/mire/ thread

Unfortunately, it came to late.
Already turned gay (fuck Jow Forums)...and getting those twink mires which come all the time. Girl ones are special though.

Because I am lifting it and it weights 20kg

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>be me
>make eye contact with girl twice
>miss the crucial moment to initiate conversation when she walks by
>over analyze it like it matters or some shit
>HAHAHAHAHAH - sadness

im the cream of the crop

not exactly mire but
>at boss's house party
>everyone is drinking outside
>i decide to head inside to eat food
>i am the only one in the kitchen eating food until my boss's 14 year old daughter walks in
>she asks who i am and asks if i watch anime
>tell her i used to
>she asks if I watch DBZ
>i say yes and she tells me she wants to show me her DBZ lava lamp
>i say sure and follow her to her room to see it
>i say cool and start to walk out until she says i have to wait until it actually gets going
>she says we should lock the door to make sure no one interrupts us waiting for the lava lamp and wants to turn off the light
>extremely suspicious
>i just tell her i have to go home now and leave to go back outside
>daughter comes out and she keeps talking to me
>she keeps on insisting we go back to her room
all i wanted to do was have fun but ended up having to avoid this girl this whole time

> be me
> second year med school
> practicing physical exams in a group
> take shirt off
> girls in group literally cant stop staring
> clinician asks one to do a heart exam on me
> shes actually shaking a little bit as she tries to measure out my ribs for heart sound positions

Gravity applies to the bar dumbass so that makes the bar included in the weight

I think I intimidate women to much because of by rbf.

>Getting mired over 245lb squat

lol ok

Girls dont care about how much weight you do as long as you're cut and big

>i am the only one in the kitchen eating food until my boss's 14 year old daughter walks in

my dream

i thought literally the same thing

Cont.

> outside of the clinical skills class
> one of the girls asks me how I fit gym into med school life
> zoomba and wii fit
> she says we should practice again before the clinical exams

you could have possible done a quickie and walked back out

had her tits come in yet? if so she was fair game, also if she was into DBZ she's probably a keeper

>Gravity applies to the bar
no it doesn't retard because you're lifting it

nah man, i dont want to go to jail

shes 14 man. its not fair game

Cont.
Sorry for short bursts, at work

> fast forward a week
> have some time to practice heart and lung exams with her
> book one of the exam rooms
> just her
> thought it would be a group
> she says they had to study pathology
> she does a lung exam on me
> she takes her shirt off, has red bra
> lies down at 45 degrees, asks me to do a heart exam
> start by palpating the rib landmarks
> she looks away
> can see her nipples getting hard through her bra as I move to her 4th rib space

i am assuming you didn't do anything. Imagine the relationship going bad and you still have 2-3 years left of med school together.

>shes 14 man. its not fair game
Should have told her to call you in two year.

even if she was legal age, i still wouldn't do it. I don't want to go to work with that kind of drama

>fair game
>14
Fuck off

At that point we didnt do anything

if she's in high school its fair game

Cont.

> assume my hands must be cold
> I apologise
> she says they're warm
> I go to listen to her heart
> Cant hear her mitral valve through bra
> she asks me to go under bra
> I hesitate
> she moves my hand and steth under her bra wire
> I can hear the valve
> her breast is so fucking warm
> I forgot what the rest of exam steps were

you're right too, its just hotter as a fantasy since I'm detached.

Getting mired by hot teens in public must be gr8 for the ego - great for inspiring a dude to lift cheers 4 that.

bro STOP
I'M ON NOFAP

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Aight fair enough
Another time then

Damn dude...all I ever did while at uni was get sulphuric acid of an extremely high molarity dumped on my arm...then got dunked into the chem shower

>zoomba and wii fit

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>high molarity

So just high concentration acid

lol, reminds me of this one time i was grouped with 3 girls in lab and one of them accidentally splashed some chemical all over me. All 3 of them immediately told me to take all of my clothes off and run to the shower. I don't remember exactly what was spilled on my but my professor told me its not a big deal and i didn't have to do that

NO KEEP GOING I CHANGED MY MIND
I NEED TO KNOW HOW IT ENDS

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>no gay mires
Dead bread

continue my friend

Idk if you're trying to sound smart or what you're getting at, but molarity is basically chemical density, so yes.

>literally give a chance to take your shirt off in public by 3 thots
>declines

never gonna make it user.

i got one for you
>have a gay friend that invites me out to a bar
>get to the bar but its actually a club
>wait in line and get to the front
>get told we have to wear different clothes to get in but someone walking by the bouncer tells the bouncer to just let us in
>we go in and find out its a gay bar
>whatever
>find our gay friend and start drinking
>other gay guys come over to where we are drinking and asks if they could buy us all a drink
>they start getting a little too touchy and we tell them some of us are straight
>they back off a bit but then tells us they love converting straight guys
>we eventually tell our gay friend we are going to leave to avoid this situation from escalating

God you are a pussy. I have literally had girls ask me if I wanted to hook up or invite me to their room working at my regular security job in college. Work on making yourself more attractive and shit better than this would be a regular day occurrence - Chad

when i was in high school i had a gay friend who would always try to do weird shit with my like pretend to grab my dick and chase me around his house like a horny girl. i thought he was just autistic, didn't find out he was gay till later. stopped hanging out with him because he showed me his erect penis though, and even then i didn''t realize he was a fag

>chemical density
>idk if you're trying to sound smart
kek. I have never heard of someone describing molarity as chemical density. Just say concentration.

10x10 with 110kg...
Hmm op what’s your max, 150?

>Idk if you're trying to sound smart or what you're getting at
He's implying that you're trying to sound smart, because who the fuck describes concentrates acid as "high molarity" outside of their chem lecture.

So gravity doesnt apply to the plates too? Since you're lifting it right?

Shoulda just said OJ

the fuck is chemical density? Are you changing the intensive property of the chemical to an extensive one?

except you're not touching the plates, retard

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>I sucked his erect penis until his cum dribbled down my throat, but didn't realize he or I was a fag.

I work in CE and all chemicals are referred to by their molarity, it's written on bottles and how they are discussed.

Sorry to upset you, based anonfrends.

we did play hentai games and watch porn together, but it was only as a joke and it was hetero stuff. i never touched his penis. i did fap in his room though while he slept, but it was to hetero porn on my phone, and i was a horny adolescent so its understandable

>Visiting home town, ass-end of nowhere WV
>Decide to check out the local bar
>Just some little hole in the wall with like five people in it
>Hang out and talk to the old people
>One of them asks if I want to get in on their pool rounds
>Say that I didn't bring any cash
>He says he'll pay for me
>Whatever, play pool with him
>Talking, he's an ex-Navy guy from California here visiting his brother
>Next time I come out of the bathroom the bartender gives me a new drink, says someone bought it for me but won't say who
>Think these guys sure are friendly
>Keep playing pool and talking
>Go to the bathroom again
>When I come out this time the bartender is waiting for me at the door
>"Are you gay?"
>I'm confused, tell her no, why would she ask?
>Apparently the old dude pegged me as a homo as soon as I walked in and has been trying to seduce me all night
>I tell her I didn't realize he was gay
>She says, "Are you kidding? Did the lisp not give it away?"
>I'm super embarrassed, pay my tab and immediately leave

You have repressed your true sexual identity. Sad.

Not even a mire, just usual faggotry

Actually trying to sound smart after a brief Google searching

Back when I was in the Navy before this cush DoE shit, it was pretty common to have dudes get tricked into seeing each others boners, particularly during training

Happened last year but it was funny
>mid september, hot as fuck day
>leaving gym after good chest arms session
>bunch of 16yo high school girls from a basketball team leaving from practice, couple of meter ahead of me
>random kid tries to flirt with them
>spaguetti all around, cringey as fuck
>he starts to run full autistically to get away from there.
>girls start laughing at him and said, this was worse than waking up early on mondays teheeee
>they start calling him monday (female bantz idk)
>i walk pass them with the headphones on but without music
>they look at me and one of them says, if the other guy was monday he would definitely be friday or a saturday evening on the beach.
>they all agree

I said nothing cause im autistic but it was a nice mire nonetheless

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>>I'm super embarrassed, pay my tab and immediately leave
now tell us what really went down, gayboi

Well mate you're to one referring to concentration as molarity, which is the unnecessary way of mentioning it. Lmao 3 people showed you that, are you sure youre not a junior or sophomore or whatever?

I left, slept in my car 'cause drunk driving on WV roads will kill you.
Next morning a woman from the bar (who I had not spoken to at all) messaged me on FaceBook and asked if I was coming back to the bar that night. I never responded because she looked like someone had rearranged her face with a bowling ball, some real fourth-generation incest shit.
I was also kind of weirded out that she had decided to track down a total stranger on FaceBook and ask what they were doing that night.

>needing to google search intensive and extensive property
this is literally what you learn after you get told what an atom, diatom, and triatom is. You are stupid for thinking chemical density is another term for concentration

see

this, would have been based and redpilled

should stay that way, faggot

you work with molarity instead of ppm? Are you sure you work and aren't in a research lab as an undergraduate?

you are a fucking idiot

>make smalltalk with cut Filipino twink in the sauna
>telling him about my knee pain after a long hike
>after that he thinks i am a potential mark or something
>constantly making eye contact and smiling at me, watching me in the mirror
>one time checking Instagram page of our gym to see the lards who tagged the place
>find his profile
>he is definitely very very gay

a gay mire is still a mire

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I was making fun of you for going to Google to try to make a point.

I have an MS in CE, I work in CE. Idk why you nerds are getting so buttflustered honestly.

Further, molarity and density are both intensive properties. Now find somewhere else to pretend you're not a failure.

is that zack efron in the picture?

>they literally selected all girls shorter than 5'4 for the image

most women are under 5'4, user.

>refers to concentration as chemical density
>tries to convince us he has an MS
nigga, if you using density to describe concentration, how the fuck are you going to change the concentration if density is an intensive property? You stupid as shit. Do some studying before you try to roleplay

Where you at in WV? I live by Charleston.

there is nothing wrong with being 5'8

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>molarity
>intensive property
You telling us you can't change concentration if you were to change the amount of mols of solute dissolved in solvent?

concentration is also an intensive property

Am I actually bring ganged up on by retards?

define intensive property for me

>tfw the older women at work nicknamed me’ cutie pie’
>a couple of them keep trying to set me up with their daughters

>get a craving for wings
>decide to go to local hooters
>having a beer and some hot wings when the waitress keeps checking on me and trying to make small talk
>figure she likes me and ask her if she wants to sit down and keep me company because it’s not too busy
>talk to her while I’m eating wings and apologize for being so messy
>she just giggles and keeps talking
>finish eating and she hands me the receipt
>on the bottom she wrote her phone number
>left her no tip because she never refilled my water
Really though I’m texting her now and taking her out tomorrow. She’s pretty cute
>pic related

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I'm from Spencer, over in Roane County. Used to head down to Charleston for the Capitol Market. I'm in NC through December next year, sadly, but looking forward to getting home in 2020.

based bar-doesn't-count poster

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Lol I have buddies in clay county that I visit often. There’s nothing like a backwoods party in WV

Dude take the chance. This cute girl made a short joke while I was shopping a few months ago, and I just went about it. Saw her in another aisle and figured I should say something, and got her to laugh but left it at that. She ended up checking out next to me and I was beating myself up inside for not asking her for her number. As I was pulling out of the parking lot she was walking to her car and I said fuck it, had a gut feeling I needed to go out of my way for this. Hopped out of the car like a psycho, jogged up to her and asked for her number right there. Been dating ever since. Take the risk man, as long as you're not absolutely batshit most women respond positively to outgoing stuff.

You can Google the definition if you want, idc.

I'll give you guys the easy method since there's legit like 5 people that dont understand what some pseudointellectualkid babbled at me earlier.

1. "Cut the material in half"
2. Did the property change?
3. Yes? Extensive
4. No? Intensive

Concentration, density, molarity are all intensive properties. Being able to change the property in itself doesn't make it extensive. Mass (extensive) and volume (extensive) make up density (intensive), which is almost always true for two extensive properties.

Honestly, it sounds like you guys are confusing this with physical changes concept from high school and are just dedicated to it.

While this is pretty low level, I didn't escape to Jow Forums to talk about work some more. Can ask questions if you want, but otherwise I recommend you just study up on your own.

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you could groom this girl to be the woman of your dreams user, dont break her heart

>these Reddit spacings and assbackwards "science"
Fuck back off to your echo chamber faggot.

Looks like a pump and dump, brother.

or you could groom her into not trying to fuck older men and to save herself for marriage

sounds like something a virgin would say

Are you fucking with me! You cant be that stupid to not include the bar as part of the weight

>walking to bar a few nights ago around 10 pm
>SUV at stoplight as I'm about to cross the street
>girl rolls down window and says "You're pretty hot!"
>"Thank you!"
>they drive away

who hurt you, user?

you're holding the bar and the weights hang off the bar which is why they count, you're not holding them so their weight is affected by gravity. are you people retarded?

dubs confirms. come on this isn't that hard to understand. It's ok that you're lifting 20kg less than you thought, it happens to all of us. I only learned a couple months ago

I can't tell if this is bait or not anymore

....Sorry bro

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