Can you beat up your dad?

Can you beat up your dad?

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I wouldn't dare raise my hand even though I might be twice as big as he is.

Nope. I'm 30, 6'3 and 230lbs, he's 55, 6'2 and 185. Ive worked in physical labor for the past 10 years but still, the man is a monster in terms of forearm strength. He's been a plumber his whole life, turning a pipe wrench for 30 years builds some serious strength.

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No I am a good son.

dude sink pee is the ultimate red pill. always sink pee, even in public restrooms. mog all the urinal fags.

why the fuck did screamin' scicillian change the recipe on their pies

now the pepperoni one is just regular pepperoni slices instead of the chunks it used to be. it was perfect...

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why not just make your own?

homemade pizza is delicious but pricey and rarely worth the amount of effort. My kitchen is small and I already hated cooking bread when I had the means to do so. Pizza dough is no different.

Heh whatever kiddo
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They call it a p-trap for a reason. If you don't run the water after pissing in the sink it'll smell like a truck stop restroom after a few hours.

when he's 70 and you shake hands with him tell him that he still got it and that he's really strong.
you'll make him the happiest papa in the world.

thats what i did with my grandfather it was always nice to see him smile.

Fuck yeah, he's 86 years old in a wheel chair, he probably wouldn't remember too (because of the dementia!), so I could probably do it everyday and just tell him he fell over yesterday!

Anyone can
Underweight diabetic w/ osteoporosis that can't find work and to top it off he's like 5'8

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Probably, but I have no reason to do so.

>can you beat up your dad?
cant even find him

Every time I look at my father I'm reminded of the hellish life that awaits us all.

>tfw holding back tears of shame when I just watched him collapse and vomit from over-working himself on a hike.
>I wasn't even sweating
I'd never seen him more pathetic and helpless in my life...

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Daily reminder that Ja/ck/ choked out his kid once and wouldn't hesitate to kill him if he if the opportunity arose

He's 197 cm tall and sitting at 110 kg (mostly muscle), not to mention a kung fu black belt
I wouldn't stand a fucking chance

Hell no, My dad used to run in the Force Recon Challenge. I was discharged from basic for medical and my new specialist is surprised I'm not popping pain pills as my body slowly deteriorates.

My dad is only 5'7 and probably 150 or below but I still wouldn't dare.

Yeah, even in his prime but only because he was kind of more bookish than physically active.
Love and respect the fug out of my pops though

no he is a karate black belt
he lifts too

My dad is one of the best people I know. I would never dream of it.

Trap nigga detected

I would beat the shit out of myself before raising a hand to my dad. He is top tier

Ah shit, I hate that.

Who /bagpeegang/ here?

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Already did + big bro. I put all my ex-family in prison: parents, big bro, his wife, his kids, fat sister, her lesbo faux wife. Ended their criminal activities.

Had to stop them escaping while police en route, so I knocked them out.

Are you gonna suck his dick and tickle his balls and call him a big boy while ure at it too or....?

I could, easily.
>6'5, 230lbs (I know, bulked too hard)
>he's 5'8, skinnyfat dadmode, 60ish years old

Never would though, he's the best man I know.

Is that the son Jack choked?

>Lesbo faux wife
Kek based. Bunch of degenerates.

Fpbp

Also, I'm a living copy of him. Everytime i think that I'm doing shitty things, I imagine two strangers looking at us saying:

-look at those two, the same face shared, but this one made so much worse in life than the other, what a pathetic living been.

-for those who watched this scene, this is my daily nightmare

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iktf

glad to know im not the only one that sink pees
imagine all the water you save, just remember to run a little water afterwards

I could beat the fuck out of my dad, he’s like 6 and 160lbs

bro i just tried this and you wouldnt believe the gains i got. all the other guys in the bathroom couldnt stop mirin

Fuck I thought I was the only one.
When I am drunk, I also like to pee in the Dyson hand dryer.

fucking this, I may be able to outlift the guy but fuck me he can unscrew any bolt on my car that I cant
its some kind of dad magic

old man strength
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Why not?

>Homemade pizza is pricey

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No chance... my father died years ago, when I was 10.
He was a bear at 6.4ft at 240lbs vs my 6ft at 170lbs now.

As this would not be enough... years later after he died I found out he was actually a Krav Maga instructor.

I can only imagine him ripping my head off while punching my heart through my spine...

I'm stronger than him and have more endurance but I dont think I could beat him.

His hands are just massive
I dont know what is it with dads and huge hands but whenever I go visit my parents I always get jelly that my hands just cant compare
>tfw you never had to live a life of physical labor

if you value your time it is a true statement. unless cooking relaxes you.

this is something i noticed too. all of my friends got bitch hands. must be something in the water

Not getting big wrists and forearms from kneeding and stirring. How can you pass an opportunity to exercise on a fitness board