Tfw my gym has bankers hours

>tfw my gym has bankers hours

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>gym allows women

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>gym is 24/7 only on weekends

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>gym has music

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gym only allows betas to join...

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>gym doesn't have a strict thong only policy for ALL who enter

I would unironically pay extra for a gym that didn't allow women.

>gym doesn't force men and women to get buzz cuts at the entrance

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>gym doesn't check that you can 1/2/3/4 before signing up

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>no random blood tests to ensure the nattiness of its users

I sure hope your gyms are looking out for your health

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>24 hour fitness
>every hour this plays for the staff: "please grab your checklist, walk the club, stock supplies, re-rack weights and tidy up"
>nothing ever happens

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>gym doesn't have escalators to help the power lifters avoid cardio

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>WHY DOES THE GYM ALLOW ALL THESE PEOPLE TO SQUAT ABOVE PARALLEL?

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>his gym's staff don't use a spirit level to ensure squats are parallel or below

get out of there mate

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>gym provides complimentary butt slaps after a PR

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>gym has a cardboard cutout at the entrance to prevent hamplanet entry

Anybody else know this feel?

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That's 24/2.

>every remotely non-dyel guy works at the gym so it's packed with just literally gym staff

>gym doesn't enforce re-racking of weights by punishment of fines.

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no, 24/2 is 12.

My old gym was 9am-9pm no sundays or holidays. $40 a month. Foh, i lift at 5am, 5 days a week now at my new spot.

>gym owned and operated by women
>only one power rack with one plate tree for the entire free weight section

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