How this manlet got laid?

How this manlet got laid?

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He put his penis in and took it out,
He put it in and shook it all about.
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You are can you do me something like that you want me and you can bring it

He mastered talking to NPCs and all women are ones

It's almost as if...height isn't everything

You think hanging out with Rogan would be like hanging out with a 8th grader? I mean, he’s wearing a goddamn camo hoodie and he’s doing that pose fat kids do at pool parties when they get their picture taken

>net worth of $30+ million
>annual income likely in seven figures
gee user, i dunno

>tfw you can't tell you are actually conversing with 8th graders all day on Jow Forums

Hes rich and a professional extrovert

its almost like memes don't represent actual reality.

>he thinks height is a meme

>he thinks all women have the same exact preference
you must have been shocked to see interracial couples then

'Cause he's fit, funny, likes to talk, and chicks think he's cool

He makes 5 Million a year from his podcast alone according to Jason Calacanis

you can clearly see joe is shorter than his wife

Quads of cope

Women don't have preferences, they just act in accordance with thier kikewash programming. Hence, interracial couples and couples where the dude is a fat ugly neckbearded manlet (aka dad bod). It's what they're told they're supposed to want.

>btw does anyone know why I'm single?

it's almost like....height isn't everything

quads have spoken, manlets have a chance

Show tits

He is rich, somewhat fit, somewhat funny and borderline famous

Coping manlets lmao.
Find one (1) more example of a successful manlet. You cant.

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successful in marrying a single mom waitress with a nigger kid.... yeah I don't know bro, with all that money, he could at least find himself a girl without baggage.

English mother fucker

Eminem, Tom Cruise, McGregor, Mattis, Putin, Stalin, Kendrick, Bieber, Radcliffe...
>shall I go on?

not exactly a catch.
Shes a coal burner who has a 1/2 eggplant kid from an eggplant rapper.

Joe could do much better.
But lack of self worth being a manlet has subconsciously fucked him into thinking hes worth more than coal burning single mother

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Robert Downey Jr, Frank Sinatra, Danny Devito, Ben stiller, Robin Williams, Bruce Lee, Winston churchill, Napoleon Boneparte, Ulysses S Grant, Peter Dinklage, Jack Black, (granted the D went all downhill since 2003) Mark Wahlberg, Genghis Motherfucking Kahn who set the undisputed world record for bastard children, Alexander the Great, And Iisac Newton.

Fuck off and die cunt

Found the coping manlet who educated himself on "successful short people" on google.

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N-no..

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is the wojak standing all the way up?

kek

Not only is he a manlet, but a degenerate pot head 3rd eye advocate

Hes charismatic, disciplined, jacked, and provides fresh wild game for his family while also being able to take out 99% of men with one kick.
Hes unironically more manly than anyone on this entire website

>that incoherence
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based stroke poster

Anyone have that manlet comic?

If the manlet meme wasn't a meme, manlets would already be cleansed from the gene pool.

Wow! I've been listening to the JRE for years, cause it's free, and I never knew he had a half/black stepkid. That explains a lot!

>implying she isnt with him just because of money and she doesnt cuck him behind his back with 6'5 gigachad regularly

Anyone else believe Putin is unironically BASED AF?

That bag is hideous.

Based

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He is simultaneously max basement

Weak mind, falling for cult of personality propagando congrats lol....

But hes definitely cooler than trump Ill give you that

No. Hes a fascist who murders anyone who gets in his way. Hes based if you want to be dominated by another dude I guess

Projection?
I don't want to be dominated, I respect his domination game.
Guy has been nigh on supreme ruler of one of the world's only true superpowers for 2 decades.

You dont know what projection means and are supporting a fascist murdering tyrant. Did you vote for Hillary or something you absolute retard?

This is literally false. The global average height has been steadily rising since humans came to be, implying that manlets have, and are still, being bred out of existance.

Its just that its all based on standard, so the the cutoff just rises as manlets fade, making what were once lanklets into manlets.

Pretty sure I do.
Also, left presidential open. All shit choices, Johnson shit the bed.

Money
Fame

it's almost as if....height isnt everything