When is it appropriate to grow a mustache

When is it appropriate to grow a mustache

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As soon as you realize you're a huge faggot and need to let people know

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Mustaches are mostly for role players these days

Hard to say really. Depends on a lot of different factors. Your lifestyle, age, demographic, what else you wear with it, what kind of ‘stache is it and what you’re growing with it. Just do whatever you want

When you shove 8 dicks up your ass every night.

Get a good fake mustache on that you think you can plausibly grow then try it out here and there before you commit to priperly growing it out

Cop
Pornstar
6pl8 deadlifted
Gay

When you're non white and can pull it off

When your lip hair comes in thick and evenly, and also doesn’t curl or frizz.

Once you turn gay and successfully carry a rock band into the 80's.

I rocked the stache for a while this year it was pretty fun. But I am in shape and homosexual.

Always

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when you get 19-20" arms

When your main battle plan consists of taking every punch with your face and still winning.

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As a firefighter (must be clean shaven, moustaches that down impact face mask seal allowed) should I grow a stache? Wondering how to max out the alphaness of the career aside from being fit

If you're an operator

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My dad was a fireman. He had a mustache. He could also bench 375

if you are freddy mercury or a 3rd world Warlord or when you chopped down a 20meter + tree with your trusty axe

gay/10

i like having some facial hair but not a lot.
goatees are for programmers.
sideburns are for greasers.
ama

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Only whites can pull it off.

>implying Indians don't do it best

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When I get into my 40s I think it’ll be more fitting to grow one. Old man swagger, I’ll be corny and hit on 20 year old thots(all women are thots, inb4 >“hitting on thots”) but they’ll love it because I’ll be built and confident from my high dose TRT.

Never

This plus the bugez are 200% the reason I grew one
I don't look nearly as good tho lol
Ive received a mix of surprise and compliments
I'm shaving it tonight

when you want to tickle your boyfriends nuts while you rim his ass

Fucking disgusting

You best be joking lad

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lel

When you want, if you want to do it, why not?

Hint: look at the OP.

I feel vicarious shame whenever I see shit like this.

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When you look like dan severn

all hope is lost. just shave

when it's 80-120 years ago

that said, im seeing how far i can go before my professional life starts being affected

I've had a short goatie as well but now am just rocking the moustache

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jesus christ you are ugly man

Fucking hell I bet you have to stay away from schools

You look like you fuck 10 year olds.

Holy shit do you look sleazy.

Lucky bastard.

Shave it all for the love of god

Those sideburns too - we can see the difference between head and face hair you know

When i shave it all i look like im 10, same shit either way

Did he died?

I recommend you to grow some beard or shave it. Moustache only looks good on like 1/10 of men.

nah he was just allergic to fists

candito has changed a lot

Might go back to a short beard + stache. But i like it for now as it is

i wish i could grow one but i can only grow patches of blonde mustache

All other shit aside, you have pretty decent 'stache genetics. I would probably grow one out too if mine looked like that.

beards are for basedboys and mustaches are for fags
stubble/clean shaven is for men

t. soiboy

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

t. someone who has shit beard genetics lmfao

t. chinlet

Mustache + Stubble > Clean Shave > Stubble > Mustache > Beard

Id bust your myth so hard

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when you become a mexican

mustache+stubble is for queers too

the year 1972