sounds like your friends are shit and you're better of without them
Yeah, luckily I met some other people along the way, they all go to different schools though around the state

cheers m8

>I never got to experience college the way most people do and I'm fucking mad about it, I'm beyond mad.
Oh boo fucking hoo, you and everyone else. What does this even mean? That you didn't get to go to parties with a bunch of strangers to get drunk off your ass? That you didn't get to fuck loose women and share in some of the diseases they carry

Your college experience is better than most, and those years weren't wasted but spent learning what not to look for.

And put down the bottle, it's only going to make you more depressed. There are holes deeper than you know how to climb out of

Good luck user!

Waiting on friends to come over and drink b4 we go to a club and fuck some roasties.

Thats the thing m8, I'm not depressed, i'm pissed off. You're right about all the other shit I guess, but I can't shrug this feeling of wanting to hurt something/someone?

Just waiting for dinner to digest before I hit the gym, come home, stretch, and read some /lit/

sounds like the beginning of a horror movie

Because I have nowhere else to go.
Wish I had a nerdy weeb gf but I haven't had any luck. Thinking about trying instagram since everyone seems to have one.

I did go out, and I'm back now. Turns out I have no idea how to turn a normal drunk conversation with a girl into flirting so nothing came of it.

yeah i thought that was weird
nothing special just a overnight stocker at walmart, its just a second job to help pay bills

Absolutely Based.

>Thats the thing m8, I'm not depressed, i'm pissed off.
Drinking by yourself suggests otherwise but whatever.

Reality is really all about perspective. You can think of yourself like a victim and get mad about it or you can treat it as something you learned and move forward. It sucks when a relationship doesn't work out but it wasn't all for nothing. Plenty of other things won't work out in your life and you can't look at things like that

Went to the gym and now I should really be doing uni stuff. The few friends I have planned stuff with other people that includes getting shitfaced.
I'm doing that tomorrow though, so it's no big deal.

Read the mystery method book and then you should really see her again.

Do it. Or try tinder

Very

I wouldn't want to date a girl who is on tinder tho.

Idk, sometimes you can meet cool people and befriend them on tinder. Or if things get serious she'd delete her account.

I mean, what's the difference with going clubbing and meeting someone there?

gotta wake up early to go watch worlds finals tomorrow with some frens

I’ve lost track of the days...
I’m in full cocoon mode and my only social outlet is the gym and Jow Forums.
Still getting pussy from old FWB’s so I can’t really complain. Still I wish I could hangout with my old friends again.

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Dam dude, I'm in a similar position at the moment, i'm willing to work on things and she isn't giving it the same attention. About to pull the plug. Sucks.

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Holy shit, this is a thing?

Cause I have shit to do in the morning.
>Clean my hedgehog's cage
>Go grocery shopping
>Do my meal prep
>Go to the gym

And I need to do all of that before noon, because I gotta go play some D&D at a buddy's house. It's our first session.
The chick I'm banging is a gains goblin, and if I call her now I'm gonna end up tired as fuck and not be productive at all tomorrow.
Plus, she's already booty called me twice since last weekend, where I went overboard cheating on my diet, got completely shitfaced and ate like a fucking bear.

Can't party all the time and poison ourselves every weekend. Moderation, bro. We gotta stay motivated or we're not gonna make it.

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Same here, except she killed it and then I killed my social life in the ensuing depression.

I found out later that the reason she shut down on me was because she got pregnant and got an abortion without telling me, and couldn't function around me under the weight of her own deceit.

I wish I had known this before the crippling depression and self-blame overtook me. Now I'm just perpetually angry at everything.

None but I also wouldn't date someone who I met at a club.
I have nothing against people who go clubbing but I don't like that sort of thing and I would prefer to date someone that have similar ideas and values as me.

I don't dissagree with you, but I'm pretty cool and I have no other choice than to go clubbing sometimes, so you can meet someone who just happens to be there and is compatible with you.

more working out, what else would a loner virgin like me do lol?

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You know the best feeling you've ever had in your life? It's better than that

Yeah. Also google "pursuer-distancer" which is similar.

I'm sorry breh. All I can say is make sure you're sure. I'm 2 months out and having a lot of regrets. I fell really hard for my ex and while I feel I was right to bring up all of my issues, I probably should have been more open to working on things once I told her I was ready to walk away.

You're dreaming if you can't live that life again. Go pick up a hobby, make friends, hang out with degenerates that go out every friday if you really want to so badly.

You have shit (ex)friends and a bad outlook on life. Go recover control of yourself.

>>Clean my hedgehog's cage
Based and redpilled

bro its good but heroin is much better.

Because I don't fit into modern society very well anymore. Go ahead and post the joker memes but it's true. The majority of these people are without God, and it makes it really hard for me to fit in. I can hardly hang out with even my closest friends without the conversation going to premarital sex or drugs or alcohol, and I don't want any of that. I've been trying to make more catholic friends and become closer to them, but it's hard injecting yourself into a group that's already pretty well formed. I'm usually pretty decent about being able to get over the degeneracy but sometimes I just can't deal with it and kinda close myself off. Pretty much pic related but without the weed and degenerate parts.

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Feelsgoodman.jpg

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The fuck am I gonna do, go to a bar or something? Sounds awful.

having fun staying home tonight

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lol
I used to go to art galleries and local markets by my own just because I like the sightseeing, one time ended up having lunch with some 50 year old lesbian and her gf for some reason
good times

Fighting a cold, and losing.

Rip in peace

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Man that truly sucks. Abortion is the most vile thing the left has come up with

Niece complained and cried for hours nonstop because she wanted a mermaid tail.
Spend two hours sewing one from old clothes
She played with it for all of 5 minutes then tossed it onto a table and went to play with her brother and cousin
I'm now here waiting to put them all to bed and wondering how to sneak out and balls deep hatefuck a phatass thot and blast three loads.
Who am I kidding.
I'm going to just take my vitamins the pass out on my bed once all three of them are snoring.

Ive got work in the morning lmao

you are a fucking moron, not everyone who goes clubbing is a degenerate. you know you can meet people at a club and not have sex with them the next second.

Literally posting from the club atm kek. No hope for incels like me. If only I was 6'2

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jealous Jow Forums?

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hey man you gotta be strong for the kids, keep it up

>downloaded tinder last night
>matched with 3 fat girls and one qt
i think i made it bros

>another miserable day in my worthless miserable life
>another happy hour event my coworkers attended that i tried to go to to be social at all, and another happy hour that i sat there awkwardly quiet for 20 minutes before leaving, not even wanting to add my worthless input into their conversations
>last night my bike tire went flat for the first time in a long while (i use my bike for transportation) so i changed it this morning, was fine when i got it from the subway station, then i get home and tire is softening up and i cant find anything sharp in it
>have somewhere to be tomorrow so im gonna have to take uber from my house to the subway then from the subway to where im going
>gonna cost like $50 to do all this ridesharing for a job im only gonna get like $175 for
>then spend more money on ridesharing trying to get to a bike shop to see if they can fix this

why couldnt i have died a while ago. i literally pray every night for it and never get it. never get into an accident when biking. nothing.

No. I'd blow my brains out if I had to watch disney movies to get laid.

Jeez. Jow Forums at the club. True incel

Not many men have the strength or wisdom to do what you did user.

Then you could be a 6'2 incel.