Why lift when extinct species of ape like Gigantopithecus blacki will always mog you from beyond the grave?
Why lift when extinct species of ape like Gigantopithecus blacki will always mog you from beyond the grave?
Joseph Butler
Ryan Smith
I mog on them by just existing
Nolan Parker
The ground sloth was by far the most mogging.
Noah Rivera
fpbp
dead ape BTFO
Hudson Roberts
When will apes learn?
Elijah Hill
Mr stupid ape, meet my full auto G3 chambered in 7.62 NATO
Brody Reed
this is the kind of stuff I come here for
Alexander Reed
>he thinks his lol calibre toy gun would do any damage to that magnificent beast
cute
Daniel Stewart
Mirin prime deadlift proportions
Jacob Jenkins
He looks so harmless yet would probably crush your head in his hand.
Levi Phillips
Friendly reminder that humans have the proportionally largest penises of all primates, and the silverback gorilla is just 2 inches erect.
Liam Harris
tbqh I'd still rather have the gorilla physique
Josiah Butler
and yet he's still a manlet
Caleb Johnson
BUT HE'S DEAD
HAHAHA
WHAT A DEAD FAGGOT
LOSER
Jayden Reed
This?
Parker Anderson
has there ever been a species more JUST'ed than the lion?
Cameron Turner
look at that roid gut lmao
Jason James
I wish we could legit train retards and monkeys to lift, get say 100 of each, let half do it natty half with roids.
Then fight them against each other to the death in arena battles.
The monkey/tard that survives against the other monkeys/tards will have to fight each other to the death.
Winner of that final fight is crowned as having truly "Made it"
Noah Ward
im a vet and i work with GIBBONS
google them
these little apes have a pulling strenght of very well trained males and they weight nothing but 15-20 lbs max, some weight more but are rare
we have tested their strenght and its crazy how strong they are
Isaiah Wright
Lol no pecs
John Rivera
>giant fucker
>makes gains from eating leaves
why nature why did you poz humans, I wanna gain 80lbs of muscle by eating fuck all too
Blake Barnes
Fucking manlet and dicklet.
Juan Reed
The trilobyte
Charles Barnes
Hiw did you get an auto gun. Thought they were all banned?
Gabriel Green
Because humans are not hervibores. The appendix in humans is what's called the caecum in other primates and it's used to ferment fiber into energy. We cant absorb fiber anymore probably because we adapted to get energy from animals directly.
Bentley Brown
With an hour of preparation I could kill it (without weapons).
Liam Richardson
>some faggot with an anthropology degree finds a femur from a known big animal
>goes back to the lab and scans it with his retarded "carbon-dating" scam
>"ZOMG IT'S 4 QUADRILLION YEERS OLD"
>retry
>"ah this time I got 18,000 years old, that sounds nice"
>also this cow femur is actually just a finger-tip of a GIGANTIC RAT
>(((scientific))) journal publishes dr. gouldstein's findings
>s()ysipping faggots eat it up
>"heh isn't evolution great???"
Fuck off with your shit. Also over 90% of "dinosaurs" don't have complete skeletons, the substantial amount of "distinct species" are complete conjecture.
Also seasoning this thread.
Jack Foster
wasup austin friend
Joshua White
based retard poster
Leo Moore
this is a secret but all foreign parts kits for guns including G3s include fully auto parts, you actually have modify them to specifically shoot semi, if someone wanted to build a full auto g3 it could be done very easily as the only parts you need to acquire separate from the kit are the reciever and barrel.
Ryan Ward
>Myostatin inhibitors
All of the animals with tremendous mass cary this modified gene
Cooper Fisher
Why is an anthropologist studying a non-human?
Daniel Ward
dickmog is the most brutal mog
Hunter Williams
Hunter Rivera
This
Jose Anderson
no
Dominic Morales
Brain dead faggot. Go outside
Connor Mitchell
Get rid of your brain. It eats by far the most energy in your body.
Michael Stewart
look how getting rid of the brain went for this guy
Samuel Torres
t. flatearther
Carson Jackson
why even go to the dentist when pic related existed?
how can marsupials and their faggy baby pouches even compete
Jonathan Cruz
>why even being a jew when Quetzalcoatlus existed?
Dylan Harris
>carbon-dating
>4 QUADRILLION YEERS
Carabon dating is only used up to about 100,000 years old.
Angel James
>muh 100,000 gorillion years died in carabon datingcaust
according to pic related it was only 271,000 years
Henry Parker
In all seriousness, how do I unlock the max potential of human strength? Please, no meme answers like go to the gyn.
Charles Johnson
kek
Angel James
Steroids, eat a shit ton, go to the gym and be 7 feet tall.
David Thomas
Creationists don't belong here
Asher Russell
Based paranoid schizophrenic poster
James Allen
Evolutionlets
Nathaniel Ortiz
Fuck these guys.
>The size of giraffes
>Ate literally anything that moved
>Wingspan of 30-odd feet
Imagine travelling back in time with some sort of time travel tour group and your time machine malfunctions. You guys see these things walking over like fucking carnivorous giraffes, so you all duck down and hug the earth, praying that they don't find you in the tall grass. As they get closer, you can hear them pick off your tour mates one by one, like herons picking frogs out of a pond.
Fuck that, man. These guys are hell.
Jacob Sanders
Leo Ortiz
Why are humans so weak bros? I just wanna ascend to Yujiro Hanma levels of strength.
Logan Ramirez
Monkeys are absurdly good fighters. A 15 lb monkey is about an even match with a healthy 170 lb man. Tards would get murdered.
Carson Myers
FRBR
Asher Roberts
>leaves
A huge part of the giant sloth's diet was avocados.