Is plankton the quintessential representation of manlets? He gives off the most masculine energy of any character and is very assertive. He does everything a man should do yet he is a loser at life because he is a manlet. How do manlets cope with their lives?
Is plankton the quintessential representation of manlets...
Jacob Adams
John Phillips
Good god this post why would you do this to them?
Ethan Clark
Easton Ortiz
Chad Krabs vs virgin plankton
Jose Diaz
Plankton:
>owns his own business
>has a robot waifu
>almost took over bikini bottom but it took another manlet to stop him
>will probably end up taking over the world at some point
Squidward:
>wagekek
>depressed and hates his life
>constantly overshadowed by his manlet coworker
>will probably end up dying alone and no once to remember him
Stay delusional lanklets
Joseph Martin
>owns a failing business
>no real woman can love him
>((almost))
>((probably))
hahaha manlets stay coping
Chase Reyes
this is why i come to Jow Forums
Owen Morgan
>business good enough that he doesnt have to wagekek
>can choose to get any woman he wants but would rather stay with his ai waifu
>accomplished a lot more than what any lanklet will do in their lifetime
stay delusional lanklet
Parker Rivera
Plankton
>gets shit on by other manlets, autistic ones who cook burgers for a living and are still happier than him
>won’t even mess with or attempt speaking to squidward out of fear
>BUILT a girl programmed to love him, still seems kinda unhappy in the relationship
>owns a restaurant that gets no business and makes customers sick
>lives in his business, is just a bucket
>focuses all his efforts into trying to undermine a Jews successful business thinking it’ll bring him happiness, still pathetic has no life
>doesn’t lift
Squidward
>usually doesn’t notice plankton, too occupied in his sophisticated thoughts
>too smart to be appreciated by other around him, only one close to his level is a manlet who fears him for his height
>a musical genius, plays an instrument that’s challenging and most people don’t like in a misunderstood style
>artistic genius, paints himself because he knows he’s a chad specimen
>works at the level he needs to support his hobbies and lifestyle, lives within his means and is satisfied. Just wants to create art and music
>owns the most unique looking house out of everyone in his city
>has 8 arms, definitely lifts
Stay mad, whale food
Grayson Watson
patrick the only alpha also bloatpilled
Jordan Martinez
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
Lucas Long
Me too I've been lurking for about 6 or 7 years. This gets better as you get older. My mind is blown.
Oliver Davis
best post of Jow Forums today
Easton Jackson
There's no point in trying when there's a Chad like Larry around.
Even if he was a couple of inches taller, it wouldn't change a thing.
When will they learn?
Jayden Walker
Elaborate user
Leo Ross
>too smart to be a wagie, can spend all day lifting if he wants to
>cares naught for women, on lifts for his best friend spongebro
>bloats cause he knows aesthetics are retarded
>so hardcore and wolf mode that he lives under a rock that he has to push his way out of every day
>has never owned a shirt in his life
John Morales
this
>his home is literally just a rock, doesn't give a fuck
>builds appliances and furniture out of sand as needed
>he either sleeps on the floor or sticking to the fucking ceiling
>voluntarily unemployed
>hobbies include sleeping, watching TV and doing nothing, yet he completely mogs everyone else's puny limbs
>makes everyone else seethe just by existing
Easton Scott
I’m not him but Patrick is the top dog alpha.
>Swole, the physically strongest character. Can and will fucking end you
>doesn’t even need to lift, naturally strong. Dem starfish genetics
>house looks simple. Just a rock right? Think again. He can sculpt the living quarters underneath it however he wants. Endless possibilities.
>doesn’t work, doesn’t need to. Still able to support himself
>one of the few attachments he has in life is the bonds with those around him which he cherishes
>literally doesn’t give a fuck what anyone thinks, will eat like a complete animal regardless of who’s watching
>never wears a shirt, is comfortable in his skin
>only wears loose fitting Bahamian shorts in compliance with law and out of respect for his friends, he’s been compared to an Alaskan bullworm and wouldn’t want to embarrass them
>keeps his hobbies simple and cheap yet fun and active, capturing flying creatures that sting the fuck out of you and are known for killing fish.
>is a pescatarian, all he eats is crab meat
>once allowed two mentally challenged adults to live with him and humored their delusions that he was their son, has a heart of gold
Nathan Hill
Squidward isn't the tallest, the tallest is David Hasselhoff, followed by King Neptune and Larry the Lobster.
Adam Evans
It's not even a contest.
Lol at the guy saying Squidward is chad with a neck like that
Wyatt Mitchell
>>once allowed two mentally challenged adults to live with him and humored their delusions that he was their son, has a heart of gold
shit kek
Asher Ramirez
Counterpoint
Easton Bell
Squidward is chadly, but I was comparing him to plankton not Patrick you silly faggot. I’m also the guy who posted on why Patrick is the most alpha. Neck yourself.
Grayson Carter
There's only one Chad in Bikini Bottom.
Charles Rogers
achievable natty?
Hunter Ward
Roiding kike lobster who’s just coping with the fact that he’s a bottom feeding beta
Noah Nelson
YOU HAVE TO EAT BIG TO GET BIG.
Jeremiah Clark
thicc
Levi Morgan
how many scoops for this
Hudson Jones
mirin' that leg work
Jacob Bailey
how do u bros live like Larry
Adam Young
he even has calves the same size as the real life larry wheels kek
Xavier Ross
Lincoln Torres
>5'4
you just ruined my life
Wyatt Foster
>has 8 arms, definitely lifts
Nolan Hall
Exactly, he does whatever the fuck he wants. What isn’t alpha about that?
Luis Turner
He’s a squid, the fact he can gain human like trained mass is amazing. How many cephalopods do you see with pectorals like that? Nigga is a god
Christian Brown
Mirin' neck, looks like he skipped legday hard though.
Christopher Walker
I wish I was a manlet so I could blame my failures with women on them being heightists instead of having to look at my personality and conclude that I'm a socially inept autist.
Camden Long
>punisher t-shirt
Landon Phillips
Kek
Leo Stewart
Your mom and dad ruined it for giving you such shit genetics.
Kayden Mitchell
>Has a nice beach fit job
>Saves lives
>Always surrounded by girls
>Is always at parties but is never wasted
>Actually lifts
>Is strong
>Natty, with godlike crab genetics
>Cool hobbies like surfing
>Does tan
>Has diet on point
>One of the tallest guys
>Total bro
Josiah Murphy
WTF I love Squidward now !
Joseph Kelly
squidward is eternally mogged by his chad rival
Kevin Powell
Neat !
That’s the gay guy who squidward can’t stand getting hit on by
Christopher Roberts
didnt he become a literal god emperor
Ryder Peterson
Michael Ward
squidward got huge in one episode
Wyatt Garcia
>this is gonna be a short workout
I know this is FB tier humour but that's funny.
Jaxon Anderson
>SpongeBob
>Manlet
pick one
Justin Morales
OH MAN WHAT A EPIC THREAD XDDDDDDDDDDD
capping it for reddit
Landon King
>tfw no shg peptides
Liam Gonzalez
Imagine being this guy who made this post
Alexander Mitchell
>angry little manlet feels attacked by a post about spongebob characters
Landon Sanders
>this entire thread
Ayden Fisher
Hell yea squid boys unite!