Tips for getting the old willy turned on? might have a girl over tonight, i have a tendency to be soft. idk why

Call Big Jim Slade
youtu.be/xQ96dy93mP0

Doesn't sound too bad unless none of it is muscle? The point is obesity (possibly) affects boner quality.

Also drink more water BUDDEH

Unironically nofap.

For less than one day

most of it is fat lmao
im working on it

>Also drink more water BUDDEH
why?

Dehydration causes E.D. It might be slight dehydration, but either way watch your water intake closely

jerk off ~30 min before the act. Pretend to be taking a shit

Dunno if there's a direct correlation you're talking about, but to clarify dehydration is tied to mood as well

really.
hold your dong in your hand in a cup like style and then close your hand and pulsate slowly.
do this while sniffing from a cup of vinegar from your other hand.

its fucked up, but the diffrent sensations takes your mind off of an expected result and while your brain is trying to figure out your autism, the boner should rise.

no porn, use mental jerk file. Eat 2 eggs everyday. moderate exercise, 2 drink max pre-coitus.

>guy goes soft on me during sex
>cantgetworsethanthis.png
>he pulls out a bottle of vinegar from nightstand
>pours it into a glass and holds it to his nose
>starts taking long inhales it while grabbing his limp junk
>fuckthisshit.exe
>I start getting dressed
>between inhales he keeps muttering "dammit fit"

Yeah well that's his fault for not offering you some

(and well done user I smiled)

LMAOOOO

Are you sure you're not gay? Not joking

no im not

Similar issue to op but I'm 38.

For me it's the condom that kills my boner.

1.). Don’t beat off

2.). Think about your high school girlfriend while you’re fucking her and you’ll stay rock hard.

What preworkout do you take? I’ve noticed some make it hard for me to get it up for a few hours after taking

any bigger /fitizens/ have occasional ED problems?

I'm average length, but I'm girthy enough that I have to order custom condoms, have had multiple girls wonder if I can even fit etc. I've heard about how guys like John Holmes were barely ever fully hard, and I've noticed that I can cum/fuck on like 80% hardness, and even a slight distraction can soften me up.

The amount of reddit spacing going on in this thread makes me happy

Stop watching porn and jacking off a couple days before. You may also have porn induced erectile dysfunction, if so, unironically nofap (technically, no porn is what you're aiming for, but it helps with the recovery)
Just keep in mind most of the nofap threads here are filled with people who know jack shit about the whole point of curing PIED
t. Actually had porn induced erectile dysfunction and it ruined my sex life

>being this new
Lurk moar

How long did it take for you to start getting back to 'normal'? If you ever did.

Iv just recently tried to have sex and I had a semi but couldn't get hard. It really fucked with my state of mind and was so embarrassing.

Well there's your problem, sounds like you might be the big gay

For an encounter or two, a few days sufficed, but it's case-specific
Still, I stopped having problems with regular daily sex only after a couple weeks, maybe three. I never felt so embarrassed in my life as when I got soft during a blowjob. Dropped porn, never happened to me again

Porn is still pretty bad for you (you're injecting your brain with dopamine levels that shouldn't be naturally possible and it fucks with brain chemistry) and dropping it as an addiction will positively affect your mind, so I think it's worth it either way. It's probably fine if, after dropping the addiction, you jack it when you're feeling horny if you don't watch porn every once in a while, but, seriously, fuck porn.
If you want to read up on porn effects, I unironically recommend yourbrainonporn.com, it has a lot of citations to papers published in serious scientific journals

watermelon, cheese, pray

Im glad to hear it sounds like you fixed yourself, I hope I do too.

I felt so bad for her, she blamed herself and now doesn't want to spend time with me and I feel shattered.

Fuck off normie piece of shit kys

Viagra

Viagra works perfectly but if u don't have it just learn that it's all in ur head. It's literally all in your head fucktard

>she blamed herself
Yeah, had the same happen to me, luckily I was her first so I managed to make some excuses about men not being able to do it too often
Godspeed user

You’ve just got to get less fat. I went from a really flabby 190 to a lean 160 via a lot of running and bodyweight exercises and saw a massive improvement in my sexual performance.

I'm addicted to gay porn but when I go NoFap I become increasingly sexually aggressive and start seeking out gay casual sex. Should I just moderate my porn habits somehow?

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>KFM reference
You're alright user

You need to jack off more. It's counter intuitive because it lowers your testosterone but it also makes you horny as fuck. Eating onions always make me horny like 2 hours after eating them. Also have more cum. Drink more water ang get enough sleep, getting too little will shrink you balls and willy to the point theyll look like a 12 year old just took a cold shower

Go back in time and not have masturbated for the past couple of weeks

Had the same problem Op. Got a couple hoes to fuck off tinder but didn't last with a single one and couldn't get it up a second time. Started doing some research and apparently there are tons of food that help with blood flow to the penis.
Broccoli
Avocado
Bananas
Lots of meat
Watermelon
Spinach
Oats
Pistachios
Dark chocolate
Beets
Chili peppers
Green tea
Pomegranate
Blueberries
Oranges
Among a couple more I don't remember. But also you should do HIIT cardio, Lift weights
Get good sleep. I also take magnesium and some caffeine. also the day before I know I'm gonna fuck I jack off but use my imagination. Now I can fuck for a long time without nutting and go again like it's nothing I usually tire the girl out and she wakes up next morning saying thanks for the fuck and it's an awesome feeling

That's the point of nofap, to get sexually aggressive to the point where you seek out getting laid.

Pumpkin seeds
Maca
Ginkgo
Ginseng
OTC boner pills (they almost always test positive for black market Viagra or Cialis, the FDA has a websection with hundreds of results)

> 2.). Think about your high school girlfriend while you’re fucking her and you’ll stay rock hard.
too real

How do i cure depression?

running
if it doesn't cure your depression it still might help with your dick

you made my session, gonna get back to work now, you are cool user... you are cool

not gonna lie this happened to me back in April.

Broke up with long term gf in december then had a few one night stands as I got Jow Forums. pulled easily the fittest one on a night out and she was super hot for me, i was pretty buzzed and we went back to her place and I finger blasted her for about 45 minutes cumming everywhere, just could not get turned on though. So weird. I freaked out and tried no fap and no porn and it cured me withing a month.

Then met my current gf who's sex drive is fucking ridiculous, we do it on average 5 times a day+ so i'm super glad i tried no fap and no porn or i would have been fuuuuucked

You do cardio, drink water, fix your sleep schedule, take care of responsibilities, hang out with friends and have a hobby. Good luck user.

Also, weed does not help in the long term

Do you fap with lube? Death grip can reduce sensitivity during sex. Worrying too much during sex will ruin it for you too. Make her diddle herself while you fug and that should help her be as tight as possible on your chode. If all else fails and you're worrying too much just do oral and tense your legs till completion. She probably won't care too much if she likes you and you've made an effort to get her off

Coming out of the closet

He is overweight if not bordering on obese

pop a viagra for the first time, thats what i do. after the first time i don't need it, but for some reason every time i get with a new girl i cant get it up.