Have you ever mogged or made a normie feel insecure by how Jow Forums you are?

what's this girls story?

False. The Japanese idolize muscular men. Arnold Schwarzenegger was huge there, that's why he did all sorts of weird Japanese ads as a celebrity

>sign up to lifting class in uni
>non-lifters and fittit tier twinks
>tons of qts
>some manlet who apparently "lifts" thinks he's the shit, brought his protein shake lmao
>bench 170kg
>mog entire room
>two (2) qts mire
>most people didn't care
>mfw everyone there still has a better life than me
>mfw still depressed

>girl

>>only thing close is same size arms
>>ask every single person who is bigger
>>no one has ever said me
me. I weigh 93 kg FFS

I lived in Japan for a decade and currently live on an island with a 40% Japenese population. They do not prefer big men, sorry if you're a Jow Forumsweeb or something.

Also everyone likes arnold, he somehow plays himself in every role he's in, japanese commercials or not.

All the time, the only people close to me in terms of muscularity are 4+" shorter

>r*ddit

I'm not huge however, just DYEL by fit standards. Being quite good looking, blond and blue eyes helps though.

Surely the pretty ones can't ALL be men?

post lifts lol

Is there a video of pic related?

She's my future wife
Shes actually a biological female sorry to put you off
>tfw still would even if she a girl (male) anyway
She isn't user is a memer

Is there lewd material of your future wife available?

She is pure

Mogged a gymcel once
>At party with gf and friends
>Mostly normal dyels
>One older guy there obviously lifts, pretty buff guy
>I'm 6'1 and 180 lbs lean, he's 200-ish lbs and a bit shorter
>Drinking and having fun, playing some boardgames etc
>Conversation steers towards sport, lifting
>Buff guy starts bragging pretty heavily about his lifts
>Claims lmao3plaet bench
>Some girl asks him to show his muscles
>Flexes biceps
>Pretty big, mirin desu
>Someone says "anons are bigger" and points at me
>Buff guy says "Fuck no" in just a bit too flustered manner
>I just laugh and say "nah I'm smaller" and lift my shirt to show off abs
>Girls_wooing_mp3
>Buff guy just says "This is where its at bro" and just flexes his arm again
>Some bitter dyel in the group says something about "meathead competition" and that we should armwrestle
>Big guy obviously leaps at the opportunity
>Somehow I beat him, pretty easily too
>Wants to go again
>Same result
>He gets visibly enraged but swallows his pride
>Night goes on with more drinking and games
>End up talking with buff guy about sports
>Mfw he never played any sports besides 1 year of soccer
>Ask him what he does for a living
>He's a fucking store clerk
>Sells sports equipment while not doing any sports
>26 years old and hasnt even got a college degree
>No GF
>Realize my armwrestling win was just a kick on a fallen man
>I sort of tell him he needs to get a grip on his life but in a casual manner
>Gets mad, acts insulted and tells me to watch it
>Ask why, and if he wants to get beaten again
>Tries to shove me, gives me a halfhearted push
>I shove him back hard, he trips over
>People react, starts going in between us
>He's mad as fuck
>Wants to fight, lol
>Tell him to get the fuck out and get his life sorted
>He leaves, doesnt come back
>People ask me what happened, just tell them he was acting like a cunt and started pushing
>Get a few pats on the back, feel great rest of the evening
>GF says it was hot watching me mog him
>mfw

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>be in unigym after day at library
>it's rather empty
>FeelsGoodMan.jpg
>do workout come to do lat pulley
>one dude is chit chatting at a machine with a girl but blocking the lat pulley
>tap him on the shoulder
>WHAT?!
>stare him down, sticcy boy isn't worth my anger shove him aside do my exercise.
>Whenever we locked eyes I flexed my biceps and he quickly averted his eyes.
>but the girl kept staring

It felt good that evening being the musclyest in the room

He's underage cosplayer attention faf

I think not

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>Fully clothed
It's a she
>Flex a cep

>Things that happened

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Is it your necks maybe?

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Was asked to help move a swing set ...

Arrive to see a complex pully system being created to drag the swing set from one area to another.

Two men were holding either rope to drag this contraption...

I walked past them , put my hands on the bar of the swing and one said "ahh you push up while we drag to make it easier?"

Then I pushed up and walked the swing set to its new location to the astonishment of the onlookers.

One of them tried to budge it the same way and it did not move.

Asked how I did that ...

My response "I'm Big and Mooseculeer"

Why do you have to use the qualifier 'chink' every time? I thought he was your bro. And you're a tripfag?

Yikes

based

you have to LIVE IT

>mogging a friend in front of his gf
come on man, that's low
mog the soi, not bros

Im pretty sure I make my friend insecure lol
>Friend is 6’3
>I am 5’7
>we both lift but since im shorter I have the beginner gains while he still looks kinda skinny fat
>anytime lifting is brought up in our group he always tries to tell everyone I skip leg day
>If I say someone complimented my body, asked for workout tips, or say I hit a new pr he will try to diminish it
>ties to compare our stats (I am slowly approaching his even with the height and 50lb weight difference)
Kinda weird for a manlet to get someone taller upset but I guess it happens. Cant really say anything postive about lifting or girls around him

Your name in georgian means game

You were the older guy were not you

Was thing a gay sex swing by any chance?
He was a low tier bro. And chinks aren't fully human.
My nigga
There's a natural hierarchy of alphas and betas sometimes you gotta mog user
Cool

Dude, if that's your friend you should just leave him, he's always trying to one up you like a psychopath.

Nah satan, he is just immature. The best way to explain our relationship is that if you had a friend that made fun of your failures with women while he was just as bad if not worse. At a certain point it stops bothering you because you remember he is just as bad. Dating hotter girls than him also helps lol

My name isn't satan

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>embarrass a man in front of his friends
>tell him his entire life until that point has been a waste
>he gets angry
>”lol he’s just being a cunt for no reason mate”

>gymbro is my best pal and has been my entire life
>go away with our group of friends, incl. 3 girls
>both me and gymbro are decently built, same stats, but I’m 10%bf and he is closer to 20%
>take shirts off to go for a swim
>girls mock him, say ‘I thought you guys went to the gym together, why’s user got abs when you haven’t?!’
>he’s flustered and says something about ‘training for strength’
>I say that he’s bulking and looks much better than me when he’s cut
>can see visible dejection on his face
>had been telling me all winter how he couldn’t wait to show off his gains in the summer

Still feed bad desu

i bartend (great Jow Forums job imho provided that you don’t drink) and like all the time some manlet’s gf while slide in something about “well you obviously go to the gym.” it’s super uncomfortable like the guy will be burning me with his eyes, the compliment doesn’t make me feel good. like don’t do that to your guy when he’s right there (unless that’s what he’s into). the worst are asian girls they aren’t even subtle about it. like they legit cuck their men in person. this happens truly at least once a week. and honestly i’m not even that fit just tall and pretty so it’s really just an excuse for them to compliment without getting in too much trouble.

>full on dyel
>qt3.14 next to burgeoning basedboy, obvious friend zoned dude next to her behind me in chick fil a
>dude keeps looking my way with an unhappy face
>girl doesn't even notice me
I wanted to tell him to stop miring so hard and get fit for himself. lifting for girls is a pit of despair whether youre successful or a failure.

Similar story
>Always go to the gym at the same time
>One bro I know is always there with his gym bro
>His gym bro doesn't like me for some reason
>He's bigger than me but I can see that little gut he's got
>I'm always lean, always in the sun and shave my body hair
>See them out at the club
>Lolol
>Devious
>Dancing with some girls and one of them lifts my shirt up
>They're all staring at my abs and giggling
>One of them says "you're trouble!"
>Talk for bit and then say I have a gf but go check out my bros abs! He's way bigger than me
>Point at my gym bros friend
>He's wearing a tank top, looking jacked
>they slowly make their way over to him
>One lifts up his tank
>Big smile on his face
>A hairy gut is revealed
>The girls all laugh and run away
>His smile and optimism: Gone

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Pretty much every time mates attempt to annoy me.
>Mate attempts to steal tennis ball from my hand
>He forgets I lift
>Struggles to steal it
>Starts using two hands to steal the ball from my one hand
>My hand's starting to hurt and I'm struggling
>I'm trying to look as un-phased as possible while holding onto the tennis ball for dear life.
>He eventually gives us
>"Heh, nice try"
>Everyone around us believes it took no effort on my part to hold onto the ball.
I'm alpha as fuck now.

Unfazed, not un-phased.

Thanks user. Here's a medal.

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>See this girl at party
>Meet her alone on the passage to the bathroom
>"Hey cutie, how you doing?" and flex my bicep
>She just stares at me with mouth open.
>Quickly sneak away and leave the party.
>Too star struck by my sheer size.

kek

>in the club
>ask some girl if she's queuing for drinks
>says she is but that she'll buy mine for me if I like
>pretty smooth of her
>get my drink
>go back to boogying with the boys
>see some manlet talking to the girl
>looks at me and starts pointing and can read his lips saying 'is that him?'
>alchohol-induced caveman brain engages and I get irrationally angry that he's pointing at me
>storm over shouting 'what the fuck are you pointing at?'
>girl lunges in front of him and starts shouting 'he's sorry, he's sorry!'
>laugh, 360 and walk away
>feel his eyes on me for the rest of the night

If you come at the king, you'd better not miss, my smol friend.

>at the gym
>there's a group of 4 manlets
>They're always super loud and obnoxious
>They're always using machines, rarely use free weights
>For some reason they're doing deadlifts today
>Struggling to lift 2pl8
>Start deadlifting next to them
>Quickly move up to 4pl8
feelsgood

>>laugh, 360 and walk away
How did you not run straight into the girl?

>backing up doesn't exist, much like sharks, I can only move forward

Her mother committed suicide and now she has to pilot a giant robot

What's a good neck measurement to shoot for? Im at 17 inches without neck training but my head is fucking huge so it looks small or average

Help

He was probably a literal, unironic cuck. Swingers are more common than you think. They genuinely got off on having someone flirt with her in front of him.

Based weeb

>having your girlfriend apologize on your behalf
>to a man she was flirting with moments ago

God I would die of embarassment

Just sort of happened.
Needed to check something and couldn't put the couch down where I was standing, his gf happened to mire

He looked very angry though, but he was about 5'6" so it was more like a toddler looking angry than a man.

Ur m8 is a doggo, isnt he?

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be an extremely weak faggot who just started lifting 3 months ago

people noticed it,
weak guy from university says you lift now?
and i say no, i do 1 time a day 4 minutes wii fit.

he actually plays wii fit everyday now.

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why do you feel compelled to post like this

the gay weak cuck cope

>no nut november
>Satan ascends back to our lord's realm

THEE CAN NOT MAKETH THIS MANURE UP!

I'M NOT SATAN

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imagine living such a boring live, that such an event is for you something that is only happening in the fantasy world

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Mightiest of keks

Was sitting at a table with a bunch of non lifters and my forearms mogged everyones by a long shot

singles confirms

This is pathetic. You don't have to "mog the normies" to feel good about your lifting. You know what lifting will do? It will make you more confident, it will make you more desirable to most girls, and it will garner a little respect among your peers and friends. But mostly it will teach you self discipline and self respect. It will give you goals.

Its about beating yourself, little nerds.

but is fun to get some external feedback

Well done user, doggos usually are surprisingly buff

I'm 6'4" and muscular, mogging is almost always what I do.

we don't need mires to feel good about lifting either but stories make good threads. fuck off

>REEE STOP HAVING FUN
I like being the very best, because that shows my efforts have borne fruit greater than I anticipated
mogging people is a blatant show of that, one of many

youtu.be/vtA592Oup5Y Take a look at this

wow they totally don't react this way to everything on those types of shows

Based
t.chinker

why
do
tripfags
feel
the
need
to
reply
to
every
single
post
like
this

it's "spacing"

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How are they supposed to reply?

Exactly

Say something worth saying or say nothing. Unprompted replies to a dozen posts with just shit like "cool" and "XD" and "I'm a gigantic tripfaggot please rape my gay dumb face" is stupid.

Prob her gay friend, and they were talking about how she was going to sleep with you as long you didn't make a scene.

Based

this, if you don't walk the walk they're never gonna talk the talk

well said

shut the fuck up goofy, go back to le reddit

fucking kill yourself resetera

Older ladies mire me, makes husbands get defensive lol
Girl who rejected me checks me out now.

Cont. Her husband is some trashy fat cholofag. I mog him

no he doesnt