Mirin stories

>girl mires me and smiles everyone she sees me
>Ask her out for coffee
>She says yes
>Date goes well and she's keen to meet again

What should i do for second date bros

I unironically call fat people (above 14% bf) "big guys". I wonder how many of you fat faggots I called a "big guy" and who think it was a legitimate mire. Haha

rape?

im like 19%, @ 220lbs, but im able to 2/3/4/5, so i dont care lol

>be me
>Friends girlfriend said the colour of my shirt looked nice on me

I think I'm finally making it guys

Just eat and take a stroll.

>go to mall
>shart like a boss
>people around me smiling and even one high fiving me

We're all gonna make it.

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>had a shit movie playing on tv while on the phone
>sex scene came on and the dude had damn big triceps
>mirin
>said "nice" out loud by mistake
>wife asked if I found the girl hot but told her was talking about the guys arm

what have I become

>inb4 you fuck your friends friend and you lose a friend AND a thot

unironically what i do lol
gf got mad at me cuz i mired a guys chest while walking in the city, and she thought i was eying stacy next to him lol

Take her somewhere fun for a few hours, then go back to your place and cook dinner together. Then if everything goes well watch a movie and do some fucking.

No she's ugly and I would fight for that man

>colour of my shirt looked nice on me

Beautiful example of women not knowing what they want or consciously aware of what they like. She sees you, thinks you're somehow more attractive.

Assigns it to your shirt.

Same thing when women say they like "nice guys" or "cool guys" or "guys who like to have fun". They're so blinded to what they find attractive they have to connect what they're feeling to an invented explanation

petting zoo

>went on a date yesterday
>wear a tight t-shirt, feel stupid and fat
>girl can't stop talking about my arms
>we're meeting tomorrow to play smash and then smash
>mfw I feel good about my self finally

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>Be me
>just started lifting again after hernia repair
>eating well and cutting down slowly to get that (Tupac+4pac) for the summer
>go to beerfest with friend
>his gf and her friend comment that I’ve got a nice butt and almost fuck her friend but I have a gf
>sisters friends joke hooking up once I break up with my gf
>my gf is flying me to her city because she knows I’m getting fit and wants that daddy dick.
>these hoes I met last summer at a festival asked to fly me out to Vegas to party
>mfw I’m still chubby but am still more facially aesthetic than 90% of dudes out there.
>mfw we gon make it but some of us will make it further than most
>mfw I’m in group 2

>lowkey dissing other anons in this thread
you really are pathetic

this is the best advice. also go said place hiping to have fun and not for the kiss/sex. she'll feel comfortable with you and that then leads to sex

>finish cut and lookin' joocey around 11% or 12%
>get tan and new haircut
>my side piece randomly hits me up
>fuck her raw and dump a load in her
>get up and my entire body has a pump
>"user, you look like one of those greek statues"

feelsgoodmane.png

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>tfw you are literally chad

you sound like a fucking nigger

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Feelin good
>lifeguard at pool I used to work at
>was always fat when I worked there, no aesthetics whatsoever
>buddy of mine still works there
>at gym with said buddy yesterday
>take flex pic together and send to lifeguard babe
>”Oh user, has muscles now?!”
Bout to turn her inside out lads

>day 5 of nofap november
>gain first superpower, can talk to animals
>my dog says my delts are really defined
Feels good man.

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Congrats user. Glad you made it

>Bout to turn her inside out lads
well thats fucking groce

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I like talking to my dog. She's nice but kinda shallow; she always wants food.

>at halloween party with some bros
>see an 8/10 qt that I'd met briefly at another party
>talking a bit making jokes
>she's laughing, touching my legs / arms etc
>give her my number before leaving with bros (didn't have my phone)
>bros and other girl friends at party saying she was all over me, shit's in the bag
>head home feeling alpha af
>mfw she never texts me

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gay and few female mires
>go to visit cousin in austria, wien
>i am 6'5'' with decent face
>be drunk as hell and on the streets with him
>he asks some faggots for cigarette
>they say i have nice lips and ask him if i am his cousin
>i just grab my cousin and leave
another
>go drink beer with my cousin and his friends in the park
>some of his girl mates come with them
>both of them were very short and blonde
>they both eye fucked me during the whole night
>i don't have the balls to approach and i don't speak german very well
>go home and regret not talking to them
feels fucking bad man

you do realize austrians speak english as well?
especially the younger generations

they didn't speak english well and when i tried to speak with them they wouldn't understand 50% of the things i tried to say
and after a few minutes of speaking english they would go back to german because they had conversations and i was the only guy that wasn't fluent in german
and they were 20-25 years old

ah, well that sucks man
had the same thing in italy lol
in my home country, everyone speaks english as second language, pretty well actually

Got pretty big over 6months, lose all fat over 1month. Aesthetic af atm
>go clubbing last weekend
>get approached many times
>one girl tells me her friend likes me
>9/10
>dating in 2 days

Fuck, self improvement feels so fucking good
We're all gonna make it
Be urself unironically
Nice man, congrats

good dog

Smash 4?

>in changing room at work
>coworker said i look like goku with fucked up hair because i took hoodie off
Not sure if mire or not but ill take it

>tfw finally feel my lats poppin

give the based pupper a treat

What's wrong with miring a dudes arm in front of your wife? You gay or summ'in?

>be me
>nice pump in the quads, hamstrings and upper back after skwaats and barbell rows
>sit on bus
>put gym bag and backpack in between my legs
>manspread 4 lief
>see older Asian hottie board bus
>takes seat beside me despite there being a completely free row behind me
>bus gets more and cramped with students (bus was on campus)
>she gets increasingly closer to me
>she's wearing leggings
>her legs brush up against mine
>neither of us move our legs
>bus begins to leave, completely cramped at this point
>she's rubbing her leg against mine
>begins rubbing against my right shoulder
>neither of us move
>her foot taps mine
>I tap hers back
>we both don't look at each other
>basically feel the tension at this point
>every time the bus turns, she grinds against my entire body
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>as trip goes on, bus gets less and less crowded
>her stop arrives
>literally gropes my thigh in order to help herself get up
>before she leaves she gives me a wink and wags her ass
>sperg.jpg and smile
>she leaves and gives me one last look before she gets on her next bus

>inb4 didn't happen
Feels so good to be mired, let alone by some Asian MILF AAAAAHHHHH

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>not grabbing her by the pussy as she got up to leave, pulling her back down and saying "no, you'll be getting off with me tonight"
at least try, bro. come on

Triceps are unironically mire worthy. No shame.

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I'm honestly more sad than mad that you didn't fuck her after all those clear signs. Spergs gonna sperg

pls no bully I rarely ever get mired like this by a woman

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its ok dude, you've had your warmup set, next one will be better

I hadn't taken my shirt in front of my co-workers for like a year and this time around I have abs and I'm a lot more solid than I was last year.

>spend day in the countryside with maybe 40 people
>it's 1pm and the sun is strong and bright so I go to where my backpack is to get the sunscreen lotion
>fetch it, join a group of 5-6 people I'd previously been talking to (they were next to my backpack) and started rubbing it on my shoulders and torso
>girls and guys start commenting on it saying things like "yeah you're getting all oiled up"
>joke for a bit and then go back to playing with the other guys
>afterwards I go back to my backpack to put away my sunglasses and the group's there again
>one of the girls insists that I should spray some bug repellent
>jokingly say 'nah thanks, I only use bug lotion so I can rub it on my body'
>they laugh but the girl insists and she even threw the fucking can at me after she'd thrown the spray's cap right at my face
>other girl starts saying they should stop objectifying me and asks me if I'm embarrassed
>I shrug it off like it's no biggie and we start talking about other stuff

some other dude also mentioned how jacked I was

>killing yourself over a woman
I'd kill her first lmao

>went from 130lbs to 225lbs within 4 years of strict working out
>still feel like a basedboy
>tfw body dysmorphia is real
>decide to go to thermal spa center with relatively new gf
>after maybe an hour she suddenly states: I thought I would get used to all the women eyeballing you but the guys are even worse
>tfw body dysmorphia is gone for half an hour
>looking in the mirror when going to the toilet
>fml I am a disgusting basedboy
>we will never overcome out own demons

Basedboy* instead of basedboy. Fucking autocorrect

Zhsha

>19, college sofffmöre
>155lb 5'10" (70kg for you eurocucks) - mega DYEL, barely even
>5x5ing at college gym with my pal
>Two thots roll into the adjacent squat rack
>I'm finishing up squats at this
>They're already mirin both of us a little
>One of the girls is cocking her head to mire at me while she is squatting
>Her form becomes shit as a result, so she fails and drops the bar on the safety pins
>Now I'm doing my last set
>The power racks at my school's gym are really weird
>Go into the rack backwards like a tard and hit my head off the bar
>Say ow
>The thots giggle at me
>I turn and give them a squinted glare with a half smile or something like that
>Go about my business
>They look at us for the remainder of our lift until we leave
Did I do good Jow Forums?

Jow Forums has a word filter
it changes s o y boy to basedboy

it's shit for us spanish speakers since you can't say "I am" properly

Denver airport urinal
Some guy walks by me and looks at my dick while I'm taking a leak.
I didnt care at all and it didnt make me uncomfortable if he wanted to take a peek

Also. Its disgusting but jokes on the fag in his 50s looking at another guy's dick

Guy at work says “you been gainin weight user?”
I think he meant I look stronger right?

>still more facially aesthetic than 90% of dudes out there

Post yer face m8

I'm never getting tired of saying this user, she's scared of texting you, i mean it really sounds like she was all over you which just makes her more anxious

this anyone insecure about bodyfat percentages tends to have shit lifts, is awk & looks small in a shirt. it's a trend

"Based autistic"

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>work at a pontoon rental place
>never have a shirt on
>briefing a boat older lady says I look like an acrombie and fitch model
>once they casted off they kept yelling at me to flex a cep
another time
>chillin on the dock
>see old lesbian couple above me>talking loud enough so I can hear
>"I mean if I was about 20 years younger and straight I'd go for him"
>smile and say I heard that
>she laughs and tells me to stay single it's more fun that way
I fucking love my job

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My dog is deaf now (15) and he can’t hear me say I love him. I do very much

>be me
>live with parents
>used to be underweight
>finally get to 150
>mom tells me i'm looking bigger finally
i'm proud for once

Fuck you bro

What's the correct thing to do in this situation?

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post body

>yep actually did too.
SHE WAS AT THE MALL, I was there in my skates looking fly.
>white guy
But then her fans were at a musical and we were laughing at how she was all alone looking after the baby.
>she had a pretty face.
The boys have been to this place since the first day of my life.
I don’t think they can continue in this pain any lore

Girls keep getting interested in me despite the fact that i feel like an ugly manlet

I always feel like its some kind of joke but so far ive smashed 5 girls in 3 months, which i think is good considering im not actively seeking women, these are just women ive randomly met.

why didnt you give her your number at least

go out with her at night
also, never take a girl for “coffee” again its for cucks

kek

Came here for mires, only to find feels. Shit hits you hard when you lose your dog and mom in the span of 1.5 years.

Introduce her to SS+GOMAD

>Walk into gym for chest/shoulder day
>in a tight shirt, arms lookin big
>get asked to spot two separate times
I'm finally making it lads

>college class this morning
>guy was doing his master's degree and the teacher of this class is orienting him, and so he had to be our teacher for 3 classes
>he is the classic sympathetic, friendly, funny short and fat guy
>jokes a lot, get ""intimate"" with the class very quick
>I (6'3, fit) actively participate like 4 times during his classes
>last class he is giving us, a topic in which I participated comes up, he points at me, says my name and for whatever reasons says I'm the best looking man in the class. I laugh a bit and thank him for the compliment
>whole class looks at me, some smiling, some laughing
>guy jokingly apologize for making me go red
t-this is the point of it all, right? to get mires from other dudes

Is the dog solid and touches your abs after doggy treats

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Anal.

better be melee you fucking casual

Sounds good
Maybe some other date I wanna escalate in the next one
To be fair we both went right after a lecture so
This time I'm thinking a game of pool and drinks at a pub near my place then invite her over

>be 6'3 198lbs
>get tinder
>250+ matches after 2-3 weeks
>some of them write first
>I'm too autistic to hold a normal conversation
>all these matches mean nothing since I'm a sperg
>go on 0 dates
>delete tinder
>feel lonely a month later
>get tinder
>200-300 matches again
>complain on chinese frog breeding forum about being single and lonely
>delete tinder again
>afraid to go out and meet new people
>keep lifting so I don't kill myself

maybe one day

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I hope you're not trying to use tinder to actually meet anything other than a quick fuck or a fuckbud

He sounds like a bro. Make him your wingman and bring him to the gym and make him a chad

I don't know, didn't really cross my mind

Lol get on The League, if you're allowed

>waiting outside of the class me, a chick I like (and just met) and 2 of her friends
>random guy joins us
>he asks "hey can you give me the mass from just one of your shoulders, so I can split it and put it on both of mine? I'll look great"
Another instance
>again, waiting outside of the class
>talking with some dudes
>random guy I have never seen before joins us
>the first thing to come out of his mouth is "are you on steroids?"
I swear it's fucking easy to impress normalfags. My OHP is like 53kg for 4x8, best case it's 70kg 1RM
Last one I can remember
>hanging out at the cafe in my uni with a dude and a girl next to him
>reach to get something from my backpack
>they say something not loud enough for me to hear
>I say "what did you say? I missed it."
>dude jokingly says "we were talking about how hot you are"
>the girl says "well, that's true."

post body

>gym bro says you're looking visibly bigger

178cm, 81kg lifting for 2 years and some change.

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>be me
>leave uni, start working in another town
>back in the uni city a year later
>bump into old dyel coursemate
>holy shit dude you're looking big

I knew I'd made gains but I'm a calisthenics slow grower so it's hard to tell how much I've visibly grown month on month

nice insertions bro, work on that core tho bb. Shits cash tho overall. With a shirt on you probably on the full dorito mode.

do you only work your back and biceps? wtf

>walk outside
>Someone screams from their car window "HI THERE PRETTY BOY"
>This happens at least twice a week

Beware the long hair pill