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Fuck you guys Jow Forums.

Fuck you and your NoNutNovember

>Be me
>Decide to join NNN
>Find BDSM dominatrix
>Get into it
>I want to meet, haven't nutted in four days so far.
>Starts calling me bitch on kik
>Makes me send her my pics of my cock
>I'm really horny, precum leaking. Told her I'm not supposed to cum all November
>She loves it
>Tell's me to tribute her $100 via Amazon gift card
>Tells me she'll buy a collar claiming me her property and a strap on to fuck my ass.
>10 minutes ago left my house and dropped a benji on that bitch.
>Drive home laughing and can't wait to tell you guys.
>Waiting to see if I got scammed out of $100 because I chose not to cum for 30 days or if I'm some dominatrix's bitch with a dildo in my ass.
>what the fuck happened to my life

will update. but fuck you Jow Forums... these arent superpowers I kind of feel like I lost my free will here.

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Bro that's like the opposite of what you are supposed to be doing.

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my dick made me do it. i never touched myself either.

GIVE IT UP FOR DAY THREE!

GIVE IT UP FOR DAY THREE!

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Sounds like you're expanding you're horizons, congratulations. Also, you're welcome.

wtf is dropping a benji

europoor detected. benji = benjamin = slang for $100 bill (benjamin franklin's face is on the U.S $100)

Why is it suddenly "no nut" instead of nofap november like every other year?
How did this become normie

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it's become a meme. decent one at that.

i've seen it on facebook of all places

Is it a meme to be this pathetic? Unironically asking. 4 fucking days? Get the hell out of here

you get fucking horny spacenigger.

Yeah, OK that's one thing. But willing to do this depraved shit after just 4 days?

you can't relate because you're low test.

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>muh low test
Absolute porn addict cope

if you aren't getting horny after a few days then yeah you're a low lib faggot

Must be nice to have $100 to waste.

alliteration and faux "hood culcha"

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t. dumb faggot that thinks hes on a higher spirtual level when in reality hes a coping porn addict

>thinks hes on a higher spirtual level
not sure what kind of assbackwards projection this is but the only thing im higher in is test

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>BDSM dominatrix
> a strap on to fuck my ass.
is it gay if its a girl(female) does it?

>Is it gay to take a [rubber] dick in the ass?
What do you think?

No?

Based and redpilled

Desire to look at porn is rising. Help me Jow Forums.

>Find BDSM dominatrix
>10 minutes ago left my house and dropped a benji on that bitch.
>Waiting to see if I got scammed out of $100 because I chose not to cum for 30 days or if I'm some dominatrix's bitch with a dildo in my ass.

SEE HOW PERVERTED YOU ARE, BENEATH ALL OF YOUR "NORMALCY?"

THIS IS WHAT PORN DOES TO YOU

fuck you

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Degeneracy is fun. Go for broke and engage in every fucked up fetish shit you can.

Getting a dildo crammed up your ass and paying $100 for it because you lack the self control to put aside your urges doesn't make you high test. Get off your high horse, faggot.

>Degeneracy is fun

t. degenerate