>gym vikings raid the gym again
>they kidnap the cute receptionist
Gym vikings raid the gym again
Owen Ortiz
Jaxson Edwards
>Gym Bard won’t stop singing songs about Zyzz
Every fucking day
Connor Williams
>gym magpie wont stop divebombing me
Ryder Reyes
>gym fishpeople keep leaving weights at the bottom of the outdoor pool
Goddam.
Bentley White
>gym gnomes forget to rerack the weights overnight
Logan Long
>gym mage wont cast growth
Liam Thomas
>get called filthy weeb by the gym rogues again
>trying to impress what I thought was a cute asian girl
>too autistic to actually look at her but hoping she's mirin'
>squatting ass to the grass 2pl
>almost black out
>look around
>mfw she was a projection the gym sorcerer has been casting to fuck with me
>he high fives the rogues and they all laugh at me
>try to run out of the gym crying
>gym necromancer got his summoned bones stuck in the door hinge
>the gym jester puts spaghetti in my pockets and turns them inside out
>all the gymfolk laugh even harder
Jace Sanchez
>injure myself
>gym priest doesn't cast heal
Nathan Powell
>forgot my squat plug
>had to use gym bear as substitute
Leo Thomas
Can we keep this thread going anons? I’m enjoying this.
Caleb Perry
>Gym rapist raids manlet pit again
Should we do something?
Christian Murphy
>gym samurai commits seppuku after his lord fails his set
Dominic Butler
>gym dwarf still hitting on the wheyfu elves
Jack Rivera
>gym horticulturalist had a bad harvest, herbs have run out
>priest is pissed, can't cast heavenly gainz
>manlet pit will surely take advantage
Gonna be a rough November bois
Aiden Richardson
>gym necromancer summons an undead bloatlord
Ethan Baker
>Gym siegemaster commandeered our machines for the assault on Planet Fitness
Easton Scott
>gym master bans me for loud grunting
Jonathan Green
>mfw gym blacksmith won't even make extra barbells after they were taken by the knightfags for jousting practice
Christopher Myers
>gym baron increases taxes
>for every 5 pounds you make, he gets 1
Xavier Wright
>Gym hobbit rolling for anal circumference
Grayson Rogers
>the gym is a giant mimic and the staff are doppelgangers waiting to attack you when the lunk alarm goes off
Kevin Campbell
>gym barbarian used rage to hit his bench PR
>is passed out in the only squat rack
I'd move him, but the gym merchant gave me a draught of agility instead of draught of strength
Bentley Hughes
>The very thin sexual dimorphism of the naturally androgynous gym elves causing widespread distraction and stress
Nathan Diaz
>Gym Necromancer is resurrecting Chad Thundercock
Jace Howard
kek
Zachary Campbell
>gym dragon has settled his nest next to the squat rack
>he keeps spitting fire everytime someone goes heavier than 2pl8 so no one can defeat him
Fucking asshole, we'll have to call the gym dragonslayers from another gymdom
Carter Harris
>hero got isekai'ed into our gym to slay the demon lord
>gym hero is now sleeping with busty demon lord and receptionist girl
Joshua Allen
>forget to bring my flamethrower
>get overwhelmed by gym wendigos
Matthew Clark
>Gym inquisition started burning dyels again
>Do preacher curls all day just in case
Arms are going to be sore tomorrow lads
Aaron Young
>gym innkeeper ran out of whey again
Ayden Hughes
>jehovas witness comes to me and starts preach curling
Asher Green
mfw Instagram Jow Forums page will copy this whole thread again
Samuel Johnson
The fuck is that
Ryder Roberts
>manlets are getting smart. They never attack the same part of the fence twice
Nathaniel Mitchell
is that from a video game? i remember seeing this picture a couple years ago holy shit
Blake Gomez
>gym elf puts pullup bar to height manlets can't reach
>gym engineer constructs plate tower to climb up to it
Samuel Thompson
Shamefur dishpray
Colton Moore
>Gym Imam has issued a fatwa against deadlifting again.
Nathaniel Barnes
>tfw gym dwarf
Not even the dwarfettes want me
Cooper Phillips
thats right, short girls are notorious for being hypergamous, but at least you can find a tall girl who has a thing for dwarves
Ian Diaz
best itt in this thread
Benjamin Bennett
The screaming face is from the mystery of the druid and the blue one is the black guy chef, but the image itself is referencing a skill icon for Terrorblade from dota 2.
Hudson Morgan
Mashallah
Lucas Williams
>tell gym slave girl that i lift for her.
>failed lmao 1pl8 ohp.
>gym slave girl won't even look me in the eye
Charles Perez
>gym T̸̪͚͙͙͇̙́͢o̷̸̠͖̤̺̙̰ ̵̗͙̱i̶̛̺͍̩ǹ͙͙͔͚v̛͙̦͎͎̻̥͟͠o̹̞̬͉̖̞̳͓͟ḱ̵̮̩́ȩ͍ ̧͖͉͚̭̳̫̠͎̠͟t̵̮̙̦̘̻́͠h̨̦̗͡e̡̝̮̩̗̭͚̙͢ ̸͙̣̤͖̬͈͓̰͘͢h̻̼͙̖̠̙͘͞͡ͅi̛̦̭̫̥̕v̵͖͙͚͓̼͘͞ȩ̙͕͈̥͓̦̟-̵͙̱̹m̜̬̗̩̘̭̕͜i̺͈͎̬ṇ̫͉̠͠ͅd̸͚̫͈ ͔̮̣̘r̵̴̼͉̙̠̞͓̮ͅe͙͓̥͎̦p͓̼̼͓͝r̷͍̝̞͈̪̰͞e̙̘̜̞͓s̳͓̼̤̰͘e̥͎̮͖̻̪ͅn̳̖̺͔t̢͙̣̬̫̙̬̫̮i̧̧͖̺̼̖͘n̩̫ģ̳͙̤͝ ̜̼͎̖͚̙̀̀c̹̱͎̦͟h̜̩̜̙̖͟͞a̖̠̫̺͝o̢͇̙̩͚̩̱͚͍s̳̖̮̤̪͡.̵̡̻̻̦͢
̡̮͚̰Í̯̞ņ̸̥͍͓̝̹͈̖̳v̭̟͉͚͙͇͘o͈͎̱͕̺͖͘k͙̞̕͡i͈͞ņ̵̞̟̀g̦̳͘͜ͅͅ ̗͙͓̖͚̝͕͘t̷̡̗͎̰͕͍̱̪̮͙h̷̸͍̟͎͞e̴̹̟͓̰̣̘̤̥̕͡ ̶̦̯̙̭͇͙͉̹f̴̴͙͍̘͎̺̕è͚̟̝̠͈̟̳͓e͍̮̤̯̣͙̠̰͞l͎̹͕̯̺͔̞i̶̥̮͚̦n̩̜͍̯̖g͖̞͔̭̀̕͞ ̠͇͕͟o̢͈͈̦͉̬̳̠͞f̵͖͙͍̬͞ ̼̳͉̺̱̯̕͢c̫͕̜͈͍͡ͅḫ̡̛̼̰̖ą͚̻̠̮͠o͙̠̤͇̮͓̺͚͢ş̵̴.̢̱͓̱̩͕̞̪͓
̱̙͠ͅW̴̥̞̜̘̤ͅi̶̵̯̼̱͞ṯ̢̺̼̖̥h̟͔̘̘͔̖͖͜ ̷̘o̤̻͡u̖̗̹̬̖͔̼͟t̙̮ ̞̠̦͉ó͕̻͚̪ṟ̗̹̝͔̳̰d̛̳̳͉̱͜͞e̯̘̝͚̤̦̮̰͞r̵̞̖͡.̪͖̱̣
̧̭̜́̕T̷̢͖͕̖̟̰h̴̫̫͘e̴̴̟͎̯͈͍͟ ̩͎̯͙͙͘Ṇ̴̪̺̮̰ę̟̭̺͙̺̣̼̜z̮̬̘̠͙͠p̷̫̟̜̗͙̦͉e̵͉͎̦̥̦͜r̵̴̜͙͜d̵̪̭i̶̶̧͇̮ą͈̞̙͈̩̯̩̯̝n̶̥̱̝͔̜̤̙͘͠ ̢͔͍̳͟͠h̺̥͍̪ͅi͔͙̬̪͜v̴͙̪̳̦̮͈̯̀͟e̖̦͜-̟̞̟̭̖͉̙̰̼͜m̵̺̩̰̭͈̜͇̕i͔̻̰̥̳̠̩n̨̡͎̳͕̭͎d̡͔͉͘ͅ ̸̻̻̤̼̻̩͖͓͟ͅo̸̺̙̦͈f͉ ̛̠̱c̟̹̜̞͈̘͜ͅh͕͡á̷̩̹̠͢ò̞̜͍̦̕s͖̬̠̙͝.̸̖̘̞ ̸̭̦͕͎̜̭͠͠Z̖̮̜̯͇͚̠̀a̴̷͔̺͇͉͕̯̱̕l̷͚̭͚͉͡ͅg̛̛͍ợ̷.̙͔͖̣
Aaron Thompson
>gym dwarves are trying to escape the dwarven pit again
Nicholas Davis
>brap goblins are siting on the bench press Vikings faces
>the escensse of a thousand farts has them all subdued.
Thomas Long
?
Oliver Lee
>go to gym
>the gym master is bullying the gym gnome while the gymcromancer summons milk for his bones
>the gymbarian is trying to raid the receptionist's village again
>the gym mage and the gymsassin are arguing about accessory lifts
>ignore it all, do my workout
>as I'm about to walk out the entire gym stops and looks at me in horror
>I stand bewildered as the gym master sprints towards me at full speed
>hear the gymbarian scream "he didn't do whatever it took"
>the gym mage shouts "bruh you ain't gonna make it like that"
>gym master teleports behind me, breathing down my neck
>um, yes Master?
>aren't you forgetting something?
>oh shit I'm sorry Gymlord
>Non-FUCKING-NEGOTIABLE
>do my facepulls
>the whole gym cheers me on
>Jeff nods in approval
>finish my set
>we all laugh, beat up the gym gnome and go out for pints at the local tavern
Jose Reed
>gym succubus ostentatiously dumbbell squatting in the middle of the gym
>nobody realizes she's actually casting BRAAAP to enchant us weak minded footmen
James Morales
>gainsstealers in the fucking walls again
>Gym commissar says that gym marine reinforcements won’t arrive in system for another 3 months
Wut do
Charles Mitchell
>gym goblins are curling in the squat rack again
Jose Cox
>gyms sauna is overtaken by a rogue elemental
>all the best lifters form a party to drive it out
>they've been in there far longer than the maximum use time of 20 minutes
Should I tell on them?
Ryder Parker
T. Jealous guy who doesn't have a brap gobbo to help him hit his pr
Logan Fisher
>Gym mage has cursed me with height decreased and still not undo the curse
Wyatt Stewart
>gym pirates board my squat rack and force me to do the plank
Anthony Gray
I like this one.
Charles Ramirez
>tfw gym farmer
>need to harvest all my gains before bulking season
>gains goblin activity has been sporadic recently
>don't know if I'll have enough gains to make it through this winter
Carson Howard
Kek
David Perry
>gym heretics think they're gonna make it without worshipping Zyzz
Noah Howard
I feel you, gym paladin
Ian Ortiz
>tfw looted a +2 dumbbell with bonus magical damage vs lanklets from the manlet pit
what are they planning bros ?
William Foster
Back in highschool the swimmers used to do that to fuck with the football players because the weight room was next to the diving well. Shit was funny as fuck because a bunch of those niggers couldn't even swim
Aaron Nelson
>Manlets have been digging a lot in the pit recently
>They burrow so deep that they unearth an ancient grave of swole spirits
>tfw i had no idea there was an ancient burial site six feet below our gym
Colton Richardson
>dyel doing curls in the squat rack
>berate him for being a retard
>he insists that the squat rack identifies as curl station
>gym HR department sides with him
>now I have to undergo sensitivity training or my gym membership is revoked
I was ok with them legalizing OHP in the squat rack and even rack pulls, but this is just going too far.
Jaxson Fisher
>gymlord has announced prima nocta
all the dyels are getting cucked again
Brayden Miller
>gym orcs doing skullcrushers again
>I'm the one who has to carry out all the bodies
Alexander Bailey
>go to grab dumbells
>none of them are on the rack
>some asshole took all of them, claims to be doing circuit training
>tell him to fuck off, try to pick one up
>get electrocuted
I fucking hate gym electricians
Christian Gonzalez
>gym saracens and gym catholics won't stop fighting over who gets to control the holy squat racks
Jaxon Jackson
kek
Liam Garcia
Jazakallah qair
Christian Thomas
>Get isekai'ed into a magical gymdom
>No one talks to you at this one either
Alexander Nguyen
Holy shit did they actually do that with their fingers when uninstalling, based fallenbrethrenbros
Austin Moore
>gym paladin is doing preacher curls in the squat rack again
Grayson Diaz
lmao underrated af
Joseph Nelson
good one
Kayden Morgan
>Gym jester doesn't put the plates back after juggling
Brody Bennett
b u m p e r i n o s
Evan Hill
also good
Oliver Evans
>gym conjurer casting "summon gains"
>gains fat
Should have specced in summoning fist, nerd
Caleb Murphy
>gym monk doing weird stretches on the squat rack
>hes not even using the bar
Jayden Lewis
I know that feel.
Luis Reed
>leave humanity behind
>gym necromancer brings me back
Isaiah Murphy
lmao
Camden Watson
>Deadlifting
>Gym Paladin kicks the bar from my hands.
Hudson Thomas
Quest to get her back you fucking beta
John Bennett
>looking for plates to put on the bar
>gym thrower keeps throwing my plates across the room
Caleb Thomas
>mfw gym alchemist keeps selling snake oil protein shakes next to the vending machine
are they legit? does it count as roiding?
Connor Foster
>civil war
>dumbell racks are trying to secede from the rest of the gym
Carter Ward
>Gym troll is on a rampage again
>free weight are in the cardio section and cardio equipment is strewn about the free weight section
Jonathan King
Literally a gainsgoblin.
Chase Allen
>gym paladin won't stop burning thotelves in the squat rack
Isaiah Hughes
>gym sphinx wont get leave the rack until we solve his riddles
Cooper Foster
>not getting brain gains
Logan Gomez
>gym plate spinner keeps spinning all the 45s on 7' sticks.
>tfw can't reach them to get them down
Eli Kelly
>lost all my gains in the gym casino
Ethan Wright
>gym goblins pillaged my gains
>no goblin slayer in sight
h-he'll come
right b-bros?
Noah Lewis
Nice.
Ayden Garcia
Leave it, they will never learn otherwise
Ethan Kelly
Kek