Ive got a 'date' with a hooker in a few minutes and im panicking

Ive got a 'date' with a hooker in a few minutes and im panicking.
How to sex?

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I lost my virginity with a hooker and she kinda helped me telling me where should I put my legs, etc. Don't be nervous, user

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When I lost my virginity, my hips were in crippling agony in the morning. I didn't get the whole leg position thing right.

j-j-jam it in

Just act natural

You're gonna make it

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Where do you even go to find hookers to fuck? Is there a website with whores or something?

Seconded. I used to visit hookers a lot, but the feds nuked Backpage and now I'm lost. What's the new website?

search "escorts" + your city on the internet

I lost my virginity to one too and regret it now that I got myself a wholesome gf. Never told anyone and it's a secret I'll take to my grave.

Sometimes I wish that too, but then I think about it for a minute and realize I would've pulled an Elliot Rodger if I hadn't.

Prostitution saves lives.

So what happens if you tell them you are a khv? Will they just walk out on you?

The same thing happened to me. My gf lost her virginity to me and I wish we could have lost it to each other

No, that's the thing. Your money is the same money as everyone else's, so they want it just as much. Of course Chad gets it for free.

Man, I remember when i lost my virginity to a cheap prostitute. Fucking hell. She was not the girl in the add, but man was I lucky. She was even better. Beautiful face, and a sweet voice. Before anything I told her I was a virgin and she stood there for a minute mouth agape not believing it lmao. I told her I was autistic lol. But she was really sweet with me, she whispered in my ear ASMR shit, she kissed me (lol), we cuddled and caressed, held hands. I remember after the first round we were just lying there in bed, just cuddling and she was so sweet and we talked about random shit. She asked me how was I a virgin. Told her I'm just autismo.
When I went out of the whore house I felt the greatest desire ever to just kill myself. But then again those days all I would think about is killing myself. Nearly choked myself with a belt and a door knob, i remember hallucinating a bit due to the lack of dat dere o2

>being so desperate for sex that you seek out and pay a filthy whore to slob on your knob

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I can't say I regret it. Because it made stop being so nervous. But this shit is a fucking drug.

>this whole post

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And?
I'd pay any escort who could deep throat my dick and can handle being fucked hard and balls deep for a half hour at least.

But once the dick comes out they nope right the fuck out of there.

>implying you last more than 2 minutes tops

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40kek

this is why everyone needs to get a gf early in their life and practice dry humping while kissing. Then you move onto removing her pants to do the real thing

The feminine penis is the only reason I stay

your a goldmine user, never die pls

everyone says prostitutes are pathetic, but if they knew they could get very nice girls without std for only 40 usd in some countries i bet everyone would try it

wow, this post has put many things in my life into perspective.

It's a hooker, retard. Fucking you is her job. Don't worry about it.

What’s so funny about this post? Why is it getting so many (you)’s?

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Chad pays in genes and confidence

i dont get it either, he was genuinely a troubled user like most of us. i dont get why he is being laughed at

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Honestly, dating on tinder is like fucking hookers. went out with a chick for a month. got to fuck her 4 times. spent around 500 bucks in a month going out with her to bars and other fun places... or about 125 a fuck. she was tight too. she dump me because "nothing changed on her end" meaning she didnt catch feelings for me or whatever. was becoming fund of her too. oh well

>she dump me because "nothing changed on her end" meaning she didnt catch feelings for me or whatever
jesus christ, women losing their pair bonding and becoming jaded from fucking dozens of men really is a thing

Stop samefagging.

DAMN dude that’s cuck tier

I have a low lay count but I would never blow money on a girl for sex unless she’s actually a hooker

eternally keking, thanks OP

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you were wasting too much money on the girl and she got weirded out

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well honestly it seemed everything was going well, shed share shit with me, id stay at her place, she even fucking invited me to a work even later in the month. like shit was going good. i probably said something to turned her off, she would say nice things to me hinting to an actual relationship then out of nowhere she hit me with that shit. I was gonna be playing with her so i gave her the separate way shit and told her to fuck off. on to the next one.

I guess, i dont know. when we would go to the bar i would just pay for us two.Maybe thats what it was.