>be a 2/10 cardio bunny
>come back from gym sweaty, hair a mess
>stop at drug store to buy blister patches
>cashier is a gook with cystic acne, probably 6/10 by your standards, big nose, small eyes, lanklet.
>about to check out my items
>I say, “sorry he was first” (guy ahead of me)
>unironically pretty cute
>”oh god he’s so cute I can’t even look up”
>hands shaking can’t enter my member number
>”do you want a bag?”
>”no thanks.”
>he’s so cute I have to say something
>can’t even look up from pin pad
>panic and swipe immediately
>”sorry you need to swipe that again”
>books say you should talk to strangers
>guys like to be mired
>”y-you’re pretty cute” (mumbles) “I’m sorry.”
>was that creepy?
D-did I do good? That was 30 minutes ago and I’m still cringing. Why did I say that? I want to cry. Is this autism? Would you be scared if a girl said that to you? A 2/10. He didn’t say “thanks” so I assumed he was creeped out. I can’t breathe. I’m probably more freaked out than he was. Did I say that just because he was about to check out my items first? Is being nice the final red pill? Even if this was at a gym where you’re ripped as fuck you guys still get happy over mires... I hope this was a mire for him. Or maybe he gets this all the time. I don’t think all girls check you out with long fuck me eyes if they are miring you. I can’t make eye contact.
Sorry for blog post, freaking out.
Do I have autism?
>being a girl
>fucking up at all
You just nervously fucked up, chill
are you even a 2/10? probably a 1/10 let's be honest.
Fucking kek, I love when autistic cashier girls can't make eye contact with me. Something about that submissive nature, very hot.
Yeah I'm sure that's what it is buddy.
Don't think too hard about it you had the balls to say something that's more than most other people on this board would have done
Post face (and preferably tits too)
Yea I’ve never been asked out; the 5 times I did go out I initiated all of them, two times rejected, and the last guy probably felt sorry for me. I’ve been called beautiful 3 times in my life.
BUT! Its bad enough to be ugly but like hell I will be FAT and ugly! I’m going to mog everyone at the gym!
I remember now, the three times
1 was me wearing a dress and some guy walking past me said “hi”
1 was grandpa before he passed away
1 was me peskering a guy if I’m beautiful
Kek I used to be this way then I realized I was puffing my chest hard as fuck and glaring at them wide eyed with a furrowed brow trying super hard to meet their eyes
Post pics uggo
>female
>incel
LOL fake and gay. Unless You're severely deformed, a women can get a bf easy. Even then you can still get a man.
Let me dump my 4 days of nofap in your anus
You're autistic enough to know the rules, thot
Unironically post face pics, cause so far this seems pretty fake
Stop LARPing op.
No one falls for the "incel girl" meme.
Jesus christ
You NY? Be my gf
>first post is: be girl
kys incel
>NY
Sup nerd, voting republican?
post pic
>”y-you’re pretty cute”
>at CVS
>some creepy 2/10 fat thot standing behind me in line
>not even "hog I would plow when horny" tier just plain flabby
>she's buying herpes oitment after blowing Tyrone in between sets
>mumbles that im "unironically pretty cute" implying she ironically pretends other guys are cute
>having lifted and chiseled my physique for this very moment, I take a prepare to reject her in the most degrading but deserving way possible
>she spills her spaghetti and apologizes before I can even respond
>she breaks out into a mild panic attack and maybe a mild seizure
>awkwardly nope the fuck out of there
>narrowly dodged that bullet
At least have the decency to post tits.
leave. now!
Literally you
>books say you should talk to strangers
>I cant make eye contact
10/10 larp, laughed whole heartedly
>Tfw female ocelot will never spin your prostate like a Colt Single Action Army™
Why go on lads?
I've had this done, it's nothing special. The ones who want to stick fingers in your butt are also the ones to suggest pegging. Thats when you nope your way outa there
You did good. He probably didn’t understand what you said, if he did he would have said thank you
>pretending to be a girl on the internet
yes, yes you do have autism
Trips of truth. Hey, I'll bet someone says you're beautiful, you assume everyone thinks you're ugly anyways.
> Not getting ur boipucci shrekt by an Amazonian woman.
It’s like you’re not wanting to boost your test with her thicc whey milkies.
You forgot the part where you bang the 10/10 gook cashier.
Post pic OP
I’m sure your beautiful to me
Hey, that’s my roommate. She’s a stripper, I’ve fucked her numerous times but now she’s caught feelings. Please somebody else take her away so I don’t have to find a new place to live lmao.
Info is available via reverse image search
Why would you lie on the internet user.
Inb4 reverse image search. It will prove nothing
I think my brother lurks here so I can’t post he might recognize my bedroom.
>I’ve been called beautiful 3 times in my life.
volcel
Gross btfo fat roastie