Who can mog this guy?

Who can mog this guy?

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Anyone that doesn't need to squint.
Somehow I can just tell this guy is narcissistic as fuck. I don't get the same feeling with other male models.

Say no more.

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Nick Bateman aka Bloat Squintman
He's not a legit male model
just some IG faggot who capitalized on IG model game early on
he squints, he's bloats easily, he beardmaxxes and uses burn tool to accentuate his beard covered jawline, he squits again and lies about his height basically lol at this canuck
gets mogged to hell by prime Gandy and Salih
pic related fucking lol

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>david gandy
>sean o'pry
>jordan barret
>chico

One look at this and you know he spends time shopping his beard to make his jaw look better LOL

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Here he says he is 6'4 and weighs himself in shoes and bulky clothes...

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someone post the gif from a photoshoot where he is caught non-squinting, realizes it and starts squinting hard

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and here he is next to Jonah Hill who is 5'7 at best
JUST

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his evil hgh twin joseph cannata

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Did he have a nosejob? Something looks off

Nick cannot be 192cm. I am 178cm and I look way fucking shorter than that fatty compared to my friend who's 194cm. And Jonah Hill is 170cm

he literally looks like if you took amanda cerny and put makeup on her to make her look like a male. Pretty handsome dude, but he gives a "try hard" vibe unlike real male models.

you gotta hand it to him, he squinted his way to 6 million instagram followers. but sometimes he goes too far, I imagine he cant even see anything anymore.

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It's so unnatural. His eyes makes a weird curve when he squints.

Guy on the left looks a lot stronger.

I mean squinty has good definition but really would look better with another 15 pounds of muscle.

He just has this floppy basketball player look.

here is a good morph

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God, it must be great to make an easy living by simply being attractive

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Squintman before looksmaxxing

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something off about his eyes in every pic like they slope downwards at the corners

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permasquinting has ruined his eye area muscles

>ITT: incels coping by making up stupid excuses why someone looks better than them

celebheights.com/s/Nick-Bateman-50509.html
always count on our friends at celebheights to BTFO heightfrauders

hello nick

hi nick

If I train him will he evolve into Giga Chad?

fucking lol based Clint is actually 6'6
celebheights.com/s/Clint-Walker-2729.html

dude on left btfos him in every metric outside height

Spbp

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>he doesnt have a large amount of complexity to his face.
>nostril alaes are very weak.
>cheekbones are not significant prominent.
>has the absolute most generic pleb type of facial hair possible.
>brown eyes
definitely moggable

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Put him next to either of these Manmores and he looks like a twink.

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I cannot cope with having brown eyes
look at pic related, colored eyes give him an instant halo and makes him 10x more attractive

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I kinda wanna have sex with the brute on the right just to see what it's like to be manhandled by a 7'2 giant

>weighing yourself with clothes and shoes

is he fucking retarded?

Why was all of his face edited?

Jow Forums is more insecure than Jow Forums and tumblr combined. this thread is pathetic

left pic is cropped closer, right pic isn't
no other difference you faggot look at the eye color appeal that's undeniable regardless of the crop

Idgaf desu.
Just kys if your shitskin genes are ruining your life so much

>brown eyes are clearly better
why everyone on fit has body dysmorphia? dude stop changing the color of your eyes won't solve your problems (like probably being a sperg)